Comments on: Things my roommates’ freeloader boyfriend eats.

By: DogWalker

DogWalker — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:20:44 +0000

chimmeychango says: “…its like having pets, but you don’t have to clean up their poop and feed them. cash grass or @$$ baby…”

You get cash, grass and ass from your pets? Sweet.

By: hahha

hahha — Wed, 06 May 2009 13:50:53 +0000

you are a mean, satanical bitch.

By: matt

matt — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:34:54 +0000

ex-lax. nice.

By: Sneaky

Sneaky — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:19:57 +0000

You need to remove a brownie or two from the pan. He probably thinks that 1)It’s not worth eating because nobody’s touched it, and 2) you’ll notice if a brownie in an empty pan goes missing. Not that I’ve ever thought about this or anything…

By: Erfan

Erfan — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:02:54 +0000

I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you next time.

By: Erfan

Erfan — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:02:17 +0000

Yeah, normally my grammar is impeccable. I fail at apostrophes, apparently.

Aw, don’t you just hate it when someone you don’t know has a completely different set of life experiences and a completely different sense of humor than you do? It totally ruins my day every damn time as well. I would say “freak out if you feel the need” but it seems you beat me to the punch.

By: dfh

dfh — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:49:09 +0000

Actually it was an accident…

By: Jordan

Jordan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:03:50 +0000

Which would explain the ex-lax depending on the kinkiness…

By: Jordan

Jordan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:02:11 +0000

Perhaps food is code for something much naughtier…

By: Jordan

Jordan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:00:06 +0000

Perhaps another bar could be added to the graph if you catch my drift…

By: Ophelia

Ophelia — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:11:17 +0000

So, I assume that she’s now your ex-girlfriend (unfortunate pun decidedly not intended)?

By: Tehshay

Tehshay — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:32:10 +0000

By: janeaustengrl

janeaustengrl — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:01:47 +0000

maybe the brownies were nailed down?

By: Bent

Bent — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:57:18 +0000

This is ruined by the apostrophe being in the wrong place.

By: Destin

Destin — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:56:10 +0000

LMAO, comment win.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:06:41 +0000

Telegraph pole up the ass win. You must have used up a lot of KY.

By: chimmeychango

chimmeychango — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:29:10 +0000

or, you could always keep tabs of what he eats, and charge your roommate at the end of the month as an expense. i love having roommates, its like having pets, but you don’t have to clean up their poop and feed them. cash grass or @$$ baby…no one rides for free!

By: Adam

Adam — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:07:33 +0000

you are lucky.. roommates significant others normally either equal the type of person you wish was your roommate, or the type of person you wish would never step foot in your house… there is no middle ground, and no inside joke

By: Adam

Adam — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:06:00 +0000

Ahaha.. oh the possibilities!

By: Shortee

Shortee — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:29:50 +0000

Yeah but if he eats the ex lax brownies then he runs to YOUR bathroom! What if you forget and you eat them? The best thing to do is get a separate cold box with a combo lock and put an electric fence around it.

By: Boogers

Boogers — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:26:30 +0000

boogers!

By: Simon

Simon — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:43:10 +0000

LOL well done (almost!) College dorm guys love pizza cold pizza and beer… try that!

By: dfh

dfh — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:48:00 +0000

lol one time i did that to my girlfriend

By: The Mustermind

The Mustermind — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:03:49 +0000

Doubleposting (fail) But ’tis true (win).

By: Magicbumfluff

Magicbumfluff — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:46:18 +0000

You nail some of your food down? Does it stop him from eating that food? I may have to try this.

By: Chad

Chad — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:16:06 +0000

Would you mix ex-lax into your food, dumbass?

By: sickgirl

sickgirl — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:39:57 +0000

My former roommate’s boyfriend didn’t eat my food, but once we both got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom at the same time and he was buck nekkid.

By: Nikoletta

Nikoletta — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:22:51 +0000

I showed this to my boyfriend. We live together with his friend. I said “The title should be “Things my boyfriend’s freeloader roommate eats.” And it would be perfectly accurate.

By: Mat

Mat — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:48:10 +0000

I’ve had many, none of which ate my food.

No, this is pretty piss-poor.

By: JJ

JJ — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:24:57 +0000

Well, obviously others disagree. Laid-Back and just enjoy the humor? Nope, sorry… fail.

By: JJ

JJ — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:23:53 +0000

Except I thought it was hilarious. Laid-Back Fail.

By: David

David — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:04:50 +0000

If you’d ever had a roommate with a significant other, you’d realize this isn’t necessarily an inside joke. In fact, it really isn’t at all.

By: Zorno

Zorno — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:45:24 +0000

Communism….FAIL!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:14:44 +0000

I sympathize. My roommate’s boyfriend eats my food too.

By: Gowaduv

Gowaduv — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:46:16 +0000

Thank you! Apostrophe fail… or perhaps it’s orgy win!

By: Mat

Mat — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:41:01 +0000

We need to put a stop to the inside jokes. Nobody knows Erfan, nor cares about Erfan’s roommate’s boyfriend, making this joke non-universal and ultimately unfunny.

By: Diana

Diana — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:28:03 +0000

You must have very close roommates if they’re sharing a boyfriend. : )

By: millie

millie — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:28:29 +0000

If he eats all of your food and none of your brownies, you FAIL. lol.

By: wailmer1997

wailmer1997 — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:05:20 +0000

lol