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Wow the gingers have Chuck Norris too??
Chuck Norris has talent, he’s a black belt in Karate.
Plus I heard he doesnt have a chin behind his beard….just another fist.
Do you always plagiarise Family Guy?
…and Family Guy ripped it off ‘teh intertubes’ first…
Also, kudos for the first vaguely funny graph in a while that isn’t a weak “gas in my tank vs. distance to petrol station” type b*ll*x
I second kudos for “the first vaguely funny graph in a while.”
I third it.
I fourth it.
i fith sixth and seventh it
Whaaaat??!!
Chuck’s martial arts talents were eclipsed long ago by his acting aspirations. And in acting, Chuck has less than no talent, he’s got negative talent that actually leeches the talent of those nearby into his vortex of suck.
Chuck Noriss has never won an award for acting, because he’s not acting…
You guys are doing Chuck Norris jokes wrong.
lol
Chuck heard that .
and he’s pissed.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Chuck Norris doesn’t bother creeping people out. He just takes them out.
His hair is actually blonde, naturally, but when its soaked in human blood it has a tendency to appear otherwise.
Carrot Top Is Hilarious!!!! … At time. lol
But has no chuck norris in him
Understanding of venn diagram fail.
shouldn’t the talent circle be centered just northeast of the the northeast point of the chuck norris area?
yes.
LIAR
extrem yes
I think “creepy” is putting it mildly. Nauseating, maybe.
lol.
Luke.b needs to look up the definition of talent. Perhaps he’s implying that Chuck N. has no talent as an actor. Interesting possibility but his show ran 8 seasons, is currently still in reruns and won a few awards. Perhaps the moral values were too much for Luke.
Nice trolling, Hoss. As if a show running for more than one season were any indication that the lead actor had talent. Next you’ll claim a platinum album means a musician has talent? All any of that proves is that there’s a sucker born every minute.
And moral values?! Bwahahahahahaha!!
Bless you Ham. Yeah I guess you’re right.They always cancel the good stuff. That’s the problem expecting people to be as smart as you are. You find out most people aren’t, never gonna be and really just want to be entertained by television. How else do you explain the quality programming we have today? Stick to PBS, History and Discovery Channel. Oh wait, they have all had to appeal to the less intelligent as well. Besides it’s all about the money in the US. Not that I agree – it’s just the way we are…tough being human. Bless you.
I guess I need to look up your definition of troll. I’ve been here for at least a year. Just typically quiet.
A “platinum” album indicates that the person, persons or machines involved in the process of encasing said album in “platinum” have the talent.
Its uselessness as an award can not be measured.
Platinum albums indicate that said album sold 1 million copies. It has no application to the relative merits of the album itself or the artist.
most graphs are too complicated to even try and decipher
some, but not this one. “friend zone” I’d give you a minute or two on, but a graph’s main purpose is usually to express and simplify information. except here, where it’s used for much more entertaining purposes.
Ronald Reagan didn’t have red hair.
why has no one responded to this? FAIL.
Someone make a graph about the difference between ronalds.!!!
lol include Reagan, McDonald, Weasley, Paul, etc.
(I cant right now bcuz of…….circumstances)
I totally read that wrong. gah
what, no stats about his excessive makeup?
The “actual talent” part keeps this from being one of the best Venn diagrams ever.
i find this offensive. there are tons of us red heads with talent like…
umm…
ok maybe youre right
Two points:
1. I have met both Chuck Norris and Carrot Top personally. The former is not nearly as creepy in person as the latter, but the latter is not nearly as creepy in person as one would think from his pictures.
2. My HS wrestling coach was also a redhead; drapes, upholstry, and carpet.
This comment was actually the creepiest thing in the entire post
1: That’s great
2: That has to be one of the most disturbing statements I have ever read/wrote/heard, and I sell dildos for a living. Kudos to you.
I love the Ronald McDonald reference!
Great diagram – except for the ‘actual talent’ part. Definitely the funniest in a long time on here.
I think the graph is awesome.
I was an extra on the Chuck Norris show, and I can attest to the vacuum of talent, but the catering was good.
I envy you. My life long dream is to be an extra.
srsly?
Easy to do – I’ve been in two movies. Not glamorous work, long hours, low pay and you can’t actually see me in either film. But the car made it prominently once. Great fun and good food. Nice work for the unemployed just to say you’ve done it. It helps to live near where they tend to shoot films.
My problem exactly. I’m unemployed in all of the wrong places.
I got super lucky on that show. They used my musical audio. (a scene with a big band playing) and I got paid, srsly $1500 for one day. And then when the show went onto DVD, we get an annual check. Much smaller, like $ falling from the sky. Each year it is less. I donate it to the kitteh rescue.
So you’re saying redheads don’t have talent?
This. There are apparently no talented redheads, no talented creepy people (uh, Steve Buscemi anyone?) and no talented people who are ripped. So I’m going to call this a…
*fanfare* Venn Diagram Understanding FAIL!
I once witnessed Carrot Top randomly driving around my current place of residence, Muncie, IN, “smoking” a huge fake cigar and picking his nose wildly. Apparently, he doesn’t have an “off” button. True story.
That is why we need to teach or children to say NO to drugs and YES to booze.
*or = our
Or NO to drugs, NO to booze and YES to nose picking!
I was picking my nose when I read that.
I give this graph a fail.
Agreed.
This graph is a fail of epic proportions.
It’s interesting…. if this were a graph about people of a certain race instead of hair colour, it would be deemed offensive and unacceptable. Interesting how discrimination seems to be okay with hair colour but not skin colour.
wahhhh…..
I’ll be really, really happy when this Chuck Norris worship dies. He’s kind of a tool.
Also, I’m a redhead, and this graph doesn’t bother me a bit. It’s not saying all redheads are untalented, just those ones.
This world will always be a Chucktatorship!
No. The internet will.
Are you kidding me? I can’t believe you said that! Ronald McDonald so has talent! You don’t even KNOW!
I agree!
I agree as well!
I have a sneaking suspicion that “not ronald mcdonald” and “ronald mcdonald” are the same person with dual personality disorder…
your comment made my day.
But wait – how can Carrot Top be considered ripped? Am I missing something? Then again, I’ve never witnessed him sans shirt.
http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/22/carrot-top-lift-as-much-as-you-want-youre-still-carrottop/
That comment seriously needs some sort of disclaimer.
I tried! But the internet ate my original post. =@
Ahhhhhh….
I can’t unsee it.
Have you been living under a rock?!?
Carrot Top – incredibly ripped, almost to the point of that being creepy in and of itself.
Chuck Norris – I heard he roundhouse kicked a McDonald’s so hard it became a KFC. Wonder what Ronald thinks of that.
R McD – Now I need a Big Mac.
HS wrestling coach – dark Italian sort. No red hair either.
Me – talented redhead. Not bothered either.
Graph – funny. I think the part about talented should’ve been left off (although I do get the point – many people find some or all of those men to be untalented). But the ripped and creepy by itself is funny.
omg i lold…..
molly ringwald= 80’s carrot top w/ a lil talent and purdy lips
Ganondorf fits every single category on this graph! O_O