Odds of Me Getting Fired
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Wow. This is too true.
Really, I couldn’t say.
(I don’t have a “nametag” job.)
It is true. Retail stores place a waaaaay disproportionate level of importance on the damn name tag. You wouldn’t believe how bent out of shape retail managers get about this.
And the funny thing is that the customers largely don’t care about name tags (as long as the employee is otherwise identifiable as an employee that can help them.)
“And the funny thing is that the customers largely don’t care about name tags…”
Unless their troublemakers who want to know whom they can report to the manager for not meeting their unreasonable demands.
*has been reading a lot of notalwaysright.com*
I’ve met too many of those people. Luckily, my managers are good people and know what’s reasonable. I’ve never been in trouble before even though I’ve been reported a few times. XD
Also, a lot of people where I work forget their name tags. The managers usually don’t care.
Lol konkonsn…
I’ve read almost everything on notalwaysright…. sometimes it’s funnier than graphjam… not on this particular graph thought…
: )
Yeah, my job seems to care more about dress code than quality of service. So I hide their mouseballs.
The fact that they have mouseballs says loads about the company…either from a technical standpoint or a sanitary one.
It’s a Gym.
Is it a big, tricked out one?
Nah, he went with a new pair of shoes instead.
great spokes person ftw
I’d rather something so petty so I could get compensation.
The only nametag-related firing I might get is if I get yelled at too much for wearing it on my hat.
So I rebelled and stopped wearing it entirely.
YOUR NOT WEARING YOUR FLARE
Sounds like you did a lot of other stuff before the nametag thing. Perhaps more than one event contributed to the firing?
This was my cruise ship gig.
srsly
Hopefully I never have a job that requires name tags again. Sounds like you need to have more flair, lol.
Yeah, the way around that is by working at Princess Auto in Canada. Murder is acceptable, I’m pretty sure. Anything goes. SOOO hard to get fired…
You must work for Target….
That is the first thing that popped into my head when reading this graph. damn insidious “brand”
A former boss of mine worked at Macy’s and he told me that there if you didn’t have your name tag, you had to pay for another one (50 cents or whatever), and if you didn’t have it a second time, you got fired.
And he said this with some amount of pride, like it was a good thing.
Working at Costco, I find if I’m on the floor sometimes I have to take my tag OFF just to be able to get any work done!
You forgot “didn’t put the appropriate cover on your TPS reports”
You use one of those little plastic covers with the slidy thing. Calvin says that if you use one of those it doesn’t matter what the report says as long as it looks good. LOL. Love Calvin and Hobbs!
you are expected to be fired 100% WOW!
… That TOTALLY happened to me.
Truth. I lost my name tag once, you’d think I jacked off in the coffee machine and motorboated the manager’s tits…
that was the next day