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Done this plenty of times.
me too…
Well, yeah, same to you buddy!
Oh, yeah?! Well, uh…well…shut up!!!
Oh yeah?! Well… uh… well… your mom! Ha! Neener neener neener!
I’m not your buddy, guy!
i’m not your guy, pal!
I’m not your pal, buddy!
Buddy your I’m pal, not!
hahahahaha
Chances of another graph ever being posted on GraphJam that isn’t a tired “Chances of” graph: 0%
It’s getting to be about time for GraphJam to hang up the boots.
or sometimes days, weeks or months later
I feel myself coming to graphjam just to see how bad they have gotten. This is just another example of a tired joke that was barely smirk-worthy in the mid-1980’s when I heard it first.
We now need a graphjam about airline food.
ps. I just realized I actually come here to read the comments! Funniest sarcasm around!(mine not included. A bit too harsh.)
And the comments on ICHC are indecipherable unless you speak lolcat
I dabble in lolspeak. If anyone needs instructions, yooz can meat mii bye teh trane at two-oh-clok, aifinkso.
I can’t speak lolcat very well, but I can understand what is said in it.
Mai lolcat iz failz. ^^
I think I’ll stick to proper English.
Come on, Where’s the George Costanza reference in this one?
…Jerk Store?
Yeah, and they’re all out of you!
So true. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and think to myself, “CRAP, I should’ve said that in his FACE! That would’ve been so sweet!”
No, we thionk of the best comebacks when relating the story of jerface jerk and what was said’ to a friend who probably doesn’t want to hear it, and we say “And I was all like….*best comeback EVAR*…even though you didn’t actually say it.
*sigh* so true…
There is a great article about this over at Cracked. I recommend you read it.
A.Word.A.Day–esprit d’escalier
esprit d’escalier (e-SPREE des-kal-i-YE) noun, also esprit de l’escalier
Thinking of a witty remark too late; hindsight wit or afterwit. Also such a remark.
[From French esprit de l'escalier, from esprit (wit) + escalier (stairs).]
We’re all witty. It’s just that many of us think of our clever remarks a bit too late. The French call it the staircase wit, indicating that one thought of that perfect retort on his or her way out.
The more you know. *heavenly music accompaniment*
Brilliant. Absolutely true.
I think the ‘At the right time’ wedge is waaay too big.
LMAO, yes!
What? Couldn’t think of a third colour to use so you used red twice? I feel a new graphing opportunity coming on …
There’s a perfectly true and funny graph, and you focus on the damn colours?
So, so true…
this is so true
This graph is me in a nutshell.
SO. FREAKING. TRUE.
no kidding. this is soo true
Yeah. Good graph.
*wakes up in the middle of the night*
DAMNIT
why are two the same color?
this graph described my life.