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Chances Wife Will See You



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Chances Wife Will See You

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  1. FirstCat says:

    FIRST !

  2. RiderLeangle says:

    There have always been boobs on TV, 90% of comedy is people acting dumb. Oh, not that kind of boobs :P

  3. Fun police. says:

    REMOVE THE GRAPH BUILDER

    • Ninth Man says:

      GET A LIFE FUN POLICE! stop criticizing every little thing about these graphs and just appriciate the humor the graph gives. I dont see you making any graphs, so until you can make the best graph on graphjam, keep the negative comments to yourself.

      • goodlord... says:

        “just appriciate (sic) the humor the graph gives” The problem is that most of the graphs lately have lacked humor. The majority were more clever before the graph builder.

    • Ferdbags says:

      Seconded

    • papajon says:

      Thirded. But honestly this one wasn’t so bad in my world because it’s so true. but some of the other ones recently… ugh…

  4. Lanzelot says:

    Doing stuff she doesn’t want you to do… should be an this graph… e.g. playing poker, smoking, looking at other beautiful women,…

    xD

    • RJ says:

      My wife lets me play poker and look at other beautiful women…sometimes joining me in playing poker and pointing the women out to me! And watches football with me. And…oh, never mind. I got lucky.

      But, looking at boobs on tv, she would not like that…go figure.

  5. Lanzelot says:

    *on this graph

  6. Not_you says:

    this graph isn’t surprising at all, since it could also be titled “amount of time i spend on various activities”. you aren’t seen making the bed… because you never do. boobies on the boob tube, however…

    • konkonsn says:

      If you google “men chores,” you get plenty of pages supporting this…

      Of course, there are exceptions. My dad does most of the chores in the house, but he’s also OCD. -_-

  7. I8MYD8 says:

    I’d say it’s time to get a new wife. Sounds like it’s more of a dictatorship than a partnership between two people that love each other. If I had to worry about getting “caught” looking at beautiful women on the t.v., I would be 1. Re-checking to see if I signed my pre-nup appropriately and 2. Attempting to develop a better sense of forethought.

  8. no-one says:

    BOOOOBIES!!!

  9. hergieburbur says:

    Where’s the obligatory “it doesn’t add up to a hundred” statistics comprehension failure? They usually show up by now. As for the graph, neither of us makes the bed, and I do the trash/laundry/cooking. And the Graph STILL applies, except half of the times its her complaining about me walking in on her naked “every time”. Its a gift…

  10. Scott says:

    I thought it was funny, though I’m not a snob nor do I have an over inflated ego due to the anonymity provided by the internet, so maybe my opinion does not matter. :p

    • Not Me says:

      No, the reason your opinion doesn’t matter is that you can spell correctly. :D
      .
      (and yes, grammar snobs, I see that missing hyphen and DON’T CARE!)

  11. slythwolf says:

    This may be due to the relative amounts of time you spend on each of these activities. For instance, my husband takes out the trash and does the laundry far more often than he looks at any boobies that aren’t mine. (Neither of us make the bed. What would be the point? We’re just going to mess it up again.)

  12. Keating says:

    BEWBS!!!



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