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According to my mother: why I am going to a university on the opposite coast



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According to my mother: why I am going to a university on the opposite coast

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  1. Kemp says:

    MEGA LOL!

  2. kakomu says:

    Apparently he’s also trying kill GraphJam.

  3. Critique says:

    This graph totally sucks.

  4. AlsoWolfman says:

    Best graph in weeks

  5. moi says:

    does your dad bitch and moan for you to get out too? oh and then when you do try to leave he gets even more pissy saying you’re to young to go….

  6. Julie says:

    This is hilarious! :)

  7. Julie says:

    This is hilarious! :)

  8. gilberto says:

    this is hilarious and true

  9. El Iquana says:

    So what’s the real reason?

  10. emily says:

    Escape while you still have the funds.

  11. PornStoreChick says:

    Ah, motherly guilt. There is nothing quite like it. Would it be in horrible taste to guess the religion of said family? *looks innocent*

  12. Matrix says:

    lol, this person must be Jewish.

  13. Sunny says:

    Awesome graph. Your mother and my mother must know each other.

  14. janeaustengrl says:

    win.

  15. The Manticore says:

    if you look at the creator’s username, it’s pretty obvious what their religion is. FAIL

    • lonelyjew14 says:

      not jewish, just took the name from the daily show when they made fun of “lonelygirl14″ (something like that) and gave the name to Jon Stewart (LonelyJew14).

      Being Asian kind of achieves the same level of guilt.

  16. konkonsn says:

    Religion need not matter. My mother isn’t Jewish, and she cried when I told her the Peace Corps wasn’t going to accept me.

    Tears of joy. And she told me it was the best birthday present ever.

    Crushed dreams = Mother’s happiness?

  17. Dude!!! says:

    *lightbulb goes out* “Ma can I fix that for you?” “No don’t worry about me I’ll just sit here in the dark! My eyes don’t work anyway it’s not like I’d be able to see your lovely face again before you leave me for college? I only carried you for nine loooong months what do I care?”

  18. Marina says:

    Hehe, that’s so cool. :D

  19. SKW says:

    I’m not sure this is a Jewish thing. My Christian mom did the same thing to my atheist brother. I think it’s a mom thing. Silly moms.

  20. maryrestaino says:

    Too funny.

  21. Miserable Graphs says:

    This is terrible. Graphjam used to be funny. This is just stupid.


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