Things my roommates’ freeloader boyfriend eats.
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lol
you are a mean, satanical bitch.
If he eats all of your food and none of your brownies, you FAIL. lol.
Would you mix ex-lax into your food, dumbass?
You must have very close roommates if they’re sharing a boyfriend. : )
Thank you! Apostrophe fail… or perhaps it’s orgy win!
Ahaha.. oh the possibilities!
Perhaps another bar could be added to the graph if you catch my drift…
Perhaps food is code for something much naughtier…
Which would explain the ex-lax depending on the kinkiness…
LMAO, comment win.
<3
We need to put a stop to the inside jokes. Nobody knows Erfan, nor cares about Erfan’s roommate’s boyfriend, making this joke non-universal and ultimately unfunny.
Communism….FAIL!
If you’d ever had a roommate with a significant other, you’d realize this isn’t necessarily an inside joke. In fact, it really isn’t at all.
I’ve had many, none of which ate my food.
No, this is pretty piss-poor.
you are lucky.. roommates significant others normally either equal the type of person you wish was your roommate, or the type of person you wish would never step foot in your house… there is no middle ground, and no inside joke
Except I thought it was hilarious. Laid-Back Fail.
Well, obviously others disagree. Laid-Back and just enjoy the humor? Nope, sorry… fail.
Doubleposting (fail) But ’tis true (win).
Telegraph pole up the ass win. You must have used up a lot of KY.
Yeah, normally my grammar is impeccable. I fail at apostrophes, apparently.
Aw, don’t you just hate it when someone you don’t know has a completely different set of life experiences and a completely different sense of humor than you do? It totally ruins my day every damn time as well. I would say “freak out if you feel the need” but it seems you beat me to the punch.
I sympathize. My roommate’s boyfriend eats my food too.
I showed this to my boyfriend. We live together with his friend. I said “The title should be “Things my boyfriend’s freeloader roommate eats.” And it would be perfectly accurate.
My former roommate’s boyfriend didn’t eat my food, but once we both got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom at the same time and he was buck nekkid.
You nail some of your food down? Does it stop him from eating that food? I may have to try this.
maybe the brownies were nailed down?
lol one time i did that to my girlfriend
So, I assume that she’s now your ex-girlfriend (unfortunate pun decidedly not intended)?
Actually it was an accident…
ex-lax. nice.
LOL well done (almost!) College dorm guys love pizza cold pizza and beer… try that!
boogers!
Yeah but if he eats the ex lax brownies then he runs to YOUR bathroom! What if you forget and you eat them? The best thing to do is get a separate cold box with a combo lock and put an electric fence around it.
or, you could always keep tabs of what he eats, and charge your roommate at the end of the month as an expense. i love having roommates, its like having pets, but you don’t have to clean up their poop and feed them. cash grass or @$$ baby…no one rides for free!
This is ruined by the apostrophe being in the wrong place.
I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you next time.
You need to remove a brownie or two from the pan. He probably thinks that 1)It’s not worth eating because nobody’s touched it, and 2) you’ll notice if a brownie in an empty pan goes missing. Not that I’ve ever thought about this or anything…
chimmeychango says: “…its like having pets, but you don’t have to clean up their poop and feed them. cash grass or @$$ baby…”
You get cash, grass and ass from your pets? Sweet.