Likelyhood He’ll Cheat On You Against Number of Video Games He Owns
Likelyhood He’ll Cheat On You Against Number of Video Games He Owns
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So that means I have a -600% chance of cheating on my wife. She’ll be happy to hear that.
Don’t tell her about your math skills.
win
Does that mean you won’t cheat on her and any of your other 6 wives?
I think you cheated at maths, port.
So you’re a cheater after all :’(
He’s trying to say he has 63 video games.
Right, but if the percentage of likelyhood to cheat is 100 at 1 video game, and 0 at 9, then having 63 (which, 9×6=54, not 63) video games would make him 0/6% likely to cheat. Or. 0% likely.
… Said the guy named ANUS LICKER
… Said the guy name bastard damn right your a bastard
Because the graph is insulting to anyone with any Grey
matter at all, the likely-hood that your boyfriend will cheat
is not affected by the # of video games he has, unless his
girlfriend is a total bitch who won’t shut up a bout him playing
so many video games. Of course if anyone owns HALO games they a not good enough for any women with self-respect
LMFAO!! XD the comments are better than the graph!
The comment above mine is WIN.
Seriously, it is meant as a joke. If you are offended by it, get over it.
IT’S A JOKE, if you cant handle that just lock yourself in your house and dont go on the internet, don’t watch tv or answer the phone… cos something else might offend you. How about you lighten up and have a laugh
I’m contributing too!
my spoon is too big
Then how come he has a wife?
win
the graph clearly has points.
EPIC WIN
The derivative of the curve is approaching zero, therefore it will never get negative. Let’s just say that you have nearly 0% chance of cheating…
this function clearly reaches zero, and, trends allowed, will go negative. The graph can be roughly approximated by Y= 135e^(-.3X)-10 (graph it and compare if you don’t believe me.)
That approximation will go to -10%.
I guess he must simply play more than infinity games.
I’m at about -8.5% based on my approximation.
To be honest, I personaly, would see the graph, more likely to be a quadratic curve, rather than a smooth single curve as shown
You got the point and laughed right?
.
Be quiet
I’d have to agree…. people are taking this way too seriously lol
That’s what you get for making a graph about gaming nerds. Many of whom are probably maths nerds too
Also, to the person who said the graph should be a quadratic, hell no. And it’s clearly a decay curve, and the fact that it hits the zero line quite obviously means that greg is right, 0 is not the asymptote and therefore you can get a negative chance of cheating.
Come on guys, the high school girl is beating you at maths
clearly, it can pass 0. It’s a decay type graph, which would be y = k/x, which in and of itself, lim y x->#inf = 0. However, judging by the fact that at 9 the graph is 0, it must by y = (k/x) – C. I think you know enough to figure out that it will cross the x axis at some point. However, it will never reach – 600%. It will only reach -C at #inf.
Fascinating.
its not an exponential decay graph. Otherwise it would shoot down to zero and level of quickly, more like a hockey stick than the smooth curve shown
I would say its asymptotic (If i spellld it rong than stfu). The equation would be y=10(1/x). That way it approaches zero without the jump of an exponential graph.
BTW its not quadratic. Otherwise it would go back up eventually (which might be true….) but was probably not intended.
well, no idea about “asymptotic” but you spelled “spelled” wrong and you also spelled “wrong” wrong. Just had to point that out…
You cant have a minus probability of cheating on your partner, although the graph will reach 0% it will never pass it.
UH-REALLY!? I Didn’t know that you couldn’t have a negative % chance of cheating on your wife. It’s almost like we are joking around with MATH. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Well if as is suggested the trend will go negative maybe its more likely your partner will cheat on you which no doubt would be an observable occurrence if you have too many games.
haha
he’s cracked it!
JESUS!
Does it really matter to you guys whether it ever reaches o% or not?! it’s not like you have any girlfriends…
I agree. It’s obvious this is a discrete graph, not continuous. The author is making the assumption that you cannot own a fraction of a game. Thus, any equation used to represent this graph has to be discrete, NOT continuous.
can’t you own a partial game if you just have the demo??
um…good point
Anon, seriously? “it’s not like you have any girlfriends…” ?!
For me the likelihood that I’ll be interested and want to get to know a gy better skyrockets with the more video games he has.
GOoOoOoooOoOoO VIDEO GAMES!
actually, it can go into the negatives, when it does, it now becomes “chance your wife will cheat on you”
Maths wise you may not be able to have a negative chance of cheating on your gf, but have you seen some people… they definatly have less than a 0% chance, well their gf is most probably made up in that case anyway, maybe thats what the negative would refer to…
you have a 0% chance of getting a wife, given by the same formula
Welcome to the internet where logic works both ways. This guy wins I say.
Maybe the hidden implications of this graph is that after you own 9 games your chances of cheating go into the negative, i.e. the chances that you will be cheated ON goes up. Once you have a -100% chance of cheating it’s too late.
Now there’s some good insight.
There’s always the chance that -600% relates to the likelihood of having a person to cheat on in the first place.
Which is what i thought in the first place. i have a brain that refuses to understand the logic of math. i thought in the beginning Oh well, a negative percentage will ensure the chance that i wont cheat.
.
Now to go get a girlfriend… Hey mom! i’m on Failblog
Thanks Doug. i love you.
No this clearly means that as it goes negative, the likelihood SHE will cheat goes up. So the more video games he owns after 9 means she then becomes frustrated with her lacking sex life. Lesson here? Appease your nerds, don’t allow them to get everything they want.
Cuz then NO ONE gets laid
Yes miss.
What about in dual-geek situations? As in both boyfriend and I have negative chance of cheating?
In dual-geek situations, I would have to say that your chances of cheating on each other
are pretty close to none. However, to make the math qualities of this forumula work, heres
a quick reassurance.
If you and your boyfriend have both -100% of cheating, then -100 – -100 = 0
Go math!!
It is a square root function, meaning it will never reach 100% or 0%, or higher or lower. It just gets very close.
applied mathematician just told us this is a square root function?…
damn.. where has the education in this country gone to?
This, losers. It is a function. f(x) = a/x, with x not equivalent to 0. It will never touch either the y-axis or the x-axis.
Okay I am an applied mathematician and yeah I like to find the functions but..come on..step outside a second? better things to do.
Greg, that was sexy.
You a -9.77 chance of even having a girl friend based on my approximation
I’d like to see the graph comparing the desire to actually come up with the equation for joke graphs and the likelihood of dying a virgin.
^^^ holy eff….greg’s right?
from the look of the chart, it would seem that if you have 0 games, chances are OVER 100% that youll cheat. i guess that means youve probably ALREADY cheated.
I don’t know. Looks asymptotic to me…
*You’re* asymptotic! …… ZING!
That’s what SHE said! ……. ZING!
It means that you have a 600% chance that she is cheating on you, so 6 dudes a night.
The graph is asymptotic. It never touches 0, but it keeps getting closer and closer all the way to infinity. And it’s never negative.
It seems someones boyfrient didn’t own any videogames, which led her to make this highly innacurate failgraph.
it seems someone can’t spell boyfriend. twice.
It seems someones boyfrient didn’t own any videogames, which led her to make this highly inaccurate failgraph.
To all the ladies out there,
Make sure your husband/boyfriend has at least 9 videogames with him. If not buy him some until he has 9 of them for gods sake. Or else you’re gonna be sorry
Yeah…I’m thinking whoever made this has a particularly geeked-out wish list for this Winter Solstice. =)
totally not true, i own hundreds of games and still cheat!
Hooray to you
Dude, I hate to break it to you, but we’re not talking about ‘in-game’ cheating here… This only applies to guy with girlfriends, sorry.
we have a winner here
u fail, asshole
Damn, nice to know I don’t have to worry. Note to self: buy husband Prince of Persia ‘just in case’.
Propaganda win
It’s called product placement win =]
and I own none and I’ve never/never will cheat
maybe, just maybe, it has more to do with the person than the amount of games they own
Exactly. I was just going to say that this is a highly innaccurate graph; the opposite of you happens as well. My ex cheated and played video games; it just doesn’t get any worse.
i agree with the second half of this statement. my ex had more games than me (at the time)… a few years later i hear he’s whining that his current girl was ignoring him and playing WOW. choose your own fate there.
or maybe, just maybe, this is just a joke?
spelling out jokes is lame so ill leave it to someone else
WOW = WIN
Actually, Bob, according to this graph, you own none and thus you ALWAYS cheat (the value at zero is indeed one hundred percent). You just haven’t had the occasion to show it yet.
I hypothesize that those who own no games have a thus-far untapped ability to “hax”.
What aload of rubbish, I own hundreds of video games and IDKFA!
IDDQD?
idspispopd
Or…maybe s/he’s just holding on to a very old stereotype. The more video games he owns, the nerdier he is. The nerdier he is, the more it becomes a miracle that he even has a girl in the first place. Hence, no cheating.
Personally, I disagree with this graph, but to each their own.
I too think it’s based off this stereotype. And whoever made it hasn’t noticed the popularity of the Madden football games, or games like HALO – which are easily the domain of the frat jocks that treated women like dirt in college ’cause there were more lined up around the block for their turn.
AGREE! Personally, I have no worries, but even men who own 9 games such as Final Fantasy(insert roman numeral I-XI here) can still cheat if the woman they’re with is an evil nagging cow and he meets someone who’s into games as much as him.
Hubby and I play a lot of WoW together… relationship insurance- I have it.
Yes, WOW keeps couples together. My boyfriend comes straight home every night because he needs to raid and he got me hooked too so it counts as “couple time.”
PS great side note, when in group together you can just tell him, Hey ahole throw me a cure? or vice-versa.
Do your friends often shoot themselves after spending time with the two of you?
A gamer guy (or girl) dating someone who doesn’t play video games is what I call “f***ing outside the collective” and it is frowned upon.
well…
there’s an exception to every rule.
frowned upon only in cases when it interferes with guild raids/random nekkid dance parties in SW…
Even the most hardcore gamer guy/ girl gives mad props should a comrade knock boots with someone hot, even if hot guy/ girl doesn’t play… given of course, that it does not interfere with the above stated. lol.
My wife is not a gamer, is pretty hot, was in a sorority, and I just finished LttP again last night. Got lucky I guess.
My boyfriend’s a gamer and I’m not much of one. He’s into FPSs, I like RPGs (Ocarina of Time, ftw <3). But I don’t play much anymore. Frown all you like at such unions, but I love it. It’s tonnes of fun to distract him from a game with something dirty
Ocarina of Time =! RPG
You’re right…
Ocarina of Time = Mana from Heaven, Fruit from the tree Yggdrasil, perfection, etc.,
Totally, nothing can bring two people together like video games. My boyfriend and I have every system Nintendo has ever made and a ton of games to boot. Needless to say, that’s why we got together and why we still like each other. Not to say we don’t do other things, though.
I thought it was more like, the more games they own, the more time they’ll be playing, the less time they’d have to go out and meet another woman.
Haha, also true!
Good to see nobody’s taking this graph too seriously.
Am I the only one who noticed that instead of “Chance” the creator of this graph wrote “Change”?
How about “Likelyhood.”
How about “reading the label on the Y-axis.”
No, you are not. The minute I saw the graph I saw the same mistake. Ctrl-f’ed to see if anyone else posted this already
It’s a little bit like saying that the “change” of you sneaking into a movie theatre and watching a movie for free is directly correlated to the amount of cars you have “owned” in your lifetime.
A rare miss for Graphjam…
I’d be more inclined to agree if it were “number of videogame SYSTEMS” owned.
Not so. If the one is World of Warcraft….
Well, technically counting both expansions, WoW is 3 games…
And each of those could technically count as about three(levelling, raiding, PvP), so the graph still works.
Agreed. WoW with all the expansions installed counts as 9 games.
This is incorrect it should look like a U.
Gamers are some of the most notorious whores I know, its only the super super “what is that day star?” kind of gamers that can’t (or won’t) get any.
Oh, and WoW players
I’d like to see the graph “Likelihood She’ll Cheat against Number of Video Games He Owns”.
so make it!
It shoots off the page at one.
This doesn’t apply if all of the games are Madden or NHL/NFL/NBA/Golf/GTA related. And the more elves/orcs/dwarves involved, the lesser the cheating chances =) If any game has a tabletop counterpart that is also owned, the chance is automatically 0. This also applies to owning “figures” of chars in the game or if he ever dresses like a char in the game, especially if he leaves the house that way.
LARPers are scary.
i was going to say what if it not video games but its D&D and other dorky games like magic or game of thrones. lol My fiance does thoses but i think you covered i when you said it would depend on the number of elves and such.. i say monks and vampires and the like….. what if he still owns a fake sword he made of duct tape and cardboard that him and another dork buddy used to sword fight with and then are in their late 20’s…?
I met my Significant Other playing Magic. There’s a low level of hygiene at some of the local events I won’t disagree but if you progress beyond that to the pro tour… yea there is one you’ll see that a lot of those people have families and lead normal lives.
Also, I still have my fake sword but we used plasticard with foam sides. I might be a total nerd with no interest in cheating but that doesn’t mean we can’t be inginuitive
I got the weapons beat, check out http://www.dagorhir.com for some better weapon building ideas.
funny how the “this is a stereotype” is only a good objection when the stereotype is against boyz, huh.
There are no girls on the internet to object to female stereotypes.
This is the stypidest graph ever made. Just cause a guy plays videogame doesn’t mean A guy is going to cheat on his girl!
Stereotypes like this don’t even make since
The graph actually makes the opposite point, so I’m not sure it’s the “stypidest” and maybe it makes a little more sense now? Also, I think this graph would turn out about the same for girls, so I’m not sure it’s sexist either Endor. Playing video games just equals less time to cheat, not to imply that guys who play video games can’t get laid. In fact, this graph *only* would apply to guys with girlfriends, so it goes against the stereotype that gamers can’t get girls. They just know how to hang on to them
damn… such a good point
but have you ever considered that the girl leaves the gamer before he had a chance to cheat?
but I guess it’s good to know that gamers still have a chance
The only thing i can suggest is the WOW factor…. If they own just 1 copy of WOW then there is practically NO chance 0.000000012% that they will cheat.
Unfortunately, not true…
that Bastard… are you hot?
Seconded. My fiance doesn’t leave the house, and is a complete vegetable if there’s a raid.
actually, if guys like video games, then they will probably like computers. the incidence of them cheating via the intertubes is more likely. this one fails so much that i may cry.
…And that’s right where my soon-going-to-be-ex sits. What’s worse is he doesn’t think he did anything wrong!
If anyone knows of any single, geeky guys, gainfully employed, likes sex more than once a month (another failing of afore-mentioned male), and won’t get whimpy if I can out-nerd him, do let me know! Lols.
Art thou hot?
And-Or Athletic?
how bouts three of four?
FAIL. It is impossible to engage in sexual intercourse, or even physical contact, over the internet. Therefore, cheating “via the intertubes” doesn’t exist.
I must respectfully disagree. If you are in a relationship, and instead of going to your significant other for sexual purposes, you turn to the internet. You are taking something that should be shared with them and giving it to someone else. You are sharing your sexual desires, wants, and needs with someone/something other than the person you should be. Sorry but if eating is cheating so is the intertubes.
didn’t jerry springer say something like that?
I guess my wife is safe.
This totally true!!
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Ladies, call me…
And this is exactly why nerd boys are the best.
comment is win <3
I gotta say, I love my geek guys!
They definitely make the best boyfriends!
Plus if techno things break down, they’re good at fixing them.
xXx
Yes, they really, truly are.
i think its making the point he will be busy playing the games and wont leave them to cheat.
i however dont think its too accurate…my ex played many video games and WOW..and he still cheated.
maybe….hours a day playing video games would be better?
*time to cheat*
Seems quite accurate!
I’m offended by the implication that video games are the only nerdly pursuit out there. I’m a proud nerd and I haven’t owned a gaming system since my Atari 2600 became a smoking brick.
So… um… What do you do? Tabletop games, Larps?
And unless I’m mistaken, most people see a difference between geek and nerd. Being a geek is practically a status symbol these days, being a nerd is as bad as it ever was, lol.
Of course, I’m a geek, so I would say that.
What are the odds of him cheating on me if he can’t spell likelihood correctly?
…. you have no life…
does it really matter? if she loves you and you love her, it woln’t be an issue.Thats what i don’t get about men who are overprotective… just even a little trust will go a long way. If she wants to go out one night with her friends, she shoulden’t have to tell you, why, because if she loves you, she woln’t cheat and if she doesn’t, then yall have no business being together anyway, it woln’t work out. move on…
Maybe he wants to know where she is going because he worries about HER not whether or not she will cheat. Alot of bad things can happen nowadays and he may just want to protect her. Hmmmm is that such a bad thing?
My sentiments exactly… though i guess that wouldn’t mean much coming from a paranoid schizophrenic :/
I first thought that cheating ment in the game, not with women.
lol, thats awesome!
Funny article. Exaggerated but still funny.
LOL
…it stops at 9?
change for the cheat!! thumbs up!!
Holy crap, just give up up and bang that slut at the grocery check-out. There…..math problem solved. 100%
If you don’t want your significant other to cheat just but them W.O.W. They will be more focused on leveling up their character they won’t have time to cheat. Unless they find a girl on-line then your screwed.
Silly Cyclonus, everyone knows there’s no girls online.
Or at least on WOW.
Large-breasted female WOW characters = anything but large-breasted females.
Notice that it says “video games” not computer games.
This is very accurate.
For computer games I have found the inverse to be true though, unless they have video games as well.
I am sooooo having an affair…
see where it starts to go negative is the percent chance that she’ll cheat on the gamer.
you are all gay.
wanna be mathematicians!
its a red line drawn in paint and has no mathematical value
end of story
or else i’ll accidently the whole thing
I really think that the likelihood someone will cheat on someone else has a lot more to do with how emotionally flawed both individuals in the relationship are. Video games have next to nothing to do with it.
Basically, you have to be retarded to cheat on someone. It is an amoral act that yields no long term benefit.
Do you know how much of a pain it is to cheat? First you have to make up an excuse to go out without your woman on a Saturday night, then you gotta trudge down to the bar trolling for bar skanks. Then you gotta go through the whole song and dance and buy her enough drinks to get her drunk enough to say yes but not to drunk to give consent, then go back to her place, then make up excuses about why you were out, then come home at 3 AM then….jeez, never mind I think I’ll just go play Rock Band.
I think the point some are missing is that if this graph does indeed go negative, the more video games you play, that means she is more likely to cheat on you.
If you’ll excuse me, I need to play through GTA4 for the third time.
I think the point you all missed is that someone drew that graph with MSPaint.
you guys are f u c k ing dorks.
Number of post commenting on a post about gamers = how much nerds have no life – me included
Wow, see and this further implies most guys on this post will never get a living breathing girlfriend…… Who really analyses these things into such depth??
*snorts* every graph on this site is analyzed in depth ad infinitum. teh intertubes are serious business.
i think this is backwards… ?
“Changes of Cheating” ???…………..
You are all obviously talking out of your asses. This graph is not demonstrating the “Likelyhood He’ll Cheat On You Against Number of Video Games He Owns”..
..This graph is referring to the CHANGES of cheating, NOT chances. Everybody go home………………………
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well played sir. only seconds before I sent my comment.
Scrutinize the graph and you shall see…
I know someone that could prove this wrong.
i dont need to cheat on my wife, i found a walkthough on the internet.
You are all arguing over the math, not one of you comments on the obvious spelling error? “Change of Cheating”???? All of the Stumblers that came here have upset me.
So, if you have a negative eight percent chance of cheating on your wife, does that mean your wife would then have an eight percent chance of cheating on you?
Ha ! Thats quite funny !
This graph is clearly biased in an attempt to make gamers seem appealing.
I wholeheartedly support this attempt.
WIN
So trueee! Gamers never cheat they shoot things!
This graph might help me get a PS3, so everyone just needs to chill out.
god greg at the top, you are the most boring person i have ever listened too.
And i only read your comment.
I can’t believe I actually read every single comment here…
I didn’t… after 20 mins i skipped till the end!
If this is true, when (and if) I get a girl, I’m never gonna give her up, never going to let her down, never going to run around and desert her.
Ah no, why?
Why around every corner?
Leave us all alone please, enough is enough you dastardly internet abomination.
Nancy Pelosi killed it. Go home.
Uh-Oh Hot Dog!
Hmm.. is it just me or does this graph seem inefficient since the y-axis reads “Change of cheating”? and not “Chance”?
Guess all the girlfriends out there can rest safely again
Wow… probably the funniest argument I’ve ever read. I have read every single comment (as of 9:52 PM), and have a few things to add.
I must agree. The bar must go below zero, for the simple fact that a LOT of my friends are gamers, and many of them have been cheated on due to spending too much time on video games and not enough times with their girls.
Seeing as how this graph, does (and has been stated many times above) have a spelling error, the overall integrity has been jeopardized. However, the implications made by said graph remain valid. Though the overall representation is a bit choppy and poorly organized. Clearly 9 video games is not that many these days, and a more accurate number, such as 15 or 20 would better fit the point being argued.
Alright, I got that out of the way. (ish happeh nao)
GAMERS FTW! (> w<)
Well, 0% would be like the asymptote, so really you never GET to 0%, just closer and closer to it.
Could this graph also represent gamer girls? If so, maybe I can use this as a dating curve! Or perhaps the fact that I own 9+ games is the reason I can’t get a boyfriend in the first place. *hangs head in shame and goes off to play Final Fantasy*
Obviously this does not refer to cheating in a relationship, but to cheating in the video games. Those who own more video games are more likely to have a true appreciation of them, and those who have a true appreciation of video games do not cheat at them, because it kills the fun. While you guys were working those problems some of us were having sex. Now if only I could be some of us….
Ah, but you must remember, “Likelihood He’ll Cheat On YOU Against Number of Video Games He Owns”
Clearly we cannot eliminate the female (or male, for those girl gamers) factor, as it is obviously an important part of the argument.
I guess the issue is, are you hot?
Either you are looking in the wrong places, or you are ass ugly AND looking in the wrong places. Gamergirls hold a very prominent position in the fantasies of every guy who owns more than one console xor has a computer set up specifically for gaming
This graph is right! It has the answers of all the questions in life! Now go and discuss about wether it’s accurate or not while the ”artist” himself is laughing his ass off!
Listen. I love all of this, it makes me chuckle. It also does not hinder the rising urge to stab each and every one of you in the face with a compass.
This graph was made by the gaming industry to make women go out and buy their boyfriends more video games. So while all you video geeks and self-styled math whizzes are busy debating the math and the merits of this obvious marketing ploy, I’m the guy who’s sneaking into your house and nailing your women to the mattress. Thanks, she was fantastic!
because we couldn’t possibly be lying right next to her could we?
everyone, meet exhibit A
exhibit A further demonstrates the graph
Oh, and by the way, you’re out of toilet paper in your bathroom. I went in there and took a huge dump after givimg your old lady a “Dirty Sanchez” and had to use your toothbrush to clean my ass. Sorry about that.
I love how you guys argued about this graph compared to it to the chance of you cheating on your wife. Then some of you bust out your math skills and figure out equations to prove your right. That alone should and will tell you won’t cheat on your wife because any girl listening to that will just be completely attracted to you.
chicks dig my math skills
most of the arguments on here dont involve any logic, a fundamental facet of math.
here’s my logical argument:
there are a number of functions that can represent the crude graph shown, all of which can include non-quantitized amounts of video games
video games are not quantitized as there are demos, samples, and various other types of “video games” (cell phone games, online games, hand-held games, etc.)
therefore, the above arguments are all correct, unless they go against either of the two above proven statements.
the above arguments are basically the classic pi vs. (-1)^0.5
You guys crack me up. It’s a simple little joke and you waste your time trying your best to show off your math skills that no one cares about while I’m still visiting your old lady every chance I get. Taking care of that awesome poon while you play video games, correct spelling and debate the correct formulas to use in dissecting what is after all only intended as a joke.
Could you please buy some better beer and have it in your fridge for my next visit? That cheap stuff you’ve got now makes me gassy.
Be sure and let her know when your next video game/sci fi convention is scheduled for so that she can call me over again to pound that sweet ass. Thanks, Buddy.
Sorry again for using your toothbrush to clean my ass and balls but I did thoroughly rinse it off when I was done. In the toilet.
Hi T,
I agree with you. I am a woman who likes to play video games as much as the next person but I keep finding myself dating these losers that don’t want to do anything but WoW or scifi convention crap.
You can come over my place any time and “nail me to the mattress”.
I have Budweiser beer.
Seriously though, you sound like a man that knows his way around the bedroom.
I’m not interested in math geeks or video addicts. I want a man who wants to spend hours exploring the different levels of my body not some virtual reality game with 47 levels that finally bring you to the princess.
Storm MY freaking castle!
My ex boyfriends were all wastes of my time. The only math equation I’m interestd in is U+ME=O If O=orgasm.
S,A,F. 30 5′5 125LBS I WANT YOU BAD, T!
Oh boy, did “T” just try to e-burn some nerds with frat boy quotes?
The “I’m not a nerd” nerds are always my favorite. Well done T. You ‘rinsed’ them good.. next time tell them you had intercourse with their mother, they’ll go crazy!
xxx
omg over complicating a graph…F ur quadriatic formulas and your demos. As the amount of games you have goes up, the likelihood you’ll cheat goes down. Now was that hard to figure out.
It only goes to 9? >.>
I’m afraid this data is incomplete. There are outliers that need to be considered, for instance, I own more games, because the girls I cheat on my girl with all buy me games for my birthday.
what is a change of cheating
OMG! Soooo true!
Correlation does not imply causation.
/thread.
The fact that everyone is arguing about the math only makes thsi page funnier.
If one of those video games is WoW, then the 0% chance of cheating is only caused by him not wanting sex with anyone. at all.
obviously, you never met my ex…
SPIDER: “Don’t get me wrong, I will do a skinny chick too but those fat girls have a special place in my bed.”
you mean that special place is ALL of the bed
and skinny girls are crap also
a girl that hot is a healthy girl PERIOD
back on topic:
of course, there are games that “everyone” has, like Pro evolution Soccer (Winning Eleven), FIFA, GTA or those exclusives for consoles (Resistance and Halo 3)
and there are games like WoW, when played in a “harcore” way, clearly count as 3 games (but many games can be played in a “harcore” way LOL has anyone played 100% GTA IV?)
obviously a photoshop
yeah def. shopped.
If this were true then the only girls cheated on would be in Africa…ohh so that’s why that’s where aids came from.
Ah, too true. This is why I date nerds. Plus they get my python references.
p.s. a highly practiced joystick + trigger finger = USEFUL
XD Thats the truth. AMEN Hana
two hundred FIRST!
haha well no girl of mine needs to worry at all, clearly
I call fail on this graph. My friend owns like 150 games and he cheated on his fiance.
Fail, I have 19 games and have cheated on my girlfriend several times. HA!
I bet they’re all sports games.
This is totally ’shopped.
You can tell by the shadows and pixels.
i have tons of video games and no girlfriend to cheat on! the chart works!
i have tons of video games and have never cheated on my girlfriend. she has no video games and has cheated on me once. chart win?
Crap… According to this graph, I’m going to cheat on my wife… I guess I should go and buy some games…
Most likely they’ll break up the she slaps him on the face every single morning instead of a kiss.
I also would like to bring up the fact that there is a similar correlation with number of seasons of star trek/serenity/dr. who watched, from my observations.
I wish to give this graph negative votes, partly because I own almost as many video games as my (faithful) husband.
first of all… if you have read every single comment so far and have come to this one… go outside… get a friend or too and you computer doesn’t count as a friend…
second… the number can reach a negative but will not proceed to -600%… who cares? the guy was joking when he said it…
BTW… damn i guess i might be cheating on my girlfriend and i dont even know it… 2 games xD
P.S. the 100% mark is at 0 games and about 90% is at 1/2 a game ? i wish i had 1/2 of a game…
Omg, you people are giving me a freakin head ache DX it was meant as a freakin joke, so just sit back, laugh your asses off at it and please, GET ON WITH YOUR LIVES! geez! >_<
yes that may be true but it’s still seriously funny as hell reading the comments the joke becomes so much funnier when you do lol and as far as i know this graph is true and wow does count as at least 9 games if you dont have alts lol
…run on sentences make me tired…
clearly shopped
only offensive jokes are funny.
“guy walks into a bar, ouch.”
not funny
but if i tell you it was a gay bar than you may be offended(and then its funny)
My boyfriend will be excited to hear about the fact that I won’t cheat on him.
And he will negative cheat on me. HE GAVE THE VIRGINITY BACK TO ALL THOSE GIRLS WHAT A GENTLEMAN.
um i dont think this is possible but i hav a -1000 or more chance of ever breaking up with someone
best. thread. ever.
thank you all.
Guys with video games can be extremely hot, and certainly are capable of cheating.
BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT.
So many silly arguments. Jesus. I laughed when I saw this — it’s FUNNY! =D It’s a JOKE. Like, “haha, root for the underdog!” cuz sometimes we want to have faith in the people who stereotypically need it the most.
i have over 80 games and i cheat on all of em.
Chances of pedobear making into this thread. 100% !
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look its the same graph for your chances of getting a girlfriend
everyone shut the hell up, its a damn joke, if ur brain cant handle that fact then get off the damn internet
You are very bitter about this.
change of cheating? Wording FAIL
i r troll, i r say important graph math, i r smrt (yes it’s spelld rong)
well it’s definitely been shopped “i can tell by the pixels”
im gay
I own over 200 video games so… I’m not exactly sure what that means for me… BTW, I’m not one of those stereotypical fat gamers who still live in their parents’ basement and survive on chips, soda. I may not be cool, but just because I have way more video games than the average person should, that doesn’t… and now I’ve decided to stop mid sentence because it really doesn’t matter what I tell you does it? I just don’t like to give people the wrong impression of me, even if they don’t know me… whatever. You get the point right? I have like a million games, but I’m not like the average other people who do… Maybe the graph starts to curve up afterward? After all many celebrities play video games and can afford hundreds…?
haha, last comment Bitches!
Think again!!
Love this graph. I was just saying this to my girlfriend the other day…about how my fiance is way too busy playing mmorpgs to even think about cheating on me…unless he finds some weird in-game girlfriend..that would just be pathetic on his part though.