Comments on: How pissed off I am at a crying baby vs. where the baby is.

By: badodabodidabodai

badodabodidabodai — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:51:01 +0000

OMG there was this couple who brought a baby into DISTRICT 9!! GOD IT WAS SCREAMIGN SOOO MUCH!! i wanted to tell them to stfu but i got bored and left as soon as it ended………..

By: qwondre

qwondre — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:21:10 +0000

Its a riot reading the comments here, if it was up to me, I’d use that knife to castrate the father and the baby, if its a boy. There is enough “stupid” genes running free already. In any society, being out in public means you follow certain rules associated with that society, if the parents forgo the responsibility of proper care of their offspring, it is not society’s fault that the parents suffer negative consequences of their acts.
And the baby suffers….waa, cry me a river. There is way to many of them around anyway. And dont worry, I have chosen not to be a parent. Not one person has ever chosen to be born and many parents have never consciously chosen to be parents but its just to fucking hard to plan for the consequences of sex. To many people choose to be lazy and not be self-aware of their actions. I choose not to have to be a part of their self-deceit.
Depending on the situation (like a movie theater) If I have to be bothered by a crying child, I’ll damn well cry as loud and make as big a scene a they do. If I was in a theater and was going on disrupting other peoples enjoyment, Im sure someone would want to stick a knife in me. Thats hilarious, seeing comments to the effect that its so bad, that people would even think of hurting a poor, defenseless little baby.
Well, there’s plenty more where that came from………..

By: Craazhy

Craazhy — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:36:14 +0000

The length of this conversation alone made me laugh, and then I actually started to read some of it, by the middle of it, I realized I’d became partially depressed because humanity is boiling down to having multi-worded (because yes or no would have sufficed) conversations about the ethics of baby owning. Go write a book for fuck’s sake and no I will not replace my “expletive of choice” because I like to gauge for my reader how valuable the context is of my statement. If anyone replies to this topic with further conversation about babies, I promise you that your only feeding into the abuse of intelligence and validating how obsolete mankind is on its way to becoming.

By: willothwisp

willothwisp — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:59:02 +0000

Parents fault- bring the baby something to suck on when departing/landing and the kid wont have issues.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:59:48 +0000

In my case, it would be all the way up for all of them.

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:14:34 +0000

did you beat him when he was very, very tiny with some kind of tool in your hand? O.O

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:11:43 +0000

lawl, you obviously ARE a care troll, so relax and admit it there’s nothin wrong with it
i mean, who but one would be hyper-sensitive to hyperboles such as this one?

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:09:30 +0000

-high fives-

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:08:15 +0000

Meh, Satchfan, don’t make fun of us just because we’re different :/ some of us like dead baby jokes, some don’t.

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:57:51 +0000

i’ll ask him for you. i mean, i’ll get married to him in your space.
even though i’m straight, that comment was sexy.
no matter who wrote it. even if a Gorgon wrote that, i’d still dry hump ‘em for god’s sakes.

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:55:28 +0000

uncle fester, you are terrific on this site

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:53:33 +0000

-puts tape over mouth and handcuffs himself- okay i think i can keep it in now :/ sorry, but that phrase is TOO ironic.

By: helina

helina — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:25:24 +0000

Schinlder’s List is a great movie.

By: kevn

kevn — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:55:42 +0000

i think the main problem here is that the baby is at a non age appropriate movie

By: John

John — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:13:57 +0000

You poor soul, having to listen to a baby cry. At least your eardrums aren’t exploding from the pressure change like the kid’s are. Have you heard of headphones?

By: superschmoe

superschmoe — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:45:16 +0000

I bet there were 300 of them.

By: Kaiden

Kaiden — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:33:39 +0000

Try two planes in a row, after getting delayed for 17 hours because of snow. Blood #$%in children.

By: me

me — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:46:11 +0000

why the hell is a baby at death race? and for that matter, why are you? its terrible!

By: Fred the Janitor

Fred the Janitor — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:23:38 +0000

The only thing worse is some douche hat bitching about the baby. Babies cry. That’s what they do. It is what you did. Suck it up and have some compassion.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:47:08 +0000

Ok if that was to me, so what. I am not stupid, I did forget a word! It was almost midnight. I was up late and well, you get it.

By: damned babies

damned babies — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:17:43 +0000

Why all this baby coddling? I mean I hate babies in movie theatres and restaurants all crying loudly and jabbering away in nonsense words and shooting their pistols in the air and throwing tequilla bottles at the waitresses. Or is that mexican banditos?

By: ratholin

ratholin — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:58:39 +0000

Yeah I’m surprised that church made him angry. I mean isn’t church where grownups and their children go to hear fairytales?

By: BLP

BLP — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 05:00:08 +0000

Insert restaurants in there. Or people that have their children on the SMOKING side of the restaurant. What the hell is wrong with you? It’s an infant, even if you smoke, don’t bring it to this side. Not only are you harming your child, but you messing the whole experience up for those who came to enjoy their meal, a beer, and a cigarette.
And I agree, it’s not right to be angry with the baby. It’s not the baby’s fault, he scared, hungry, or tired. That’s when baby’s cry, parents should know that. It’s the moronic parents’ faults.

By: missmeg426

missmeg426 — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 03:20:12 +0000

Ugh. Because of course, only people who have kids can ever understand what it’s like because being a PARENT IS SOOOOO HARD. Parents like you whine as much as your kids do, which is really quite pathetic.

Also, the word compassion is not the word you want. Because compassion has nothing to do with this situation. Patience, yes and perhaps even tolerance, but I don’t think that the feeling we reserve for those who, when seeing human beings in dire situations like starvation or abuse, is applicable to feeling sorry for a parent when they, gasp, have to be a parent.

I try to be patient with kids when they get loud in public, but there does come a point when it’s just too much and a parent has a responsibility to remove the child from the situation until they can behave. And if they’re of an age where that isn’t possible, then the parent ought to work around that.

I’m sorry if that sounds harsh, but that’s your job as a parent. Don’t like it, tough titty. You didn’t have to be a parent in the first place.

Nor do I think it’s too much to ask parents to either get a sitter or keep the child at home in certain situations. Again, sorry if parenthood is SOOOOO HARD, but you can just cry me a river, because it’s your problem and you should deal with it instead of making everyone suffer because you’re too damn lazy to deal with your own kid.

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:24:50 +0000

You’re eighteen and your grammar is that poor?
-shakes head-
Terrible. And before you get all defensive, I’m only a year older.

By: User

User — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:33:33 +0000

I had that same thing happen, but it was at the IMAX showing of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. And of course the baby was right behind my chair. Honestly, what kind of idiot screwup would bring his 18 month old to an IMAX to watch Lord of the Rings? Get a babysitter damn it! Let me watch my movie in peace!

By: Thalia

Thalia — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:00:45 +0000

May I kiss your feet?

By: Thalia

Thalia — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:58:42 +0000

Yeah, I was a baby once, and MY parents had the brains to keep me from annying other people. It’s called…. are you ready for this… BEING A PARENT!

Can’t afford a sitter? Stay home then. Don’t want to stay home? Find yourself a time machine and hand your past-self a condom and some common sense.

By: Andreas Theophanatos

Andreas Theophanatos — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:30:45 +0000

Lets not forget baby crying on long haul flight.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:19:21 +0000

o and just for the record, my brother is 12…

By: Unknown

Unknown — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:17:49 +0000

easy for you to say… YOU probably don’t have a kid in your house that cries a lot! and really soon, i am going to have to be a big sister to TWO kids, not just my brother!

By: Elisheva

Elisheva — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:18:49 +0000

you guys are pissed off at a kid for doing what kids do and not knowing any better? You guys are douche bags.

By: sztool

sztool — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:12:57 +0000

ok then douchbag what would be an adequate comeback to those
douchebags???

By: :-/

:-/ — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:15:13 +0000

Not particularly, no.

By: glmrdawll

glmrdawll — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:14:29 +0000

Understanding joke fail.

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:19:24 +0000

If I put two brain cells together, you would be outnumbered.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:50:47 +0000

Yep. Every time I go near him with something in my hand. Even with just like a piece of paper!

By: Are you serious?!

Are you serious?! — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:49:16 +0000

your brother does that? even if you just walk past him with like a magazine in your hand?

By: Unknown

Unknown — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:47:23 +0000

?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!… Dude I see your comments everywhere! THAT IS NOT AN INSULT!! At least you might not have a baby brother that cries every minute of the day, just about! Well, I call him a baby. I am 6 years older then him and my brother is 12. He does cry though! It is usually to get me in “TROUBLE” when I near him while holding something that he things might hurt if I wanted to hit him with it. LOL. I am serious he is either sensitive or he just wants attention. I don’t know he hates me anyway. XP

By: Abeotch

Abeotch — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:44:06 +0000

In it’s head up it’s a$$, of course!

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:28:15 +0000

Well said! Your children are lucky to have a conscientious parent. They’ll probably grow up to be considerate human beings

By: Jen

Jen — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:59:33 +0000

Wal*Mart is hell on earth and no one, let alone children, should be dragged inside against their wills.

By: sztool

sztool — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:26:56 +0000

blow me you douchebag …. is that better TiM????

By: TiM

TiM — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:17:11 +0000

get a better comeback…

By: SGK

SGK — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:27:40 +0000

Of fucking course, we wouldn’t be volunteering. If we can’t stand them screaming in public, why the fuck would we want to stand them in a home.

My feelings when I become a parent, is to make the kid shut up! Kids constantly cry over nothing, and while SOME people find this to be cute or impossible to be helped, I quite frankly disagree.

And even if the behaviour can’t be helped, jesus christ, why cause other people suffering by allowing your child to scream and cry when other people are trying to concentrate on something else! The only time I believe it is perfectly reasonable to hear children crying is in a Pediatrician’s office, daycare, or playground. Any other time, and I’d like to slap the parents.

By: SGK

SGK — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:18:22 +0000

OH GOD I KNOW. THERE’S NO ESCAPE!!! AND IT’S NORMALLY QUIET, UNTIL THE BABY STARTS CRYING.

Ugh sorry for capslock I had to sit next to a mother and her child recently. She also let her kid smack me with magazines. >:(

By: sztool

sztool — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:39:36 +0000

not as annoying as you…….

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:23:02 +0000

I think you’ll find that Jeffry Dahmer’s parents thought pretty much the same. I still feel bad for those people…

People I feel less for are Dustin Camp’s parents… who simply explained away as youthful high jinks his ability to kill someone. Hell, even his pastor said he was a ‘good boy’ and a the jury said if Deneke was on trial for running down Camp under the same circs, he’d be for the needle. But then, Amarillo isn’t actually the real world, but some ‘Leave It to Beaver’ hell…

By: anonom

anonom — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:15:31 +0000

Bawwww

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:45:30 +0000

QED – thanks for proving the point…

“Down with this sort of thing” – a great mantra there…