Comments on: Reasons people hate Twilight

By: Champagne

Champagne — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:45:52 +0000

Imagenation? Is that English? Learn to spell.
No offense.

By: Champagne

Champagne — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:32:12 +0000

No, me and my friend did not melt over Edward. He’s just a pretty boy with no depth, substance, intelligence or SOH. Boring. Shallow.

By: Moni Is Parasite Positive

Moni Is Parasite Positive — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:58:01 +0000

Twilight is an evil, evil creation invented by an agent of an EVIL corporation undercover as a mad woman with the mental age of a 13-year-old to brainwash the idiots into following sparkly vampires, just like the condition of the leader of the corporation, whose last name happens to be Cullen.
It all adds up!
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!

By: Cheyenne

Cheyenne — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:20:36 +0000

Get ova urself!
Rob’s hot ur not!
Kristen’s awesome ur not!

By: Cheyenne

Cheyenne — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:10:42 +0000

I totally agee with u i love alice and jasper, and the rest of the cullen family. i just new moon yesterday morning and it was better than the first one, but who cares they are both the best, i have read the series and listened to the soundtracks million of times, and never get sick of it!

By: Cheyenne

Cheyenne — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:07:40 +0000

get ova urself. just grow up

By: Cheyenne

Cheyenne — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:06:46 +0000

I agree with u all the way, i love jasper and alice, but my skool i have to do this presuasive speech about me telling people to hate vampires

By: Hilary

Hilary — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:42:31 +0000

Uh I hate Twilight, I am a twenty year old girl, have read all four books and still hate them. Please grow up. Or at least don’t breed

By: Ken

Ken — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:44:51 +0000

In rhythm with that, let’s also note that it shows just how shallow people are {note, fans = 13 year old girls. Coincidence? Methinks not.}. If Edward aged and looked like a normal 100-or-so-year-old, we’d hate it. It’d creep us out. Either he thinks like a seventeen year-old boy, making him immature, or Bella thinks like an old man. That speaks for itself. If Meyers hadn’t stressed his ‘beauty’ to the point of me vomiting, we’d think more about that. But no, if he looks young, it’s okay. Perfectly. Freaking. Okay.

By: Banana

Banana — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:15:22 +0000

LOLL (:

By: Banana

Banana — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:07:20 +0000

I agree.

By: Mocha

Mocha — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:28:34 +0000

The whole thing sucked ass…I swear, my retarded dog could write better that Stephanie Meyer.

By: Mocha

Mocha — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:21:15 +0000

I love it how you assume that the person who made this was a guy. Go read an actual book you twat.

By: I've done that

I've done that — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:10:00 +0000

read book: check
saw movie: check
hated both: CHECK

stephanie meyer was most likely on some form of super-pot when she wrote these books. if you say she “re-invented” vampires, you are dead-wrong, romance about centuries-old legendary murderers of entire villages at a time. What-the-fuck?! and furthermore a book is no excuse for a grown man to wear glitter.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:55:17 +0000

Smeyer: “Hm…I need something to make these vampires more original…oh! I know! Instead of making them burn up in the sun like normal fictional vampires, I’ll make them SPARKLE! It makes total sense, because Edward would be even MORE beautiful – and it would explain why they wouldn’t be able to go out in the sun; people would think they’re gay, and homosexuality is NOT okay with vampies. Yeah. That’s gold.”

By: P.S.

P.S. — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:29:57 +0000

Wow, dude. just wow.

By: Fletcher

Fletcher — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:04:03 +0000

all three are actually worth a watch/read/play. just because something is popular, that does not in any way make it bad.

By: Fletcher

Fletcher — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:58:59 +0000

NO. stop. i am stopping you right now. SHUT UP

By: Fletcher

Fletcher — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:43:14 +0000

You sir, win.

By: MrissaMae

MrissaMae — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:33:57 +0000

Get ahold of yourself. Take a deep breath. Read the book and pretend like you’ve never read it before, and seriously analyze Bella’s Character. She is, in fact, a total Mary Sue. Shes pretty, thin, stupid (however much Stephanie asshead tries to protray her as smart) obsessed, and weak as they get. How can she NOT be a Mary sue? her only flaw is that she’s clumsy, and thats a cute flaw!

By: jasmine

jasmine — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:02:50 +0000

but why read the books if you don’t like them? or watch the movie?? i dont understand why you would waste your time??

I love Twilight. I do not like the mass hysteria the book has created though. Its pathetic.

By: Lily

Lily — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:14:17 +0000

get a grip of yourself for gods sake.. i love twilight but people like you ruin it.

do yourself a favour and grow up

By: Natelie L.

Natelie L. — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:46:16 +0000

You ppl r crzy idiots dat u arue over a BOOK (FICTIONAL BOOK) might I add I myself love the series but I wudnt fight over it its some1s oppinion u CANNOT change that.My bff hates it and i luv it but we still hang out and talk to each other the same way than b4 the series came out

By: chad

chad — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:42:22 +0000

The book is alright, but for someone to say it’s the best series of all time.. you’d have to have read all the other books that have had sequels.. Even on the subject of vampirism, I dare you to compare little edward cullen and his sparkling skin to the horrific crusades of the original vampire, vlad the impaler, who drank the blood of his enemies, placed their heads on stakes, and ate their kings’ hearts.. or to Anne Rice’s beautifully composed, nearly poetic saga of lestat. I must say, though, I must thank ms. meyers if she has introduced at least one preppy high school cheerleader to the gothic writings of the masterful bram stoker.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:30:31 +0000

You forgot “EDWARD F*CKING CULLEN”

By: Janie

Janie — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:04:22 +0000

You forgot to mention that neither vampires not vegetarians eat deer, mountain lions, or grizzly bears.

By: Janie

Janie — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:02:23 +0000

Obviously, you would read the series if Bella was a Mary Sue since she is and you have. She’s the weakest ‘heroine’ I’ve ever read about! In fact, to keep herself from falling apart, she PURPOSELY PUTS HERSELF IN DANGER. Or have you not read the whole series without skimming?

By: Janie

Janie — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:59:39 +0000

Really? You can’t see how she loses her personality? This in itself proves it’s a sexist book, and you can’t even see it because you’re too blinded by Edward’s sparkles.

By: Janie

Janie — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:57:57 +0000

The words pwns and suxorz were in quotes, meaning he was quoting idiotic fan girls like yourself, who apparently don’t understand that he’s making fun of them. Very Nice.

By: Janie

Janie — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:56:29 +0000

Someone is crazy for disliking a book?

By: I.L.A.B.Y.

I.L.A.B.Y. — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:20:21 +0000

Whilst I agree with the general sentiment, I can’t agree with the whole ‘false reality thing’ because surely that’s what books are for? To live somebody else’s life for a little while?

By: Adrienne

Adrienne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:21:13 +0000

I hate Twilight too, but saying the cast is ugly isn’t helping. Find some real reasons please.

By: Adrienne

Adrienne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:19:17 +0000

HAHAHA? JUST BECAUSE IT IS FICTION DOESN’T MEAN IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE REALISTIC. *backhands* You’re really pissing me off right now.

By: Adrienne

Adrienne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:17:31 +0000

He was making fun of twilight fan girls like you and how they talk, idiot. Read it again. DAMN, you’re stupid.

By: Adrienne

Adrienne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:12:43 +0000

Teacher.*

STFU.

By: Adrienne

Adrienne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:11:39 +0000

You’re pathetic. GTFO the internet, TROLL.

By: Adrienne

Adrienne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:09:53 +0000

Haha. I’m sure you are smart then some of your teaches. EDWARD IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. Edward IS a future wife beater. Little preteen girls like you are the reason a lot of people hate twilight. Get your head out of Smeyer’s ass, babe.

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:05:24 +0000

u spelled “especially” wrong. ur right, though. sort-of. you’ve SLAPPED people? WOW

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:39:19 +0000

SHE DOES NOT LOSE HER PERSONALITY!!! WHAT DO U MEAN?!!!!!! ur right, I WOULD call the police. But, I mean, Twilight is different. It is FICTION, after all.

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:36:13 +0000

sure

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:35:17 +0000

Hypocrite. Look at all of YOUR grammatical errors. What is pwns? I’m guessing that suxorz is sucks, but, I mean, I could be wrong. People don’t just say that they don’t like it. They immediately decide that they hate it, and tell us in the worst possible way. I wouldn’t care that much if it weren’t for the fact that my temper has been sorely pricked-over and over and over again. I don’t shove it in people’s faces. I hate when people do that. That makes me hate Twilight for a second too. Respect is a big thing for me. Not all fans are the stupid, annoying kind.

By: oxymoronic

oxymoronic — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:34:25 +0000

if the book is as good as people say, than it can take jokes like this and still survive, okay? and before you tell me i am just saying it sucks without reading it, i gave it a fair chance, i read the first two chapters, vomited in the toilet, than threw the book in there, well , not really, but it was terrible in my mind. im not saying its stupid dont read it, im saying my personal response to it is to bury it in non- dairy creamer and gasoline and throw a match in.

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:24:46 +0000

One word: What!? What is all this CRAP about Edward abusing her? And now, smart one, take a look at my name. If Bella was a Mary Sue, would I love the series? SHE IS NOT WEAK! **shrieks with rage** Have you read the WHOLE series? w/o skim reading? Question: what rules? I would LOVE if you could clarify. u WOULD b wasting ur time. **grumbles/mutters as storms away** (i couldn’t decide whether 2 use grumbles or mutters, so.)

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:15:25 +0000

Whoa, a lot of smilie faces.

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:14:28 +0000

u r CRAZY. Well then, so am I.

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:13:22 +0000

hehe!

By: Dusk

Dusk — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:12:56 +0000

Oh my god, you are totally right. Stephenie’s persepective on vampires sucks ASS. I mean…

~Vampires DON’T sparkle
~They Don’t go out during daytime. PERIOD.
~Human x Vampire relationships always end in Failure.

I bet 50% of people going to watch new moon are screaming fangirls, along with another group being average fans, another group of haters dragged into the theatre and finally a group of people who ONLY CAME TO SEE THE DAMN MOVIE just to check out Taylor shirtless.

I rest my case.

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:11:18 +0000

What? How is he abusing her? Edward IS sexy. I’M not stupid. I am SMARTER than some of my teachers. YOU are stupid for swearing. It shows a lack of vocabulary. By the way, I actually AM sort of crazy. OCD and all that. Also, I am addicted to reading to the point that I-I can’t talk about this anymore. Never mind!

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:03:02 +0000

LOL!!! That was SO FUNNY!! I almost died. Even though I am obsessed. Whoa, that was kind of hypocritical. Oh well. You can kill me if you want to.

By: I HATE MARY SUES!!!!

I HATE MARY SUES!!!! — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:57:08 +0000

It’s like you read my mind and saved me the trouble of having to write it all. That is exactly what I try to tell people but they JUST WON’T LISTEN! And actually, not only did my friends read it, they got SUCKED IN. No pun intended. Boy friends and boyfriends read it and didn’t hate it. One drawback: My MOTHER is reading it. *groans* What will she think? I can just SEE that look on her face that always makes me think, “What did I do?” and almost die from the panic. ! The thing is, I don’t have anything to hide and that Twilight doesn’t really have anything really naughty in it. Not even naughty in GENERAL. By the way, I actually AM obsessed. I LOVE Twilight. Although, this is coming from a girl who has a very long list of things that she is obsessed with.