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  1. kjthr says:

    Wow the gingers have Chuck Norris too??

  2. Cheese says:

    Chuck Norris has talent, he’s a black belt in Karate.

    Plus I heard he doesnt have a chin behind his beard….just another fist.

  3. ethana2 says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t bother creeping people out. He just takes them out.
    His hair is actually blonde, naturally, but when its soaked in human blood it has a tendency to appear otherwise.

  4. Ben Lofton says:

    Carrot Top Is Hilarious!!!! … At time. lol

    But has no chuck norris in him

  5. justin says:

    shouldn’t the talent circle be centered just northeast of the the northeast point of the chuck norris area?

  6. Casey says:

    I think “creepy” is putting it mildly. Nauseating, maybe.

  7. WaitWaitDontTellMe says:

    Luke.b needs to look up the definition of talent. Perhaps he’s implying that Chuck N. has no talent as an actor. Interesting possibility but his show ran 8 seasons, is currently still in reruns and won a few awards. Perhaps the moral values were too much for Luke.

    • Ham says:

      Nice trolling, Hoss. As if a show running for more than one season were any indication that the lead actor had talent. Next you’ll claim a platinum album means a musician has talent? All any of that proves is that there’s a sucker born every minute.

      And moral values?! Bwahahahahahaha!!

      • WaitWaitDontTellMe says:

        Bless you Ham. Yeah I guess you’re right.They always cancel the good stuff. That’s the problem expecting people to be as smart as you are. You find out most people aren’t, never gonna be and really just want to be entertained by television. How else do you explain the quality programming we have today? Stick to PBS, History and Discovery Channel. Oh wait, they have all had to appeal to the less intelligent as well. Besides it’s all about the money in the US. Not that I agree – it’s just the way we are…tough being human. Bless you.

        I guess I need to look up your definition of troll. I’ve been here for at least a year. Just typically quiet.

  8. BlueLightning says:

    A “platinum” album indicates that the person, persons or machines involved in the process of encasing said album in “platinum” have the talent.

    Its uselessness as an award can not be measured.

    • Mat says:

      Platinum albums indicate that said album sold 1 million copies. It has no application to the relative merits of the album itself or the artist.

  9. maria says:

    most graphs are too complicated to even try and decipher

    • meh says:

      some, but not this one. “friend zone” I’d give you a minute or two on, but a graph’s main purpose is usually to express and simplify information. except here, where it’s used for much more entertaining purposes.

  10. rudegrl says:

    Ronald Reagan didn’t have red hair.

  11. rudegrl says:

    I totally read that wrong. gah

  12. brillyfresh says:

    what, no stats about his excessive makeup?

  13. Party Pooper says:

    The “actual talent” part keeps this from being one of the best Venn diagrams ever.

  14. mark says:

    i find this offensive. there are tons of us red heads with talent like…
    umm…
    ok maybe youre right

  15. BAW says:

    Two points:

    1. I have met both Chuck Norris and Carrot Top personally. The former is not nearly as creepy in person as the latter, but the latter is not nearly as creepy in person as one would think from his pictures.

    2. My HS wrestling coach was also a redhead; drapes, upholstry, and carpet.

    • Shancey says:

      This comment was actually the creepiest thing in the entire post

    • PornStoreChick says:

      1: That’s great

      2: That has to be one of the most disturbing statements I have ever read/wrote/heard, and I sell dildos for a living. Kudos to you. :)

  16. catgirl says:

    I love the Ronald McDonald reference!

  17. K Dawg says:

    Great diagram – except for the ‘actual talent’ part. Definitely the funniest in a long time on here.

  18. mamarosa says:

    I think the graph is awesome.
    I was an extra on the Chuck Norris show, and I can attest to the vacuum of talent, but the catering was good.

    • Shancey says:

      I envy you. My life long dream is to be an extra.

      • mamarosa says:

        srsly?

      • ihavkittehs2 says:

        Easy to do – I’ve been in two movies. Not glamorous work, long hours, low pay and you can’t actually see me in either film. But the car made it prominently once. Great fun and good food. Nice work for the unemployed just to say you’ve done it. It helps to live near where they tend to shoot films.

        • Shancey says:

          My problem exactly. I’m unemployed in all of the wrong places.

          • mamarosa says:

            I got super lucky on that show. They used my musical audio. (a scene with a big band playing) and I got paid, srsly $1500 for one day. And then when the show went onto DVD, we get an annual check. Much smaller, like $ falling from the sky. Each year it is less. I donate it to the kitteh rescue.

  19. Kaa says:

    So you’re saying redheads don’t have talent?

    • slythwolf says:

      This. There are apparently no talented redheads, no talented creepy people (uh, Steve Buscemi anyone?) and no talented people who are ripped. So I’m going to call this a…

      *fanfare* Venn Diagram Understanding FAIL!

  20. Lauren says:

    I once witnessed Carrot Top randomly driving around my current place of residence, Muncie, IN, “smoking” a huge fake cigar and picking his nose wildly. Apparently, he doesn’t have an “off” button. True story.

  21. Seddah says:

    I give this graph a fail.

    • Sinead says:

      Agreed.

      This graph is a fail of epic proportions.

      It’s interesting…. if this were a graph about people of a certain race instead of hair colour, it would be deemed offensive and unacceptable. Interesting how discrimination seems to be okay with hair colour but not skin colour.

  22. Riss says:

    I’ll be really, really happy when this Chuck Norris worship dies. He’s kind of a tool.

    Also, I’m a redhead, and this graph doesn’t bother me a bit. It’s not saying all redheads are untalented, just those ones.

  23. Ilse says:

    Are you kidding me? I can’t believe you said that! Ronald McDonald so has talent! You don’t even KNOW!

  24. wimple says:

    But wait – how can Carrot Top be considered ripped? Am I missing something? Then again, I’ve never witnessed him sans shirt.

  25. Vi31 says:

    Carrot Top – incredibly ripped, almost to the point of that being creepy in and of itself.

    Chuck Norris – I heard he roundhouse kicked a McDonald’s so hard it became a KFC. Wonder what Ronald thinks of that.

    R McD – Now I need a Big Mac.

    HS wrestling coach – dark Italian sort. No red hair either.

    Me – talented redhead. Not bothered either.

    Graph – funny. I think the part about talented should’ve been left off (although I do get the point – many people find some or all of those men to be untalented). But the ripped and creepy by itself is funny.

  26. lucky says:

    omg i lold…..

  27. casey says:

    molly ringwald= 80’s carrot top w/ a lil talent and purdy lips

  28. Some Guy says:

    Ganondorf fits every single category on this graph! O_O


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