Reported Success Putting Humpty-Dumpty Together Again
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First !
Brilliant!
wow nicole, is that what it means?
gonna go out on a limb here and say what konkonsn said = hilarious, what you said = gay as AIDs. congrats though, on making yourself look like a douche
Um its not AIDs its AIDS moron, AIDS is not a plural it stands for Acquired immune deficiency syndrome
Obviously not very god damn well
The moral of this story is that the guy who said “First!” is a douche.
I can’t understand how a simple post can cause a discussion on sexual orientation. Are you that annoyed and *angry* about a single word? Wow. Tha’ts pretty sad. You must have no life.
haha, get it b/c House is an awesome dr. and the nursery rhyme sucked
Joe – you really should check your definitions before you try and enlighten us with you superior knowledge. Everyone knows that A.I.D.S stands for
Anally
Injected
Death
Sentence
P.S. It’s cute how stupid you are!
yawn….. you bore me
The internet is becoming over-run by idiots with voices. I used to have hope that maybe mankind could live in some form of self-run ‘anarchy’, but the internet just proves that we’d all be dead within a week from the shear number of …. dare I say it…. ‘Human Like Creatures’
Nicoel, your an idot.
Not as much as the idiot that doesn’t know the difference between “your”
and “you’re”. Let me give you a hint…you’re is a contraction for you are
and your is the possessive form of you.
SECONDED!
English: learn to use it
Go back to /b where you belong idiot.
Or perhaps a better place, school.
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!
your “God” is dead to me!
good job.
house sucks though :c sorry
Blasphemy!!
blasphemy indeed
if i had a duck i’d name him ernesto
HAHAHAHA, you guys are so serious, and I couldn’t stop laughing reading that whole conversation.
Only because it wasn’t lupis.
Housi can alsi curi Lupus, he’s doni it in thi past.
The i’s are invading! The viwells ire biwing to the piwer if the ilmighti i!
the “I”s have it, movement passed
If I had a way to give you fabulous prizes I would. Hilarious.
the “i”’s have it
sorry, couldn’t resist
It’s never lupus. Nor vasculitis.
Except when it IS lupus. (Spelling FTW this time. >.<)
Hardly autoimmune, either.
alot of times it’s some weird kind of cancer. like that time that lady had breast cancer on the back of her knee with milk in it. that was gross.
I know, when he squirted the milk in her mouth!!
lol that’s what she said
Or sarcoidosis. It’s never that either.
Or Multiple Sclerosis. They suggest that a lot.
Amyloidosis?
This almost makes me want to watch House. Almost.
If you’ve watched it and you like it: OMGOMGOMG I LOVE HOUSE OMGOMGOMG YOU LOVE HOUSE OMGOMGOMG — Fangirl moment: over.
If you’ve watched it and you don’t like it: You are blind and deaf, and I hate you.
If you haven’t watched it: WATCH IT!
You go girl
U R RETARDED!
HAHAHAHA hilarious…
Actually, a person with a gay twin has a 75% greater chance of also being gay and a male fetus may not produce enough testosterone, making the body masculine, but not the brain. There is a documentary called, “In The Womb”, watch it before you make a bigger ass of yourself.
Why should I watch some stupid derivative, unimaginative tv show when I can write my own highly original stories? Commercial free, no less.
Umm…. they say it because it has become slang and it is very rarely used as a reference to sexual orientation anymore, except by those whoe are “gay and proud” and are in highschool running around grabbing other guys’ butts and laughing about it in their art classes with girls while i sit there shaking my head hoping i never run into them in the halls….
okay yeah that kinda turned into what my art class is like, i really do hope i never run into them in the hallway….. >.>
it’s never lupus
Of course Humpty Dumpty had to admit to his drug use, cheating on his wife, trips to Asia for dubious reasons, and that he was not the father before he could be cured.
He was also convicted for murder and breaking and entering.
and he had to talk to wilson before the idea entered his head that is was that disease
Well, hey! It’s not his fault that his younger brother was illegally working at a facility with parrots and didn’t tell anyone! Plus, he had to lose his hand anyway, so he wasn’t put back together again.
Of course, House didn’t figure it out until he was complaining to the vending machine guy about the price of twinkies. When the guy said “If you smack me with that cane one more time, I’ll kick your ass,” House gave him that “You’re a genius! Why didn’t I think of that?” look and ran upstairs to tell everyone that his previous diagnosis was wrong and that the treatment he just told them to perform will kill him.
Cue close-in shot of body malfunctioning, be it iron pellets in the blood, a toothpick in the small intestine, some girl who tried to kill herself with kitchen cleanser in a pill, or whatever it was this week.
WIN.
There is so much win in this graph, it hurts. I am speechless. WIN.
Awesome I love House!!!
And how could the horses put him back together anyways?
That’s always troubled me.
That’s because “horses” meant the cavalry, the guys ON the horses. The “men” are the infantry.
Haha, I never really thought about that…good question…
I dub thee best. chart. ever.
Of course House would have his team perform numerous expensive diagnostic tests, get the diagnosis wrong at least twice, and Humpty would be on the brink of death before House gets a sudden epiphany and saves the day shortly before the episode is over.
And if it is a female between the age of 13-15, she is pregnant with a pregnancy disease.
And if she came to the hospital through the clinic, she also has a STD.
Can the rumours be true? Could H.D. actually secretly be… a FERTILISED EGG?!?!?
Excellent!
Booo! Venn diagram would have done this better.
How?!
Success is written with two s. Otherwise, great chart idea!
Success
1 u
1 e
2 c
3 s
Questions?
hells yeah Dr house fixed him..although he’s a diagnostician so he would be trying to find out how he broke an them fixin him
of course, Cameron would have to find something unethical about it first.
And Foreman would shoot down the first couple of ideas.
And Chase would do anything that House says. Then he would make out with Cameron, and fight about how Chase loves her and Cameron only wanted a fling.
And then they’d wind up together. Looks like Chase laughed last after all.
This graph is indeed brilliant, but it is inaccurate, since in the episode “Humpty Dumpty” the patient in question has to lose a hand before he is cured. So I’d say 80% success (obviously the hand is less than 20% of his body mass but it is also his main source of livelihood).
This made my day. Thank you <3
…no
it’s never cancer but he’d have wilson do a test anyways.
and then house would do an autopsy on a dead pet.
and then they’d have to do a spinal tap!
He ALWAYS has to do a spinal tap. I think it’s in his contract or something.
kickass!
it’s fake
’shopped.
I say check with Cuddy, gape the cleavage, get an MRI done then say to all the haters before my post, ” you are all Idiots”
HOUSE RULES OK!!!!
FIRST!
To much poor grammar in one place.
It really is frightening.
*too.
fail.
graph = win
Indeed
rly made me lol
Last!
Okay, okay, you win. I’ll watch house. Right now.
I stumbled across this… but Im very curious… Raise your hand if you have a life in the real world…
ahhhh
splains a lot
well then this was an interesting read…
the comments made my day ty
maybe all of you should write a book and call it
FAILED @ LIFE
(ignore my chatspeak plz ty)
I second this.
photoshopped
OBVS OBVS
your butt
amazing how much dustipity can be found on one page of replies.
…stumbles along shaking head in disbelief of the amount of sheer idiocy found
thumbs down, don’t show sites like this again.
Douche.
this was insanely hilarious… oh how did i stumble into this mess? but i just had to add: HOUSE RULES.
and i have lupus, so whenever it comes up, i wonder if he’s gonna discover the miniature bug that bit the patient and cure it
and great things for 09 everyone
ok? you guys are cool?
I have to agree, this graph is very win. Just wondering, do the people who keep saying that it’s photoshopped notice that this site has a chart-making feature? Just thought I’d throw it out there.
To be honest, the graph is pretty boring compared to the comments.
AMIRITE???!!1
(:
+10 Internets!
agreed
House F**king rocks.Period.
And I was under the impression the comments section was supposed to be for comments about the blog, graph etc. displayed at the top of the page. Wow I must be dumb!
@>. and Ethergy EPIC WIN!
nice nursery rhymes!! my sons love that song!! give thumbs up on su!!
nice site!! it’s been awhile since I stumbled on something that made me actually laugh. really awesome!!
funny!! it’s been awhile since I stumbled on something that made me actually laugh.
House can fix anything.
Good stuff man.
lolz internet fight
But House is a diagnostician. He doesn’t put anything back together. He simply figures out what is wrong with his patients, and recommends a treatment. It doesn’t take a doctor or a genius to figure out what is wrong with Humpty Dumpty, and this certainly wouldn’t be a case that would be referred to Dr. House in the first place. Hopefully emergency first responders would have life flighted Humpty to the nearest trauma center for treatment.