Comments on: What you need according to the Internet.

By: Maddy

Maddy — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:20:44 +0000

that was . . . probably the weakest argument I’ve ever heard against a graph here before.

By: Caity Lynne

Caity Lynne — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:20:42 +0000

Double negatives are terrible. Even if you were trying to re-create meh’s comment with one extra word. Someone needs to shoot you with your own gun.

By: Jabroney

Jabroney — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:30:10 +0000

Obviously, it isnt – you can tell by the shadows. Man, are you stupid

By: Jayne

Jayne — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:59:52 +0000

your the idiot actually considering the picture is not photo shopped, it is computer generated!

By: Jabroney

Jabroney — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:46:39 +0000

You guys are stupid – getting all worked up over a graph that’s clearly photoshopped. Idiots!

By: penis wu

penis wu — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:32:44 +0000

wu623294749@hotmail.com

By: test XSS

test XSS — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:44:26 +0000

By: krotoslol

krotoslol — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:04:48 +0000

I made that. >:|

I haz no life. ;-;

By: sjon

sjon — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:19:56 +0000

very complex chart.

By: Cyclonus

Cyclonus — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:36:28 +0000

The best graph ever.

By: guy with the gun

guy with the gun — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 14:06:14 +0000

and not necessarily not, if you’re a girl

By: Palinor

Palinor — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:35:35 +0000

and what are you, a NewFag? Understand the internet, before you try to mimic it, moron.

By: Palinor

Palinor — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:34:03 +0000

Don’t forget to help the prince of snickerdoodle to smuggle his many millions, while you’re at it. For which you WILL be compensated.

By: Emillie

Emillie — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:19:11 +0000

Ok but what does this graph say about the person who made it? they were obviously on the internet long enough to find this site (which I am sad to say is lame, even though I love it) AND they also took the time to create an account and submit a graph.
What I’m saying here is that the graph-er is admitting to needing a graph free life and not stating the probability of also needing 9 inches of man meat, to loose weight and to contact someone in Nigeria, Canada or Austria urgently about a large sum of money.

By: Wyde

Wyde — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:00:58 +0000

As much as I agree, this graph tells us what we need, not all we need. There’s a subtle difference.
OT, this graph just sucks. I could go to any blog (such as the ICHC conglomerate) or online game and be told that what I need is a life. No graph points out the obvious and gets away with it.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:48:54 +0000

and u…
heehee, srry… i couldnt help but say it…(and yea this graph app;ies 2 me also (yay))

By: Unknown

Unknown — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:23:01 +0000

They are talking about people on the internet not the internet itself McClurg. People call me an idiot and say that I need a life all the time. I would like to know why people think I am weird for going on this website…

By: Fegli

Fegli — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:18:16 +0000

In this case the Beatles would definitely disagree with the internet (all you need is love!)

By: meh

meh — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:33:33 +0000

not necessarily, if you’re a girl.

By: MNM

MNM — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:31:43 +0000

Really doubt he does..

By: Brookie

Brookie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:16:18 +0000

you are dumb. no imagination.

By: McClurg

McClurg — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:20:51 +0000

The Internet can’t speak.. it’s merely a collection of connected networks. Fail.

By: DavidTheWise

DavidTheWise — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:44:02 +0000

Meh, I cant recall how many times I’ve been told “get a life” on the internet.

good graph, could’ve added “cheap rolex replicas” “9 inches of man meat” “losing weight and getting a better job”

By: Po

Po — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:10:47 +0000

This graph applies to you.

By: Onion

Onion — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:54:36 +0000

As well as viagra, less weight and expensive watches.

By: alien

alien — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:45:14 +0000

You FAIL to see the point.
The graph is about what you are being yelled at on the internet.
You see “get a life” and “get a girlfriend” comments, but have you seen something like “Get a life which contains a girlfriend”?

By: Literal

Literal — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:43:36 +0000

No thanks. My husband might object (or maybe not …)

By: crazykitteh

crazykitteh — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:41:56 +0000

I agree.

By: GreenNinja

GreenNinja — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:40:06 +0000

Geek fags!

By: zombie

zombie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:29:05 +0000

well… doesn’t life contain a girlfriend?

By: kittehsFTW

kittehsFTW — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:21:31 +0000

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By: yasoup

yasoup — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:06:13 +0000

and ed4cat56n

By: RJ

RJ — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:06:10 +0000

I also need to contact someone in either Great Britain, Nigeria, or Canada urgently about a great sum of money.

Fail: to simple, not funny, no effort.

By: Bogie

Bogie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:57:38 +0000

According to my e-mail, I need 9 inches of man meat.

By: flamebeast

flamebeast — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:36:50 +0000

fair point, it should be 50/50 between “a life” and “a girlfriend”

By: Goossens

Goossens — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:26:51 +0000

What about girlfriends?
FAIL

By: Kashmir

Kashmir — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:15:48 +0000

Now this is a graph that anybody could understand. Good one.

By: First King

First King — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:10:33 +0000

FIRST !