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Reported Success Putting Humpty-Dumpty Together Again



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Reported Success Putting Humpty-Dumpty Together Again

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  1. firstcat says:

    First !

    • angry says:

      Quit Fagging up the replies shit stain

      • konkonsn says:

        Inappropriate use of the word “fagging.”

        fag1   /fæg/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [fag] Show IPA Pronunciation
        verb, fagged, fag-ging, noun
        –verb (used with object) 1. to tire or weary by labor; exhaust (often fol. by out): The long climb fagged us out.
        2. British. to require (a younger public-school pupil) to do menial chores.
        3. Nautical. to fray or unlay the end of (a rope).

        • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

          Brilliant!

        • Nicole says:

          look, konkonsn(wtf?) In this day and age it is “appropriate” to use words a slang and descriptors in any way one likes…..so by saying “fagging” up the screen.., “angry” up there is appropriately using the word fagging by saying he’s being “gay” so to speak….w/o being a homosexual necessarily…..much like u are dong right now by bringing up definitions for SLANG….you are definetely not from California, so quit fagging up our slang !!!

          • ballerado says:

            wow nicole, is that what it means?
            gonna go out on a limb here and say what konkonsn said = hilarious, what you said = gay as AIDs. congrats though, on making yourself look like a douche

            • patrick says:

              how is calling what he said ” fag”, “gay as AIDs” any different??

              huh? really i don’t see much of one. quit calling yourself baller

              its gay as aids to be conceited like that… OH WAIT! maybe I dont need the gay as aids part in there the conceited part gets the job done just as good with out bringing yourself down to someone else’s level

              your conceited.

            • Joe says:

              Um its not AIDs its AIDS moron, AIDS is not a plural it stands for Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

          • x_0 says:

            Nicoel, your an idot.

            • Red says:

              Not as much as the idiot that doesn’t know the difference between “your”
              and “you’re”. Let me give you a hint…you’re is a contraction for you are
              and your is the possessive form of you.

        • patrick says:

          sooo I just have to say one thing, if you’re going to try and prove someone wrong by bringing up definitions make sure you’re ACTUALLY correct before doing so… under your definition that you most thankfully supplied us all with to see, notice the first definition, you dumbass

          verb, fagged, fag-ging, noun
          –verb (used with object) 1. to tire or weary by labor; exhaust (often fol. by out): The long climb fagged us out.

          ‘angry’s’ use of the term fagging is not incorrect, maybe the use of “up” isn’t the best choice but don’t get on their case and try and make them look prejudice

          try finding something better to do with your life than bring up definitions incorrectly on some online feed

        • konkonsn is a moron! says:

          konkonsn . stop being a dick by “copying and pasting” a from an online dictionary.. Definitions to words change often as the use of the word does. Don’t believe me? Get many variants of dictionaries spanning over many decades and see how much they change. Languages didn’t just pop into existence. Try reading some books written in old English as it was 500 years ago. You’ll see the point. Maybe you will. That’s very debatable. You’re very likely one of these people who can not understand anything that isn’t in print. You probably think books spawned from the great beyond or grew on tree’s somewhere; not realizing somewhere some one wrote the logic from their minds. To you God exist, and ink on a page is it. If it’s printed then it’s all that is. **Never think outside the book. Right? Ok, fine. That works, so read a book on how languages not only developed but how they continue to do so. You may find out why other countries that speak the same language use words differently and why some languages have many dialects. Go book boy Go! After you do that come back here and copy and paste your new enlightenment.. It’s obvious that is all you know how to do.

          • yo momma says:

            yawn….. you bore me

            • yeah yeah says:

              The internet is becoming over-run by idiots with voices. I used to have hope that maybe mankind could live in some form of self-run ‘anarchy’, but the internet just proves that we’d all be dead within a week from the shear number of …. dare I say it…. ‘Human Like Creatures’

          • leftovercrizack says:

            DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!
            your “God” is dead to me!

      • lol says:

        lol newfag is new
        uz got trolled lolz

  2. Vernie says:

    Only because it wasn’t lupis.

  3. hr1841 says:

    Of course Humpty Dumpty had to admit to his drug use, cheating on his wife, trips to Asia for dubious reasons, and that he was not the father before he could be cured.

    • Zedo Mann says:

      He was also convicted for murder and breaking and entering.

    • james says:

      and he had to talk to wilson before the idea entered his head that is was that disease

      • Emily says:

        Well, hey! It’s not his fault that his younger brother was illegally working at a facility with parrots and didn’t tell anyone! Plus, he had to lose his hand anyway, so he wasn’t put back together again.

        • Tony says:

          Of course, House didn’t figure it out until he was complaining to the vending machine guy about the price of twinkies. When the guy said “If you smack me with that cane one more time, I’ll kick your ass,” House gave him that “You’re a genius! Why didn’t I think of that?” look and ran upstairs to tell everyone that his previous diagnosis was wrong and that the treatment he just told them to perform will kill him.

          • Colin says:

            Cue close-in shot of body malfunctioning, be it iron pellets in the blood, a toothpick in the small intestine, some girl who tried to kill herself with kitchen cleanser in a pill, or whatever it was this week.

  4. Charlie says:

    There is so much win in this graph, it hurts. I am speechless. WIN.

  5. Ben Lofton says:

    Awesome I love House!!!

    And how could the horses put him back together anyways?

  6. Failerella says:

    I dub thee best. chart. ever.

  7. Orchid says:

    Of course House would have his team perform numerous expensive diagnostic tests, get the diagnosis wrong at least twice, and Humpty would be on the brink of death before House gets a sudden epiphany and saves the day shortly before the episode is over.

  8. Fife says:

    And if it is a female between the age of 13-15, she is pregnant with a pregnancy disease.

  9. elmarto says:

    Excellent!

  10. brewski says:

    Booo! Venn diagram would have done this better.

  11. Alioshya says:

    Success is written with two s. Otherwise, great chart idea!

  12. psychodarko says:

    hells yeah Dr house fixed him..although he’s a diagnostician so he would be trying to find out how he broke an them fixin him

  13. gamma says:

    of course, Cameron would have to find something unethical about it first.

  14. z says:

    This graph is indeed brilliant, but it is inaccurate, since in the episode “Humpty Dumpty” the patient in question has to lose a hand before he is cured. So I’d say 80% success (obviously the hand is less than 20% of his body mass but it is also his main source of livelihood).

  15. Laura says:

    This made my day. Thank you <3

  16. djalicat says:

    it’s never cancer but he’d have wilson do a test anyways.
    and then house would do an autopsy on a dead pet.
    and then they’d have to do a spinal tap!

  17. jumu says:

    kickass!

  18. BloodDonor says:

    it’s fake

  19. poomerchant says:

    ’shopped.

    • Gregory (not House) says:

      I say check with Cuddy, gape the cleavage, get an MRI done then say to all the haters before my post, ” you are all Idiots”

      HOUSE RULES OK!!!!

  20. shooped!! says:

    lol poomerchant did u just stumble here haha shopped! fukn trolled!!! baha!

  21. gayasshomogenericposterman says:

    FIRST!

  22. Dave says:

    To much poor grammar in one place.
    It really is frightening.

  23. Not first says:

    Last!

  24. heatherly says:

    Okay, okay, you win. I’ll watch house. Right now.

  25. D says:

    I stumbled across this… but Im very curious… Raise your hand if you have a life in the real world…

    ahhhh

    splains a lot

  26. well then this was an interesting read…
    the comments made my day ty
    maybe all of you should write a book and call it
    FAILED @ LIFE

    (ignore my chatspeak plz ty)

  27. steven says:

    photoshopped

  28. failed@life says:

    your butt

  29. stumbled into says:

    amazing how much dustipity can be found on one page of replies.

    …stumbles along shaking head in disbelief of the amount of sheer idiocy found
    thumbs down, don’t show sites like this again.

  30. made my day says:

    this was insanely hilarious… oh how did i stumble into this mess? but i just had to add: HOUSE RULES.

    and i have lupus, so whenever it comes up, i wonder if he’s gonna discover the miniature bug that bit the patient and cure it

  31. made my day says:

    and great things for 09 everyone

  32. OK? says:

    ok? you guys are cool?

  33. Obvious says:

    I have to agree, this graph is very win. Just wondering, do the people who keep saying that it’s photoshopped notice that this site has a chart-making feature? Just thought I’d throw it out there.

  34. Ashley says:

    To be honest, the graph is pretty boring compared to the comments.
    AMIRITE???!!1

    (:

  35. Michael says:

    +10 Internets!

  36. N/A says:

    House F**king rocks.Period.

  37. >. says:

    And I was under the impression the comments section was supposed to be for comments about the blog, graph etc. displayed at the top of the page. Wow I must be dumb!

  38. Conor says:

    Who really came all the way down here to comment on the fagging graph!?
    I would prefer to see a House Vs Jesus graph. lol (House Vs Jesus FTW!)

    Lots of people with lots of people with too much time on their hands are stumbling across this page.

  39. nice nursery rhymes!! my sons love that song!! give thumbs up on su!!

  40. bodton says:

    nice site!! it’s been awhile since I stumbled on something that made me actually laugh. really awesome!!

  41. boston says:

    funny!! it’s been awhile since I stumbled on something that made me actually laugh.

  42. someguy says:

    House can fix anything.
    Good stuff man.

  43. loler says:

    lolz internet fight

  44. nate says:

    But House is a diagnostician. He doesn’t put anything back together. He simply figures out what is wrong with his patients, and recommends a treatment. It doesn’t take a doctor or a genius to figure out what is wrong with Humpty Dumpty, and this certainly wouldn’t be a case that would be referred to Dr. House in the first place. Hopefully emergency first responders would have life flighted Humpty to the nearest trauma center for treatment.



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