Comments on: Carrot Top

By: BirthControlFAIL

BirthControlFAIL — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:39:42 +0000

your comment made my day.

By: LOL

LOL — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:53:58 +0000

Understanding of venn diagram fail.

By: Vigilante Sandvich

Vigilante Sandvich — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:30:46 +0000

Whaaaat??!!

By: superlinkbros

superlinkbros — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:57:27 +0000

extrem yes

By: superlinkbros

superlinkbros — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:55:37 +0000

i fith sixth and seventh it

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:41:02 +0000

I have a sneaking suspicion that “not ronald mcdonald” and “ronald mcdonald” are the same person with dual personality disorder…

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:32:35 +0000

LIAR

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:31:30 +0000

lol

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:30:58 +0000

I fourth it.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:36:48 +0000

Ganondorf fits every single category on this graph! O_O

By: Quaglishous=D

Quaglishous=D — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:38:52 +0000

lol.

By: scott

scott — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:59:16 +0000

Have you been living under a rock?!?

By: pony boy

pony boy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:38:40 +0000

I tried! But the internet ate my original post. =@

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:45:04 +0000

Ahhhhhh….

I can’t unsee it.

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:43:28 +0000

I got super lucky on that show. They used my musical audio. (a scene with a big band playing) and I got paid, srsly $1500 for one day. And then when the show went onto DVD, we get an annual check. Much smaller, like $ falling from the sky. Each year it is less. I donate it to the kitteh rescue.

By: whiteandnerdy2damax

whiteandnerdy2damax — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:41:12 +0000

Someone make a graph about the difference between ronalds.!!!
lol include Reagan, McDonald, Weasley, Paul, etc.
(I cant right now bcuz of…….circumstances)

By: Shancey

Shancey — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:39:22 +0000

My problem exactly. I’m unemployed in all of the wrong places.

By: whiteandnerdy2damax

whiteandnerdy2damax — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:36:33 +0000

Chuck heard that .

and he’s pissed.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)

By: meh

meh — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:22:12 +0000

That comment seriously needs some sort of disclaimer.

By: HILARITY

HILARITY — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:54:27 +0000

why has no one responded to this? FAIL.

By: casey

casey — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:02:25 +0000

molly ringwald= 80’s carrot top w/ a lil talent and purdy lips

By: lucky

lucky — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:58:39 +0000

omg i lold…..

By: meh

meh — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:13:14 +0000

some, but not this one. “friend zone” I’d give you a minute or two on, but a graph’s main purpose is usually to express and simplify information. except here, where it’s used for much more entertaining purposes.

By: Vi31

Vi31 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:07:53 +0000

Carrot Top – incredibly ripped, almost to the point of that being creepy in and of itself.

Chuck Norris – I heard he roundhouse kicked a McDonald’s so hard it became a KFC. Wonder what Ronald thinks of that.

R McD – Now I need a Big Mac.

HS wrestling coach – dark Italian sort. No red hair either.

Me – talented redhead. Not bothered either.

Graph – funny. I think the part about talented should’ve been left off (although I do get the point – many people find some or all of those men to be untalented). But the ripped and creepy by itself is funny.

By: pony boy

pony boy — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:42:37 +0000

http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/22/carrot-top-lift-as-much-as-you-want-youre-still-carrottop/

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:28:09 +0000

I was picking my nose when I read that.

By: wimple

wimple — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:03:28 +0000

But wait – how can Carrot Top be considered ripped? Am I missing something? Then again, I’ve never witnessed him sans shirt.

By: Rocka

Rocka — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:07:07 +0000

No. The internet will.

By: Mat

Mat — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:25:36 +0000

Platinum albums indicate that said album sold 1 million copies. It has no application to the relative merits of the album itself or the artist.

By: Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:23:41 +0000

I agree as well!

By: Not Ronald McDonald

Not Ronald McDonald — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:52:34 +0000

I agree!

By: Phizzle

Phizzle — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:50:39 +0000

I third it.

By: ihavkittehs2

ihavkittehs2 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:48:05 +0000

Easy to do – I’ve been in two movies. Not glamorous work, long hours, low pay and you can’t actually see me in either film. But the car made it prominently once. Great fun and good food. Nice work for the unemployed just to say you’ve done it. It helps to live near where they tend to shoot films.

By: Ilse

Ilse — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:36:09 +0000

Are you kidding me? I can’t believe you said that! Ronald McDonald so has talent! You don’t even KNOW!

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:18:55 +0000

This world will always be a Chucktatorship!

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:17:29 +0000

wahhhh…..

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:16:10 +0000

Or NO to drugs, NO to booze and YES to nose picking!

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:12:44 +0000

srsly?

By: Riss

Riss — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:33:19 +0000

I’ll be really, really happy when this Chuck Norris worship dies. He’s kind of a tool.

Also, I’m a redhead, and this graph doesn’t bother me a bit. It’s not saying all redheads are untalented, just those ones.

By: PornStoreChick

PornStoreChick — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:11:10 +0000

*or = our

By: PornStoreChick

PornStoreChick — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:10:49 +0000

That is why we need to teach or children to say NO to drugs and YES to booze.

By: PornStoreChick

PornStoreChick — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:08:29 +0000

1: That’s great

2: That has to be one of the most disturbing statements I have ever read/wrote/heard, and I sell dildos for a living. Kudos to you.

By: srab

srab — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:37:29 +0000

yes.

By: Buzz Killington

Buzz Killington — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:20:19 +0000

I second kudos for “the first vaguely funny graph in a while.”

By: Sinead

Sinead — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 13:50:55 +0000

Agreed.

This graph is a fail of epic proportions.

It’s interesting…. if this were a graph about people of a certain race instead of hair colour, it would be deemed offensive and unacceptable. Interesting how discrimination seems to be okay with hair colour but not skin colour.

By: Seddah

Seddah — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:20:21 +0000

I give this graph a fail.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 08:52:48 +0000

I once witnessed Carrot Top randomly driving around my current place of residence, Muncie, IN, “smoking” a huge fake cigar and picking his nose wildly. Apparently, he doesn’t have an “off” button. True story.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:25:20 +0000

This. There are apparently no talented redheads, no talented creepy people (uh, Steve Buscemi anyone?) and no talented people who are ripped. So I’m going to call this a…

*fanfare* Venn Diagram Understanding FAIL!

By: Shancey

Shancey — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:34:48 +0000

I envy you. My life long dream is to be an extra.

By: Shancey

Shancey — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:34:02 +0000

This comment was actually the creepiest thing in the entire post