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    • skateboarder says:

      i find this funny seeing how my favorite bands are the sex pistols, uk subs, the clash, the dead kennedys, social deeeeee, and the misfits

    • flieroflight says:

      hands up all those people who would rather eat their own (insert part of anatomy here_________) than listen to/watch hannah montana, jonas brothers, hsm, etc. /\/\/\/\
      |\| | | | |
      \ /
      | |

      • mary G says:

        I would rather eat my own legs <–(random choice)than listen to/watch hannah montana, jonas bros, hsm, etc, blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

    • Andrea says:

      You fail at life, you fail at the Internet and most of all, you fail at being yourself.

      kthxbai ♥

  1. Angry Face says:

    You mean first to fail.

  2. Snickers says:

    I think preteen/tween is more like it.

    • anonymous says:

      As an older teen/young adult *laughs* (20), I second this.

    • Robin says:

      Yeah, its not really teen. My teenage daughter listens to music from my generation, not the pop-y stuff. However, the children she babysits do listen to ^ that kind of music.

      • ceibell says:

        um, ‘scuse, but I happen to be a preteen, and I think the Jonas Brothers suck ASS. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana is fine, and I’m trying to erase High School Musical from my entire memory. I, even though I’m only ELEVEN I like
        Aerosmith, Linkin Park, Coldplay, David bowie, AC/DC, and especially
        Tokio Hotel!!! But my point is, just because a lot of the preteens that people see are dumbass airheads, does NOT mean all of us are. We can act mature too!
        LOOK! No spelling mistakes!!!!!!!

        • Tessa says:

          You and I both listen to crappy music.

          • ceibell says:

            and that meant…?
            quick question, Tessa,
            Are you a blond? cuz you sure seem like it.

            • singerland says:

              ironic isn’t it, stating that comments above stereotype your generation and the music you listen to, yet you are using the stereotype that all blondes are dumb. fighting with people on the internet, your immaturity is showing

              • ceibell says:

                ahm…
                MY NAME IS CHARLIE HORSE, AND I AM A PERVERTED DOLPHIN.
                errr…



                *dumps ranch dressing down shirt*
                *runs*

                • Brookie says:

                  I’m blonde :’(

                  my feelings are just SO hurt!

                  For real though, this is ridiculous. Everyone likes different music and the graph was funny so why try to ‘prove’ yourself by saying you listen to such better music. Honestly, which music is best is just an opinion, so insulting every other type probably will not make your case. Just make you look close minded and way too easily offended.

                  • Samii says:

                    Yeah I agree with you. You guys are looking like such immature
                    babies over nothing. It was meant as a joke. I’m a teenage girl,too,
                    and I mostly listen to metal/screamo. Ahaha but do I feel the need
                    to prove that ? No. If someone likes the JB, Miley Cyrus and all that
                    other crap, then that’s fine. It’s what they like.

                    Get over it.
                    Lol ps. I’m blond ! o:

        • Rhyz says:

          Well said, Lol. Yeah I’m 14 and I do NOT listen to the Jonas brothers (possibly because I’m a guy) or HSM lol.
          Miley Cyrus, Meh, because I used to watch Hannah Montana.
          (Also shes hot ;P)
          As ceibel said, Just because SOME people listen to that crap, doesnt mean all of us do -_-
          And I like Coldplay as well :)

          and btw, my iPod is broken. Just for the record.

          Rhyz

        • Mary says:

          Tokio Hotel? OMFG, that’s even worse than the Jonas Brothers. Srsly.

          • ceibell says:

            *gaspitty-gasp*
            you…
            YOU TAKE THAT BACK, OR I’LL…I’LL…
            *puppy dog look*
            *sees puppy look has no effect whatsoever*

            *cries quietly in corner*

            *hums random TH song*

            erm… how ezzactilly iz dey wors den da jonas brudders? i meenz, dey no fakeyz lik jonas brudderz! dey purfurm live nd dont suk arse!
            Bill kaulitz: Mary, why do you not like us?
            ceibell: *pats bill on shoulder* it’s okay bill. It’s okay.
            bill:*sniffle*
            ceibell:see? u made billy cry. :(

            • Rebooka says:

              Tokio Hotel = Talentless cross-dressers.

              • Hannah says:

                If haters make people more famous, then that MUST be why these bands are ‘popular’, right? Try a better point next time…

              • Maria says:

                Hmmm, sounds good. Think I shall check them out xD

              • VivaLaVida says:

                so I googled this band cause I’d never heard of it…and yeah, that guy Bill Kaulitz looks like a girl. I could’ve sworn it was, until I saw his name was bill…and even then, I kind of thought it was a typo. sorry ceibell. i dunno if their music is good, though. i’ll have to get back to you on that.

        • the_strange_cat says:

          Yay David Bowie! But Samii and Brooke are right…music is a matter of opinion. The graph doesn’t apply to all teenage girls, but it does apply to many.

    • gracer says:

      lol seriouly man im 13 and theres like only 4 people in my whoile school that dont listen to this crap, me included

      • mary G says:

        same here, and (sadly), my school is predominantly made of boys (ahem ahem, luke hutcherson!). And yes, brookie, this is my opinion: -ahem- JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!!!!

  3. Zedo Mann says:

    Epic win!

  4. dirt says:

    Wow, doesn’t this make a kindof sad sexist assumption that most teenage girls have no taste in music? When I was a teenager, I listened to some pretty good music and wouldn’t have been caught dead with this stuff on my ipod (had I owned one at the time). Even my 14 year old little sister in law has much better taste than this.

  5. Miley is a slut!!! says:

    ok teens don’t like that crap its pre-teens that do and if you think otherwise you have serious problems, no self-respecting teen would listen to that crap, teens think that the Jonas Brothers are Fing gay, and Miley is the biggest slut in the world and Highschool Musical is just retarded, i know this for fact because im a teenager!!!!

    • Old Maid says:

      You know “for a fact” that ALL teenagers feel exactly the way you do? Please think twice before making such sweeping generalizations and accusing a young woman you don’t even know on a personal level of being promiscuous.

      • Tessa says:

        So you think that taking nude pics of yourself is not slutty???

        • JeezoPete says:

          Tessa Listens to crappy Music!

        • Old Maid says:

          Taking nude pictures does not make a woman a slut any more than painting a rainbow makes someone gay. NO I do not think taking nude pictures is slutty in the least. I believe it’s highly inappropriate for a young woman (under legal age of consent) to be taking in even suggestive nude pictures, but the fact that naked pictures of her *may or may not* exist, does not mean she’s running around screwing everything that breathes.

          Really Tessa, when you’re an actual mature adult, and understand these things a little better, I only hope you can look back on your ridiculous behavior today and laugh.

          • jessemoya says:

            “Really Tessa, when you’re an actual mature adult, and understand these things a little better, I only hope you can look back on your ridiculous behavior today and laugh.”

            I was thinking the same thing, but then I realized that some people never actually mature into grownups, so it’s not really a given that she’ll reach a point where she can understand what she’s saying right now.

            But I suppose there’s hope for everyone.

        • Chrissie says:

          God, she didn’t even do that!
          Look, I hate Miley and I have to stick up for her because of people like you.

          Those pictures weren’t even meant for the entire world to see.
          I’m sure you’ve taken your fare share of ‘slutty’ pictures.

          Besides, taking a naked picture does not make you slutty, and for everyone’s information, she took that picture for ART.
          It may not be the art YOU like, or even the art I like.

          Finally, if you still hold up with your opinion that taking a naked picture = slut..
          Go look in an art museum. Tell me how many ‘sluts’ famous artists have painted.

    • ChannieChannie says:

      hee hee… I like you, person. You make me laugh. So, do you hate HSM and Twilight, too? That’d be awesome. *high fives*

    • C'est Moi says:

      I’m a teenager as well (I’m 19, so just barely). However, I have enough common sense to not be offended by things like this. Granted, I do not care much for how people tend to assume that teens have poor taste in music, but each to their own.

      In all honesty, it’s people like you that give teens a bad name. Youth does not necessarily imply ignorance (or stupidity, as is the case with many people), but people tend to assume it does. Hence my tendencies to use proper grammar, spelling, etc.

      Learn to have an open mind or go back to the sandbox.

      kthxbai.

    • Kit says:

      Wait a second. Did you just say ALL pre-teens? That seems a little hypocritical, doesn’t it?

      You also used my two least-favorite-words-when-used-as-derogatory-terms!
      (Gay and Retarded)

      Congrats! You’re a stereotypical teenager!

      • Tessa says:

        WHY IS EVERYONE BEING MEAN TO ME JUST CUS I SAID THE TRUTH!!!???

        • C'est Moi says:

          Mayhaps because it wasn’t the truth?
          Just a thought.

          • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

            This one is wondering if mayhaps all of these “Tessa”s are the same Tessa?;
            It would seem a funny joke, to some, to sign their name “Tessa” and post a totally asinine comment. Justathought. Also, pardon my grammatical quirks, I am going on 48 hours without sleep and it’s making me loopy. Also it’s fun!

    • Rina says:

      I know some girls that are older than teenagers that are overly infatuated with High School Musical and have seen said movies more times than I have seen Return of the Jedi since if first came out. I think though it’s more because they have a crush on one of the guys than the music… but I unno

    • Gatta Forte says:

      Over-generalizations like that are truly irksome. I know a few teenage girls who, at the age of 17, were truly going mad with glee over the fact that they had concert tickets to see the Jonas Brothers and listened to Miley Cyrus (who I seriously do not like, but that does not mean that everyone shares the same opinion… Sad but true. Just because a majority of teenagers does not like that music does not mean that some teenagers do like, even love this music. All music tastes aside, I’d say that they were still self-respecting. Why do I know this? I am a rational teenager who actually understands that a majority of people does not equal everybody.

      And for the record, though pre-teens are more likely to be swept up in the hype of things, not all of them like “that crap” either.

      This is going to sound mean, and for that I am sorry, but please come back when you both learn to use proper spelling and grammar and can properly argue a point. Baseless and generalized accusations do not make points, logic makes points.

  6. mippkatt says:

    Bleh. I have REAL music. Toadies, CAKE, Evanescence, Let’s Active, Santana, The Presidents of the United States of America, Soundgarden…

    • satchfan15 says:

      “REAL” music?? Give me a break. Santana is good, but that other stuff? Pff. Joe Satriani, Journey, Van Halen, Queen, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin. Now that’s real music.

      • Frokost says:

        I agree with satchfan15, while adding The Who and Pink Floyd to his already awesome list.

        • Channie says:

          Eh, I’m more of a symphonic metal person. Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Within Temptation, but I do like the classics, like Styx and the B52s. Anyone heard of the moody blues version of war of the worlds? Nice one there.

          • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

            We like TYR. Also, who’s to say what constitutes the essence of Music. What does it mean to live a Good life? I’m sure if you can answer one Truly, you can answer both, but I doubt anyone here can answer either Truly, and some can’t answer at all. I challenge you, GraphJam!

        • Clara says:

          Plus the Beatles, Metallica… etc

      • Dudeman says:

        it’s all music, just not music you enjoy

      • mippkatt says:

        Have you ever listened to the Toadies? Their music’s pretty awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Cf5OusjrQ
        I do listen to Queen, and Nirvana. I listen to local bands more than anything else.

      • aggefitz says:

        I saw ACDC a few days ago, best concert ever (I’m 18)

      • Not Me says:

        Hmm. And then theres Mozart, Haydn, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky and all those losers. :)

      • D'oh says:

        Don’t forget Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Sonny Rollins, etc etc ;) (also coming from a teen, well I call 18 year olds post-teens but not adults)

      • Rina says:

        You wanted the best we’ll you’ve got them… the hottest band in the world… KISS

        no seriously why no love of the Oz Man? Eagles, The Who, maybe a little Scorpions if you’re feeling it

        • mary G says:

          The WHO?! WTF they SUCK! they did the half-time show at the superbowl. ok, so I’m sorry for blowing up like that, but they totally picked the wrong songs for the superbowl if they had better songs and they didn’t play them. By golly, you couldn’t understand waht they were saying most of the time, and even when you did, for I know they could’ve been saying ‘ I like cheese’ in german. (haha reverting back to different graph from too long ago.)

      • Czaar says:

        Are you trying to say that Soundgarden is not real music? Chris Cornell has the greatest voice in rock. I could argue for days about that. Not saying I have the same taste in music, I think that Evanescence is completely gay for lack of a better term. But saying that Soundgarden is not real music, ehhh I had to comment.

    • Ryan says:

      Yea! Toad, Cake, and Evanescence. Now this would have been the point at which to take the conversation in a new, healthy and enlightening direction. Thanks for enjoying some amazing artists mippkatt!

      I’m just going to go off here for a second and say that I discovered Karl Popper the other day and that was pretty cool. I really enjoy Kant though.

    • Candystripe Legs says:

      Evanescence? Can’t judge because I liked them in high school, but check out Lacuna Coil, when you hear them its like “This is like Evanescence…..only……whats that? Talent?”

  7. jimz says:

    definitely precise for a preteen. a real teen has stuff like “in love with a stripper” and “shake that laffy taffy” and “bend ova” and “Freaky Gurl” and “Smack that” and other 18 year old slut anthems.

    • Ummm says:

      ok thats not true im a teen and i listen to good music not “slut anthems” i listen to Evanescence and paramore

      • Thank you! says:

        Good grief YES!!
        Paramore, plain white T’s, et cetera.
        I wouldn’t be caught DEAD listening to Hannah Montana

        • Haha says:

          I know right, im sooo offended that people would say that teen girls listen to lame music like that!!! i wouldn’t be caught dead or alive listening to Miley Cyrus or The Jonas Brothers or High School Musical!!! this Pie chart really pissed me off. i would reather die than have any of that music on my I-pod

          • Heather says:

            Maybe YOU don’t like it, but there are plenty of morons who do. This pie chart isn’t aimed at you. There’s no reason to take offense.

            • Tessa says:

              Well to late i already took offence, how would you feel if you were acused of likeing the singers you really hate???

              • Heather says:

                Hey. I’m a teenager. I’m not taking offense. This chart is poking fun at people with bad music taste. No one is accusing you personally of liking these things.

                • Tessa says:

                  well sorry i don’t want people to think that i listen to crappy music

                  • C'est Moi says:

                    There are so many things wrong with what you say that I don’t even know where to begin. Taisez-vous Tessa, s’il vous plait.

                    • Not Me says:

                      Pourquoi telle politesse, CM? :) Je ne crois pas qu’elle mérite d’être vouvoyée…

                      • Certainement pas says:

                        On ne vouvoie pas les mineurs!

                      • C'est Moi says:

                        Ah oui, c’est vrai. Mais vouvoyer in a situation such as that implies distance betqeen the speakers. My intent was to sound a bit uppity ;)

                        Wow, that was a nice transition from French to English. I didn’t even notice that I did that.

                        • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

                          C’est Moi I like your style! Now I wish I had payed more
                          attention to my french speaking friends…
                          I doubt you’ll answer to this, but if you want to chat ever,
                          my AIM screen name
                          (the one I’m posting here anyway) is ColonelGraphs.

                        • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

                          Guh its too late, my grammar has fallen down
                          several flights of stairs, and I just created a throwaway
                          AIM moniker so I could find some decent conversation.
                          Seems kinda backwards in hindsight.

                        • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

                          Actually anyone who wants to talk this late can find me at ColonelGraphs on AIM. Not that anything was stopping you before.

              • JeezoPete says:

                No really Tessa listens to crappy Music!!

                • wickedwitch says:

                  XDDD

                • Tessa says:

                  It depends on what you call crappy Music, my definition is Miley Cyrus Jonas Brothers and HSM, and i don’t listen to that crap, so no, i do not listen to crappy music.

                  • Channie says:

                    Well, what DO you listen to? Country? Rap? RICK ASTLEY?!?!

                    But ‘sirously’ folks, that guy pwned at Macy’s thanksgiving day parade. But I had to explain it to pretty much my whole family… THAT was fun…

        • jenna says:

          yes! i love those and i would never be caught dead listening to hannah montana or
          the others

  8. Snickers says:

    Ah, generalizations…

  9. Ur retarded says:

    Come on that is not true, im a teen and wouldn’t be caught DEAD or alive listening to that crap. u really offended me :( only elementry school babys like that crappy music, if you can call it music!!! i think that the Jonas Brothers are gay and probaby spend time doing eachother. and miley is a slut/skank/whore with a crappy voice!!! and Highschool Musical is just plain creepy!!!

    • Old Maid says:

      Wow… when did it become cool for some teenagers to accuse people they don’t like of being gay, incestuous, sluts, or all three? Why are you so jaded at such a young age that you would say such things, even in jest?

      I hope as you mature you’ll see the error of your statements, that are in my mind, far more offensive than any generalizations regarding a teen’s choice in music.

  10. LUKZ says:

    …what? xD My sister’s 8 and she listens to hardcore music like 3DG. :) MC/HSM/JB just suck D:

  11. Rybe says:

    I believe you’re mixing up “teenage girls” and “preteen girls” I haven’t seen anyone who liked high school musical who was over 10 years old. The elementary school kids are all over that one.

    • LHLD says:

      many gay college-age males enjoy HSM. mostly just zac efron, but the point still stands.

    • LHLD says:

      what are teen girls doing with i-pods, anyway? shouldn’t they be in school and busy drooling over the latest leo or depp or brad pitt or [insert current popular sexy-ish male here]? and staring at the mags that encourage them to waste $400 on a pair of ripped up jeans? sheesh. what happened to getting knocked up in high school? silly disney, ruining all our stereotypes…

      (ha, ha, ha?)

    • C'est Moi says:

      While it is usually preteen girls that like HSM, I’ve met quite a few people at my university that enjoy the movie. Still haven’t figured out why.

  12. ...... says:

    Jeez. Stop taking everything so seriously, people. It’s a friggin’ joke. Or do you watch sitcoms and nitpick their jokes, too?

    • Ummm says:

      well its not a funny joke!!! its offending to teenagers!!!!

      • Old Maid says:

        But it’s okay and not offensive at all to call the performers you’re being accused of listening to ‘gay’ and ‘sluts’?

        • Yeah says:

          Well i’ll admit the Jonas Brothers MIGHT not be gay but it is a total fact that Miley is a slut i mean c’mon, you have herd of those pics she took of herself, its tottaly slutty!!!

          • Old Maid says:

            It’s a fact? Based on what? Have you seen her sleeping around with your own two eyes? and yes, I have HEARD (there’s an ‘a’ in there, dear) of those pictures Miley may have taken, and as I said earlier, inappropriate or not, they do not automatically make her a ‘slut.’ You have a right to your opinion that the pictures that may or may not exist are totally slutty (two l’s, only one t)… but they don;t make her a an actual slut. You know nothing about the girl. How would you feel if someone called you slut based only on one rumor they heard about you?

            • Certainement pas says:

              Old Maid is to this thread what Ms.Norbury is to Mean Girls:
              “you all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it ok for guys to call you sluts and whores. “

              • Old Maid says:

                That was the point I was trying to get at. :-) They’ll figure it out soon enough. I wasn’t that unlike then when I was a teenager. When I matured, I realized what a terrible person behaving like this made me. Unfortunately, the only thing that will help these kids chance this behavior is time.

                • Old Maid says:

                  unlike them*

                  change this behavior*

                  Must learn to type.

                  • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

                    I believe in teaching children to develop a strong sense of honor,
                    beginning in high school. Note that I don’t mean to say that I want
                    to dictate the laws of that honor system, but that I think each person
                    would better themselves by asking, “Who am I? What kind of behavior
                    do I condone? Where is the line I will not cross?”
                    By codifying these things we learn to better understand ourselves,
                    and we learn to interact with each other more compassionately.
                    I have very fond memories of the high school professor who first
                    put these questions to me.

                    Also, Old Maid, you have made my list of truly worthwhile human beings.
                    Take that for what you will…

            • Tessa says:

              I wouldn’t care because im not superficial and i don’t care what people think of me, so no i would not care if someone called me a slut because i know its just a lame rumor.

              • Waka Waka says:

                Obviously you do care what other people think of you, or you wouldn’t be so insistent that you DON’T.

                Funny how that works sometimes, huh?

              • Embers says:

                Are you serious? You’ve been ranting and making a fool of
                yourself this entire time because you’re afraid people will
                think you listen to crappy music. You most certainly DO care
                a great deal what people think of you.

                ‘Sirously’, lighten up. If this is your biggest problem at the
                moment, you should consider yourself lucky.

        • Dudeman says:

          Old Maid is my new hero

        • Rybe says:

          you see, that’s just accurate, so, it’s not really that funny. Just statement of fact :P

      • Gatta Forte says:

        I am a teenager and I am not offended… next time, might I recommend not using a justification that can be lampooned so quickly?

  13. Beldar the Phantom Captioner says:

    Shouldn’t that have been a Venn Diagram?

  14. dirt says:

    Hah. I think there is nothing wrong with “nitpicking” a joke that isn’t funny. Granted, when it comes to lame sitcom, I just don’t watch them. Perhaps the same technique should be applied here.

  15. Dexter says:

    the title makes the post so predictable XD

    nice one….5 charts ;)

  16. cyj70 says:

    Okay, I’m a 17 year old girl and I find this hilarious, not offensive because I could give you names of kids in my high school who are still obsessed with all 3 of those. I just sit back and laugh at them. Personally, I prefer classic rock. This crap nowadays..it’s not real rock, or good music in any way.

    You guys need to chill out, it’s just a chart on graphjam.

  17. Haha says:

    that is so lame, teens don’t listen to that lame “music” im gonna make a Pie chart and its gonna be titled “what teens really have on thier I-pod”

    • C'est Moi says:

      Before you do so, please learn to spell and capitalize properly.

      • Tessa says:

        omg what kind of world is this where a person can get harassed for a few spelling mistakes, and speaking their mind!? seriously you guys, you don’t have to Freak-out at someone ’cause they speak their mind, you should all be ashamed of yourselves!!!

        • C'est Moi says:

          I’m more ashamed of you, actually. How old are you?

        • Old Maid says:

          It’s not that you’re speaking your mind, Tessa. It’s the fact that you’ve become SO offended and SO angry over something SO silly. You need to step back from this. How many moments of your life have you already allowed this mis-placed anger to consume? Please consider that.The only person who should be ashamed here is you, sweetheart. You are so worked up over something so small. It’s not healthy, and I’m actually starting to worry about what is going on in your life that you’re lashing out so badly at a bunch of strangers on the internet. Please, whatever is troubling you, talk to someone who can help.

          • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

            Are you sure you’re an old maid? Because I’m beginning to get psychiatrist vibes… I don’t believe this, but it would be hilarious if you turned out to be a young male psychoanalyst under the guise of an “Old Maid” in order to avoid rampant forum flames and more easily appear sympathetic whilst getting closer to us, your study’s subjects. Ok that was long winded… Mmmm ellipses.

        • PT says:

          It’s called, “credibility”, hun.

  18. Old Maid says:

    I… really hope you’re being sarcastic.

    Also, whether you were being sarcastic or not, I am highly offended that even in jest, you would accuse anyone of being mentally deficient over their choice in music. Perhaps you should get off your high horse and examine your standard of ‘retardation’ a little more closely. There’s no need to get so offended as to become offensive yourself over a humor graph regarding choices in music, of all things.

    If this *was* a genuine post, displaying your genuine feelings being expressed in a genuine fashion, then I weep for the people that must interact with you on a daily basis and I hope you develop pertinent social skills as you mature.

    • Heather says:

      Pwned. Way to shut her up. :D I agree with you fully, Old Maid.

    • Tessa says:

      well the Pie Chart really pissed me off, i HATE all of those lousy singers and i would rather die then listen to any of that music!!!

      • ChannieChannie says:

        Yeah, I’m 18, and I won’t be caught dead with those monsters on my mp3 player. But I listen to symphonic metal, and that’s not all that common. I think that graph’s hilarious, though.
        But Tessa, although I’m in your camp, I think you’d help your case a bit more if you had decided to not mash the caps lock and misspell every other word… And you’re really taking this thing WAY too “sirously”. Go read Twilight or something.

    • Tessa says:

      i only said it because i was sirously pissed off i mean how would u feel if you were acused of listening to the singers you really hate???

      • Dudeman says:

        not very offended to be honest

      • Heather says:

        If i didn’t listen to that kind of music then it wouldn’t relate directly to me and I wouldn’t be offended. Now if it was dissing on music that I DID like that would be upsetting. You should agree with this chart. It’s making fun of dumb people who you also think are dumb. Just look at it that way.

        • Tessa says:

          yeah but its saying that i listen to lame music!!!

          • -.- says:

            The scandal!

          • Crunchy says:

            get a hold of yourself, little miss freaker-outer
            note: it says A teenage girl— that’s one, singular-
            so, like, ‘m sure there is a one, specific teenage girl out there for whom this is true.
            clearly it is not Tessa, but it doesn’t say your name, or “every teenage girl” or what have you.

            • Not Me says:

              Yeah, way to go in confirming that stereotype of the self-obsessed, overly image-conscious, hyperdramatic teenager.
              .
              You should maybe step away from the computer for a week or so, unplug from the ear buds, and go volunteer at a homeless shelter. Then you’ll meet folks with some real problems.

              • Heather says:

                I agree with you wholeheartedly. That’s almost exactly what I’ve been thinking this whole time. And I agree with the solution to her problem. Realizing that people have much worse problems than NOT being accused of listening to bad music is something that she needs to get through her melodramatic head sooner or later.

          • YouSmellyMucho says:

            This is an epic win for the people who like to annoy you.

            also, I listen to everyone from John Mayer to the Sex Pistols. I am not offended. In fact, I laughed with glee.

            I did not take it sireiously, and am not the friggen annyoed. i dont luv hannah montana but i luv the jobros so friggen much. oh my gawd.

            /sarcasm

          • Chrissie says:

            I would like to take a moment here to point out that not everyone thinks this music is lame.
            I know a LOT of people who really enjoy this music.
            I am not one of them but.. here’s the point.
            While you may be offended by this graph, you are offending other people bashing it.
            How would you like it if I said that your favorite band was crap, and that anyone who listened to it was lame?

            Chill out. Get over it.
            It’s all in good fun.

      • You-Fail-At-Life says:

        Congratulations, you have been awarded the Humor Award. These awards are giving when something is not to be found, in this case human.

        Boobs or STFU.

      • Smart Teen says:

        As a teenager who agrees with your sentiment, please take the time to learn to express yourself in a more mature manner. It’s posts like your first one that give teenagers a bad name.

        And please, it’s spelled “seriously.”

      • Rina says:

        As a twenty-three year old who owns the only 8-Track Recorder in the county. And someone who owns their own house free and clear, bought and paid with cash. I am often the victim of stereotypes of listening to urban music and wanting to do nothing more than get far to drunk every night and do many less than sane choices.
        While my party exploits are nothing less than legendary they involve a wizard, an elf and a cleric (that’s Dungeons and Dragons humor there for those of you who missed it).
        I used to work two jobs and would often be very tired at either of them, most people would smugly tell me I should not have been out partying all night then, just because people are wrong, ignorant pricks who have no clue about how some people live their lives does not give you the right to fly off the handle about it to them, or to be verbally abusive whether it really is verbal or in writing. You know the truth and usually there is not a whole lot you can do to change their opinions and screaming about it is defiantly not going to do it less you seem like someone who doth protest to much

      • the eye of the beholder, you guys says:

        Who was accusing -you-, personally?

    • matt says:

      win…

      of epic preportions

  19. numanuma56 says:

    teens do not listen to hannah montana. at my archery class at church camp, we’d pin pictures of her onto the targets and see who could hit the jugular vein first.

    • Yeah says:

      lol thats awesome :) miley tottaly sucks

    • Jeaniy says:

      So, when you ask, “What would Jesus do?” the answer is “Shoot Miley Cyrus in the jugular”?

      • Tessa says:

        ok im not Christan and i would never ask a question like that because i don’t care what he thinks of me (if he was ever real, no offence but there is not proof that he was real) and i would NEVER shoot anyone, i just want them to stop singing

        • froofrou says:

          Hmmmm. There are mountains of historical evidence that Jesus was a real person. Even atheists and agnostics know He walked the earth. Whether you believe that He is God is something separate from Him being on the earth.
          -
          I sense much failure with this one.

        • C'est Moi says:

          But earlier I believe you said they should all go die. Does that mean you want them to die, you just won’t shoot them yourself?

          • Tessa says:

            no, that was just me being angry

            • Rina says:

              Man I wish when I was a kid I could get away with everything with simply saying “I was just being angry”… man when I grew up kids were held accountable for thier actions and had to … I dunno… like apologize when they screwed up and usually get grounded for a couple days… now you can beat the crap out of your classmates throw it up on YouTube and call it all a joke… life’s just not fair

      • Rina says:

        No, Jesus would be able to smack her in the head and give her talent, these poor kids have to do the next best thing and put her out of our misery

  20. Heather says:

    I totally agree with this. And everyone who’s saying it’s just preteens who listen to this crap doesn’t know what’s up. My little sister is a senior in highschool and she LOVES all of those bands. I had people in my graduating class who listened to it. It isn’t just preteens, it’s people with crappy music tastes. I must say, this graph is one of my favorites. :)

    • Yeah says:

      yeah but its wrong saying “Contents of a teenage girls I-pod” it should be called “contents of a lame persons I-pod” or something like that

      • Heather says:

        Yes it should. But this is how it is so you’ve got to give it a little leeway. It’s a JOKE.

        • Tessa says:

          well its not a funny joke its offencive

          • JeezoPete says:

            Tessa listens to really crappy music and she can not spell!

            • Tessa says:

              SHUT UP AND STOP SAYING I CAN’T SPELL, IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED “OLD MAID” MADE SOME SPELLING MISTAKES!!! BUT YOUR NOT HARASSING HER

              • Roy says:

                The reason we’re not arguing with her for her mistakes is because you make ten times the mistakes.

                Constant misspelling = immature
                Solution = spell check
                ALL CAPS = immature
                Solution = steer clear of the Caps Lock Button. Avoid the urge no matter how angry you are.
                Making a huge freaking deal over the littlest things = immature/cry for attention
                Solution = just ignore it.

                Really. We’re not arguing with you because of grammar, we’re making fun of you because you fail to realize that we were talking about some/most teenage girls, not every single existing teenage girl. We completely understand that there are some teenage girls that don’t like it and that you happen to be one of those girls. I’m not going to insult you because I usually don’t stoop to that level and I’m pretty good at keeping a cool head. I think most of you guys should just drop it now or Tessa will just keep arguing, and none of you would get what you want.

                • Roy says:

                  Oops, ignore the “not” in the first sentence. See, Tessa? Nobody has perfect grammar. Everyone else just can’t accept it.

                  altoh speekin leik dis si BWEYON D immatuer!!!!!!

              • Roy says:

                And one more thing: cut out the exclamation points. Annoying and immature.

            • the eye of the beholder, you guys says:

              AHAHAHAHAHA EVERY TIME

          • Clementine says:

            Tessa. When a young lady becomes offended as you have been by a non-specific joke it belies deep-seeded emotional issues.

            You are very defensive…
            hon… You like Hannah Montana don’t you…

          • PT says:

            It’s only offensive because you have no sense of humor.
            This graph isn’t aimed at you, specifically.

  21. Kaye Blaise says:

    I’m a teenage girl. I don’t own an IPod I’m not offended by this because it’s just so true!!!! I laughed my head off reading this. Down with Disney! Death Death

    • Tessa says:

      Yeah Disney stars should die, miley is only famous because her dad was, and i noticed that disney stars take a likeing of taking nude pics of themselfs lol

      • JeezoPete says:

        Tessa Listens to crappy Disney music

      • Old Maid says:

        Oh, and now you’re saying they should DIE? What on EARTH have those boys and girls done to earn so much of your ire, Tessa?! Sweetheart, I think you need help. Like, genuine help. The emotional issues you must have to say such a thing, even as joke makes me genuinely sad for you. Please talk to someone about your anger.

        • Tessa says:

          im sad for you “old maid” becasue your spending your time harassing people like me who only spoke their mind!!!

          • lupie says:

            And youre not harassing people by replying to everything they say as if its a personal attack on you?

            Oh, wait… Im sorry, the website DID upload something to personally target you. We can all see everything you do too, you know? EVERYTHING! The internet is THAT focused on you!

        • Tessa says:

          omg “old maid” who the heck do you think you are, critisizing the way i think, i don’t care what you think so just shut up and stop saying your sorry for me because i don’t need or want your pity, i can live without your coments of my thoughts OK, your not some sort of deep person who can read peoples minds, and i have one thing to say to you now, NO ONE ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION ON MY THOUGHTS!!! and if you think your going to change me then you are sadly mistaken, I am who I am and if you don’t like it then shut up about it ’cause i dont care.

          • Old Maid says:

            And no one asked for your opinion Tessa. You voluntarily offered it. I’m not trying to be ‘deep.’ I’m not pitying you, and I’m certainly not trying to change you. I’m just saying your obvious issues concern me. And hon, the more you say you don’t care, the more apparent it becomes that what other people think of you matters MORE to you than your opinion of YOURSELF. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be arguing so vehemently about your choice of music of all things, with strangers on the internet. You may not care what I think (and I suspect that has more to do with the fact that I’m telling you things you know to be true and don’t want hear than anything else), but you certainly care what other people in general think, FAR more than you should.
            Please… just let this go. I will if you do. Deal?

          • jessemoya says:

            Yeah, but even if Old Maid lets it go, others won’t. You seem really easy to tease.

            Hey, here’s an honest suggestion: ask your parents what it means to have an inflated sense of entitlement, and ask them what a gal your age could do to grow up a little. I bet they may have some good advice that you won’t listen to.

          • PT says:

            Stay away from the internet for a while, k?

  22. Alucard says:

    I’m pretty sure this wasn’t intended to mean that this is what all teenage girls listen to. I know that’s not true; I know plenty of girls that have much better taste in music. The joke here is intended to satirize the (mostly preteen) percentage of “teen” population that really do obsess over this. To be honest, add “Wicked” soundtrack, and you’ve hit the nail on the head for many freshmen girls at my highschool.

    You know what? I’d definitely swoon over a girl that listens to Ticheli, Tchaikovsky, and Chopin. Oh, and System of a Down. Great stuff. ^^

  23. Dazee says:

    I think the expression f*** ‘em if they can’t take a joke applies here. This graph was made in jest and not on actual polling in fact. It’s not aimed to make fun of all teenagers, but obviously to make fun of teenagers that consider the ‘bands’ (and I so use the term loosely) listed as actual music. It very easily could have said ‘my teenage daugher’s ipod’ and still SHOULD have had the same effect.

    It wasn’t to say that all teenagers/tweens have bad taste in music, but that these groups AREN’T music and they have a huge following. My sister who is 16 wouldn’t listen to any of those groups and she would probably still find this funny, get a sense of humor people.

  24. Firefox737 says:

    Eh, I’m a (almost) teenager and I get accused of what I listen to which is extreme metal, but I don’t care anymore, and so it shows you don’t have to be so serious about your music taste even if you do listen to this stuff. Music taste doesn’t really make a person who they are so theres no intention of offending anyone on this ehem.. pie chart.

  25. Carrie says:

    Wow you know nothing about teens!!!

  26. MsMsBurning says:

    SO glad my teenage girl is not a fan of Disney manufactured dreck!

  27. Geez says:

    *searches for sense of humor*

  28. graaaah says:

    as a teenage girl, i SHOULD be offended… but i just can’t seem to because this is just…SO, so true.

  29. Delia says:

    I’m so glad I can say mine falls into the “music” section

  30. LHLD says:

    what are teen girls doing with i-pods, anyway? shouldn’t they be in school and busy drooling over the latest leo or depp or brad pitt or [insert current popular sexy-ish male here]? and staring at the mags that encourage them to waste $400 on a pair of ripped up jeans? sheesh. what happened to getting knocked up in high school? silly disney, ruining all our stereotypes…

    (ha, ha, ha?)

  31. JeezoPete says:

    TESSA listens to crappy music everyone!!!

    • Tessa says:

      you don’t know what music i listen to, what if its the same music YOU listen to, then you would be calling your type of music crappy

  32. JeezoPete says:

    Tessa Listens to crappy Music!!

  33. ... says:

    I’m a teenage girl and I hate this sh!t.
    You mean Tween.

  34. Maggie says:

    You left off the bootleg copies of the Twilight movie, so she’ll never be away from Edward. =P

  35. Maggie says:

    Or, I suppose, the Twilight soundtrack would work, too.

    • KT says:

      Lol, you got that right! Even though I can’t stand that stuff… most my age love it.

      • Gatta Forte says:

        I dunno, I’ve been saying that the only good things to come out of the Twilight movie are two new Paramore songs. I’m not a fan of the entire soundtrack, nor do I squeal about how “EDWARD IS SO HOTT I WANT HIM” or anything like that, but Paramore’s involvement at least gives the CD it’s 1% music quota.

  36. catz says:

    ahh, NONONO!! even though a ton of people have said this already, I’m a teenage girl and I barely put up with that sh*t when I can’t get away from it.

  37. Snouter says:

    Same… I’m a reasonably intelligent 15-year-old girl and I hate the Jonas Brothers’, Miley Cyrus’ and High School Musical’s “music”. Seriously, it’s trash, meant to appeal to the absolute lowest IQ bracket. Actual music that is on my iPod: Beatles, U2, Joel Plaskett, the Killers, Billy Joel, Elton John, Coldplay, songs from Les Miserables, Supertramp, and the Arrogant Worms, among others.

  38. BlacFyre says:

    Well, that’s certainly not the content of MY iPod. Thank you very much.

    Jonas Brothers need to go and crawl back into whatever hole they climbed out of and if High School “Musical” has “music,” I’ve never heard it. It has all the appeal of a bunch of cats screeching when someone’s stepped on a tail.

    As compared to my iPod’s contents of Velvet Acid Christ, Seabound, Nickelback, Crossfade, all three soundtracks from the Halo series, and so on… I don’t know where you got the sources for this but… you got this dreadfully wrong.

  39. JustAPerson says:

    Wow, I’m a teenage girl (18) and I don’t listen to this kind of music, nor am I offended by this chart. It’s just a joke, calm down.

  40. wickedwitch says:

    i 2nd hat rant ^_^

    • n8 says:

      I 3rd hat rant. Huzzah for hats, and those who wear them!

      c|:-)

      • tessa says:

        OMG why would you say i listen to that crap, you guys are all jerks!!! and stop saying how “immature” im being just because im not scared to exprese myself does no mean im immature so GET OVER YOUR SELVS

        • KT says:

          Please stop… you are embarrassing the rest of us teenagers out here…

        • carroca says:

          What a fascinating phenomenon. Your spelling, punctuation, AND grammar get worse as you get more irrationally angry. Perhaps proper use of logic and language are more tied than I previously thought.

          • Tessa says:

            OMG SPELLING MISTAKES, SOMEONE CALL THE COPS, YEASH WHAT ARE ALL YOU GUYS, ENGLISH TEACHERS????

            • jessemoya says:

              Yes, we are. Turns out you fail.

            • carroca says:

              Just an English major and tutor, actually. But really I’m just fascinated. You are so irrationally angry that you don’t take the time to breathe and think your way through the logic of your arguments. I don’t think you even really know about what you are angry. This dependence on fast typing and caps lock to gain acceptance and understanding is obviously not working, and yet you still can’t seem to make yourself coherent. It’s not an attack; I’m just interested in the psychology behind it.

            • Gatta Forte says:

              No, I’m not an english teacher. I’m the rare breed known as a “Grammar Communist”… I took on the title after the position of Grammar Nazi was taken by another of my friends. Being anal about spelling and grammar is what I do. Now please relax, step away from the computer, listen to whatever music calms you down if you wish, and stop taking the internet so serioiusly. You’re kind of giving rational teenage girls a bad name.

            • StonerSteve says:

              Tessa is the definition of epic fail. In fact, someone should write it in UrbanDictionary.
              You brought it upon yourself sweetheart. If you really are serious in all these rants, I weep for you. Tears of a hysterical, laughing fool.

          • aliencubby says:

            Umm.. doesn’t that happen to Bruce Banner as well? Gamma ray poisoning. make Hulk Angree! :D

        • Rhyz says:

          Tessa, CALM YOUR FARM!

          That Words “Teenage girl” Is a general assumption, not an all out attack on you. As for the notion that we are all jerks…We are reacting to an Offensive comment that, Unlike yours, was a direct attack…not something imagined.
          We’re Not so different you and I?

          But there are some Significant differences, We are not immature, hyperactive, hormonal little whiners…
          There we go, a reason to get angry.
          But before insulting me, remember that im prettttty sure I’ve got 90% of this thread’s commentors Agreeing with me…

          thank you.

          • Gatta Forte says:

            Two things:
            One- I agree with you, though I think being a touch abrasive after seeing her freak out like that wasn’t the best idea.
            Two- “Calm your farm” is a phrase I’ve never heard before, but it’s made of epic win.

  41. Chief Crocman says:

    JeezoPete and Old Maid are my new heros

    • Tessa says:

      great your heros are people who spend time harassing people that speake their mind

      • Tessa says:

        i mean speak, for all you idiots who couldn’t figure that out

      • Jess says:

        You’ve opened yourself up to it by automatically going on the defensive from the get-go. And YOU. You have no right to get on ANYONE’S case for harassment, Tessa. That’s the purest case of the pot calling the kettle black if there ever was one. Why is it okay for you to harass others but it’s not okay for them to harass you?

        And FYI, I can’t speak for Jeezopete, but I haven’t seen one instance of Old Maid harassing ANYONE. You just don’t like what she has to say.

    • jessemoya says:

      JeezoPete and Old Maid are my new heroes, too!

    • the eye of the beholder, you guys says:

      I think they’re just about everyone’s new heroes. I know I’m sold.

  42. Lark says:

    This is a terrible stereotype.

    Not all teenage girls listen to this stuff. I know for a fact that my friends and I don’t, and we’re teenagers.

    Besides, High School Musical is more of a tween/pre-teen thing. I baby-sit a 9 year old who likes it (I suffered through HSM2)

  43. Villy says:

    Like, oh em geeee, I’m a teenaged girl and I would so totally never, like, listen to, like, ANY of these bands, like.

    This was so totally directed at, like, my specifically, and I totally have nothing better to do than, like, make a big deal out of it and totally never drop it! Ever!

    I mean, like, oh my god!

    /sarcasm

  44. Tose says:

    Suddenly everyone on this site is a teenage Girl.

  45. Mayokitty says:

    I am a 15 year old girl. Right now I am listening to Behemoth. I was listening to Immortal before that. I’ll be going to a Kreator concert in April. The newest Amon Amarth CD was nice, I bought it.

    Stereotype broken.

  46. Helina says:

    I think you meant ‘Preteen’.

  47. Myself says:

    Oh, you would be surprised. (And yo really have no right to call some one you’ve never met retarded based upon their choice of music. You might think that the music, itself, is retarded, but those that listen to it aren’t necessarily so. Those people are entitled to their opinion, regardless of whether or not we think that Disney-spawned bands are pansy.)

    And just because you and your friends don’t like it doesn’t mean that no teenager in the world likes it. Remember, kids: generalizations and false consensus are bad.

    Also, as a tip, typing in all caps and raping the exclamation mark key does not make you seem any more credible or mature– if anything, it lessens it. Proper punctuation and spelling would also be nice, but lets start off with baby steps, all right? :>

  48. Brinkley says:

    Yes, once again, a teenager states that they do not listen to any of these three preteen brain-leeches (Which makes me ask, has anyone heard of The Rasmus? Those guys are made of win!). However, this does not offend me in the slightest… it actually makes me laugh. The truth of the matter is more than likely that this is a separation of the population of the disney loving girl’s (or boy’s) i-pod. If someone has Hannah Montana, then they probably have the Jonas Brothers and HSM as well (followed by bootleg Twilight and some songs from Guitar Hero).

    • C'est Moi says:

      The Rasmus are very good! One of my favorites, actually.

      • Brinkley says:

        The good thing about The Rasmus is that you’ve either heard of them and like them, or you’ve never heard of them. Their new CD is amazing! I listen to it at least three times through per day. :)

    • Brinkley says:

      Well played! *sips tea and reads Shakespearean poetry*

      Perhaps the reason our generation’s grammar skills are becoming stale is the lack of reading in the past. Instead of listening to the Jonas Brothers and watching Disney Channel, we should invest in books for the children of today. Maybe some literacy can be scavenged.

      Teen Speak: books r gewd.

      And this coming from the person who spends the majority of their time on sites such as GraphJam… :P

    • Old Maid says:

      Alma… thank for expressing yourself clearly and (almost) without resorting to petty insults. I realize you were trying to make a point though, so I forgive you.

      If there are more teenagers like you out there, I have hope after all.

      • Alma says:

        Surprised I managed to say what I wanted clearly. I generally have problems with expressing myself. Yeah, I realise I was more than a little hypocritical in that comment. Really should have thought about that before essentially proving that every teen has the stereotypical stuck-up, whiny, idiotic person inside them (too many adjectives?). Time to go bury that side of me and read some Solzhenitsyn methinks.

        • Old Maid says:

          Well if your problem with expressing yourself goes away when you write, you should absolutely write more. :-)

          • Alma says:

            Thank you for the kind words, Old Maid. It’s nice to see people still encourage kids to write. After submitting a few stories, my English teachers normally recoomend the opposite, heh. I love seeing that there are still friendly, supportive people on the internet. After far too many gaming and webcomic forums, one tends to assume the worst in people from the beginning.

            Shoot, I’ve gone off on another tangent. Just ignore me.

  49. bleh says:

    what about lil wayne?

  50. O}= says:

    I’m a teen. owo Most of my iPod is made up of The Beatles. XD

  51. Valdrax says:

    “OK IM A TEENAGER AND…”

    Dude, you’re already using all-caps. No need to be redundant.

  52. microwave says:

    Correction-
    It’s generally just girls between the ages of 4 and 12 who listen to such music.
    This type of Disney-endorsed “music” is seriously a disgrace.

  53. CrazyEmm says:

    OKAY I’M A TEENAGER TOO AND I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS.

    Now STFU and learn to laugh. :)

  54. Mike says:

    This really pisses me off.

    I’d rather listen to all that for the rest of my life then have to keep listen to “cool people” whine about them because they’re easy targets.

    • Meg says:

      Seconded.

      Good lord, people, would it really have been so hard to just move onto the next graph?

      • Not Me says:

        I’m not a teen, and very happy about no longer needing to prove how cool I am by bragging about my favorite music. I feel cool because I can make my mortgage payment every month.
        .
        I am not cool for spending so much time reading this thread, though.

  55. Frank says:

    THIS IS TRUE FOR MOST TEENAGE GIRLS (except those with taste, I’m not including you), SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!

  56. Truth says:

    I’m a teen girl and all my iPod contains of it Prodigy, Daft Punk, Global Deejays, and Kylie Minogue.

    This graph is retarded.

  57. themarquise says:

    Purple = NIN, Green = Sting, Yellow = Bowie.

    Red = Pics of all of the above.

  58. Old Maid says:

    Oh my… I never thought I;d finally reach the point when someone would refer to Metallica as ‘oldies’

    ;-)

  59. Nyaon says:

    … Let’s pretend I don’t have the Japanese equivalent of that. Otokogumi, KanJani8, and TOKIO take up most of my iPod space.

    And I’d rather listen to it any day. Elitist music brats can bite my ass, I’d LIKE it.

  60. Jane says:

    >:0
    I agree with “Tessa”‘s post, but am going to say it so I don’t get yelled at.
    I found this FUNNY.

    But really, pre-teen. Hannah Montana is for 8-year olds, Jonas brothers for 11-year olds. No 16-year old girl would be listening to them all fangirl like that.

    • DC says:

      I know a 20 year-old guy that I had a class with in college that was really cool and popular and all, but GOD he listens to Hannah Montana.

      Also, just to put this out there (’cause, let’s face it, I don’t know if this has already been said because the whole thing was too long and I didn’t read it all), to anyone who is offended, maybe you should look at it from the opposite perspective (that is to say, the perspective of the artists listed). It’s kind of like the square vs. rectangle logic, not all (pre-)teen girls are Jonas Brothers/High School Musical/Miley Cyrus fans, but all Jonas Brothers/High School Musical/Miley Cyrus fans are (pre-)teen girls.
      My sister is 7 and this is a good deal of her iPod “music”, and goddamn I hate it.

      • Jane says:

        I don’t really know most of the logics of which you speak of.

        And I, personally, loathe the marketing.
        Too many girls on the site that I mostly go on fawn over the JBs.
        They are eight.

        I remember one lol on them, something about their fanbase being 12-year olds.

    • Tessa says:

      thank you!!! finally someone thats not harassing me yay, you just made my day :)

    • Tessa says:

      I tottaly agree

  61. Why? says:

    This chart is a joke.

    Also, Tessa, please, please, please don’t spell “seriously” as “sirously” anymore. Oh, and also, the word is “liking” not “likeing” and something is “too much” not “to much.” I mean, forget about the graph for a second, the fact that a teenage girl spells like this makes me die a little bit inside.

    On the other hand, I have noticed several other posts by teenager girls where the spelling has been superb and words have been used correctly. Thank you. You will be the successful people in your generation.

    Tessa, no one is going to take you “sirously” with the way that you spell. We don’t care what you have on your iPod…. Please, please, please learn how to spell and to write coherent sentences.

    • C'est Moi says:

      -applause-

      As previously stated, people like her are the reason my grammar is better than that of most “adults”.

    • Tessa says:

      what kind of world is this when someone gets harassed because they make some spelling mistakes and speak their mind????

      • C'est Moi says:

        My kind of world. Proper spelling is really not all that difficult, nor is making a point in an intelligent manner.

        • carroca says:

          C’est vrai. Like it or not, you will be judged on the internet and in the real world for your grammar and spelling. Like it or not, people will take it as a sign of your intelligence and/or a demonstration of your willingness to put effort into your thoughts, whether or not it has anything to do with these things.

        • Tessa says:

          its just spelling, get over it!!!

        • the eye of the beholder, you guys says:

          Mmmmh, if only more people felt the same. I won’t claim to have perfect grammar, but I do appreciate effort.

  62. ROFLMFAO says:

    wow…
    the graph is saying that the majority of teenage girls listen to that crap
    why do girls like the jonas brothers?
    because…
    “OMG TEH JONAS BROTHERS ARE LYKE SO HOTT!!!11! OMGWTFBBQ”
    which is why so many girls read the very original twilight
    and think…
    “OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS LYKE TEH HOTTTTTEREST GUY EVERS!!” which confuses me because he is a bunch of words…
    then there are the girls i know that listen to music
    like, metallica, slayer, acdc, van halen, kiss ,aerosmith,megadeth, hendrix…and so on

  63. Eliott says:

    (ahem)

    WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I’M A TEENAGE GIRL AND I HATE DISNEY. THIS GRAPH IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG. I ONLY LISTEN TO COOL BANDS, LIKE _____, ______, ______, AND _____. THAT MAKES ME COOL. MAN I’M COOL. LOOK AT THE COOL BANDS I LISTEN TOO. WOO BOY. AM I A COOL PERSON.

    /sarcasm.

    Sorry, I was feeling left out.

    • Eliott says:

      And on another note, I’m not actually a teenage girl. I passed that point a few years ago and never looked back. My 18 year old sister-in-law LOVES Twilight and HSM, so I can’t really say this chart is wrong.

      • Villy says:

        never read/saw Twilight. Was sort of interested at first because I wondered what all the hype was about.

        Then I started seeing GROWN WOMEN becoming obsessive about a fictional character. A woman I work with wanted to leave her husband because she realized she’d married her “Jacob” and wanted to find her “Edward.”

        WTF?

        • Tessa says:

          I liked twilight, but not because i think the guy is cute, and i thought it was a good movie, exsept the ending was wierd. and now im probably going to get harassed for likeing twilight.

        • C'est Moi says:

          The books are good, but definitely girly books. I have yet to see the movie, and I don’t think I will. Books are always better.

          • Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

            Oh gods are they girly. I am a boy, but I read them anyway.
            They came highly recomended by many of my friends (the
            girls, not the guys) and I was going through a vampire loving
            phase just after reading Dracula. Never have I felt so betrayed…
            well not never. But every time I thought the story was about to
            take a turn for the better (read: more exciting for me) she either
            stops, or starts gushing about how wonderful Edward is. The trail
            of cakecrumbs she left me just ran in circles, there was never
            any cake to be had. Ergo: the cake was a lie. (I couldn’t help it.)

  64. Frank says:

    Jonas Brother, Hannah Montana, and High School Musical all suck hairy monkey balls. Only the classic artists are worth listening to these days (AC/DC, Judas Priest, Rolling Stones, Journey, Soundgarden, you name it).

  65. SuperBucket says:

    This is overly stereotypical. This more describes the contents of a PREteen girl’s iPod. I am a teenage girl and all I have of that is two Jonas Brothers songs, which I rarely listen to. None of my friends would ever think of having that crap on their iPods.

    • bleh says:

      you just called them stereotypical by making this graph, then you go on to say it’s more like a preteen’s iPod which is stereotyping in itself.

      WIN

    • Villy says:

      I clearly remember being about four years old and rocking out to Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Def Leppard, Queen and Metallica.

      Now, at 25, I STILL rock out to those bands, and a whole slew of others in the rock/metal genres.

      So I do believe that encompasses the pre-teen years. I never once had any interest at all in pop of any kind.

      I think it would be safe to say that there are PRE-teen girls with decent taste in music today as well.

      You are seriously stereotyping just as much as this graph, and yet you still feed into it a bit by admitting you DO have some Jonas Brothers!

  66. kraas says:

    You forgot the Dave Matthews Band.

  67. Lindsey says:

    I really think that if anyone is going to bash someone for the music they like, they should at least spell it correctly. M-O-N-T-A-N-A. It’s one of our friggin’ 50 states people, no excuse!!!

  68. Pheemz says:

    Jesus wept, kids today! You really need to spend more time learning to produce coherent, accurate English and less time getting offended on the internet.

    Honestly, when you come to apply for jobs or colleges they won’t give a crap what music you listen to or don’t, but they will care if you’re literacy skills are as piss poor as some of those displayed here.

  69. SunGreen777 says:

    I’m so glad I grew up without tv.

  70. Guy says:

    GO CRY MORE EMO KID

  71. bleh says:

    im a teen and i love the jonas brothers.

    so stop complaining.

  72. K.J. says:

    XD
    I love this! I happen to be a teen(15). Most of my friends who are the same age as I am listen to this stuff and love it, I don’t like it, it’s just not my style. So it is true about some people, but not all. Jeez, take a freaking joke. This was ment to be funny, and it was. So for every sheltered, cry-baby, teenager who feels the world should care about them or what music they listen to, please, do the world’s eyes a favor and learn to spell things right or, at the very least, learn what Caps Lock and Shift does. Then people might actually take you seriously. Untill then, please STFU.

  73. Ryan says:

    Do I dare comment? The last comment was left almost two hours ago. Here I go.

    None of us are objective individuals. All of our thoughts are subject to our subjective ideas. None of us know what music is objectively good. For all we know, the best musician in the world could be Hannah Montana, Keith Urban, 50 Cent, Bob Marley, or Better Than Ezra; it could also be Palestrina, Bach, Handel, Mozart, Beethoven, Haydn, Schubert, Schumann, Chopin, Wagner, Verdi, Mahler, Britten, Arensky, Sravinsky, Schoenberg, myself, or even Schopenhauer. The only way to find out is to ask an objective individual, and there isn’t a human being that fits that description.

    Now, one might think that they enjoy one artist more than any other, but this does not take one away from the subjectivity of their valuationss, nor does it mean that one’s perception of one’s valuations is accurate. None of us are completely in touch with reality.

    Of course, one could believe that Artist X is the best artist, when in reality this is true; however, there is no way of knowing its truthfulness.

    So, without any legitimacy to my claim, I’m going to attempt to change the subject by stating that I believe that I believe that grunge and acoustic jam are the best genres of music in existence.

    Hold on! Don’t attack me yet. Remember, I’ve already said that anything any of us says, including myself, is to be doubted. Only if someone can prove that an artist is necessarily and universally the best artist will I believe that this conversation is productive.

    • Gatta Forte says:

      Bravo, sir. I am truly happy to see a post so well-thought out and reasonable showing up here. I do believe that you win a few internets… I’d say that seven is a reasonable number of internets to win, wouldn’t you, GraphJam users?

  74. Jen says:

    OMG this like totally reminds me of this girl Tessa I know. She is like my total bff and always tries to hide the fact that she listens to this music while waiting in line to go see Twilight for the umpteenth time. ROFL this is like so totally hilarious!

    p.s. If you read this Tessa, I am sorry for blurting out your secret. At least I didn’t mention that you also have hundreds of Zac Efron pics on your ipod and constantly complain that he’s the only Disney star to not take nude pics of themself.

    • Tessa says:

      ummm first,I think that i made it clear that i hate all disney stars in the world and FYI my name is not Tessa, i would never be stupid enough to acually use my real name on the Internet.

      STOP HARASSING ME BECAUSE I SPEAK MY MIND I MEAN SERIOUSLY GUYS DO YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAT HARASS SOMEONE BECAUSE THAT MADE SOME SPELLING MISTAKES AND SPEAK THEIR MIND

      • Pheemz says:

        People aren’t harassing you because you speak your mind, they’re making fun of you because of your hysterical over-reaction to a joke.

      • Brinkley says:

        It’s not your opinions that are causing the harassment, it’s your approach to the subject. Not only does the caps lock signify your overreaction, but you lack proofreading skills (spellcheck… it’s your best friend on the internet.) Other commenters have expressed the same opinions you have superfluously stated. It doesn’t take force to prove a point. Take Ghandi for example. Peaceful protest to the subject would have effected in no harassment.

      • Mayb3Memor1es says:

        I thought u said you’d let it go???

    • jessemoya says:

      Nice one! I wish I’d thought of this!

      “Dance, my puppet! DANCE!”

  75. Ryan says:

    Oh, sorry, it was only 58 minutes ago.

  76. first says:

    zomg, somebody is offended on the internetz

    lool

  77. Rowolfy says:

    Honey come to bed, don’t you think you have been on there long enough?

    ~ No I cant go to bed, someone is WRONG on the internet

  78. kittehkat says:

    YES! I AM SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS THAT THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS/HANNA MONTANA, AND HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 1, 2, AND 3 ARE SO BAD THEY AREN’T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE CONSIDERED MUSIC! MAYBE THERE IS HOPE FOR THE WORLD!

  79. MeinHandiKatzen says:

    Very true of most of the teenage female population. Being a teenage girl, however, I can proudly state that my iPod has neither Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus nor High School Musical on it.

    It is a proud yet lonely existence…

  80. Shannon says:

    i’m just curious what music tessa DOES like
    enlighten me, please?

    & i, unfortunately, have 1 or 2 songs of each artist up here on my ipod :S
    but i don’t listen to them often at all if that helps my cause :)

    • Tessa says:

      well since you asked I listen to Evanescence, Paramore, some Avril Lavigne, Fergie (but not much) and abunch of other stuff that (in my opinion) is good music.

  81. Rainah says:

    OMG LIKE I HATE THAT CRAP I CANT BELIEVE THE INTERNET IS SUCH A HATEFUL PLACE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
    YOU GUYS ARE JUST SO HORRIBLE OMG

  82. Snouter says:

    Personally, I think this graph is hilarious… evidently inaccurate, but it’s still funny, which as far as I can tell is the point of this site. I don’t find it offensive at all. Also, Tessa, punctuation, grammar and syntax are useful; use them wisely.

  83. katillac says:

    Go ahead, Tessa. Unleash the fury of the CAPSLOCK!

    http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2906030

  84. ...... says:

    …How the hell did this thread get so long? 90% of the comments are increasingly argumentative rehashes of prior commentary. It’s time to move on, people.

    And since I know this comment will fall on deaf ears (blind eyes?), at least try and be creative when you feel compelled to say the same thing thirty other people already have.

  85. Multivac says:

    Ok, so I’ve been reading the comments and the other bands suggested as “real music” include sh1tty emofail “bands” and classic rock. I have no problem with the second, but seriously, there are other genres. Go listen to Rasputina and learn something about history. Also, I’m a 16 year old guy, for perspective’s sake.

    • Multivac says:

      and sorry for the double post, but CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

      • Hanah says:

        So yea. I want to throw my two cents in!

        I hate all three of these and yes, I’m a teenager. and No this music should not say “tweens or preteens” because about 90% of the girls at my high school like all of the above. Not offended, just prefer to slide my entire self into that thin little red wedge there. Goodness insane overreactions here.

        And remember: caps lock may be cruise contro lfor cool but you still have to steer ^_~

  86. lmao says:

    you’re all idiots.

  87. Tessa says:

    OK OK I GET IT U GUYS.

    I showd this to my friend and she said u guys were rite I got mad over nothing. Then she siad did I ever even listen to Miley Cyrus and I sad no. So we listened to a whole album and i guess shes not as bad as i said.

    OK SO MAYBE I REALLY DO LIKE MILEY CYRUS BUT U GUYS WER STILL MEAN AND HARRASSING ME!!!!! BUT THE JOKES ON YOU CAUSE NOW I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE BAND AND U ALL STILL HAVE NOTHING. IM GONNA GO LISTEN TO THE JONAS BROTHERS NOW CAUSE MAYBE ILL LIKE THEM TOO.

    • Eliott says:

      Wow, zomg, strangers on the internet are making fun of you. Yeah, that merits freaking out. No one cares what kind of music you like.

    • Tessa says:

      wtf, I HATE MILEY CYRUS AMD THE JONAS BROTHERS AND HMS, YOUR ALL RETARDED, AND NOW IM GOING TO STOP WASTING MY TIME TALKING TO A BUNCH OF IDIOTS

      • Alasdair says:

        Tessa: “I HATE MILEY CYRUS!”
        Tessa: “I LOVE MILEY CYRUS!”
        Tessa: “I HATE MILEY CYRUS!”

        So, to conclude:

        Spelling: F-
        Correct use of punctuation: G+
        Consistency of argument: F
        Capability of hatred: A++
        Application of hatred: G-

        Has she seen jessemoya’s OUTSTANDING graph yet? (Tessa – please note appropriate use of Caps Lock! Next week’s lesson will be covering the correct arrangement of letters in three-letter acronyms, starting with High School Musical – abridged to HSM, not HMS)

    • Patton says:

      YAY! So we were right from the beginning (well I didn’t take part in the conversation but who cares ?), teenage girls are stupid !!!11!!1

      Seriously now, honestly who cares what you are listening to? Its your life and your music taste. You aren’t that important or well know or anything, and get a sense of humour (try Ebay or something).

      And check this out! I listen to Extreme Metal music, wear “scary” clothes, and have lots of piercings and tatts. According to the general opinion; I worship Satan, eat babies, and pee in your flowers when no one’s looking. Oh and I whine a lot, just like you :D

  88. Maqrilee says:

    Effing Creepy. Looks like what my 60 year old brother would say about “the younger generation”. EWWW

  89. Chris says:

    lol, that graph is true.
    i’m a teenage btw
    however i listen to van halen, led zepellin, ac/dc, guns n roses, etc.

  90. annie says:

    not cool, considering I’m a teenage girl and have NONE of that stuff on my iPod. You know what I’m listening to now? Pink Floyd. So there.

  91. Tessa says:

    Shut up, yeash im sorry i ever spoke my mind, your all a bunch of effing idiots

    • Pheemz says:

      Oh dear Tessa, if you’re going to call people idiots, do try to do it in a manner that doesn’t suggest you’re barely literate.

  92. Keishi says:

    I’m sorry, but I disagree with that. I wouldn’t be caught dead with the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana or, God forbid, High School Musical.

    And, yes, I realise it’s a joke.

    And stop trying to kill each other -_- sheesh.

    -Keishi

    PS: Linkin Park and Evanescence FTW!!!

  93. With a Y says:

    Thank you for making this, Joel. I loved listening to Tessa become very agitated. It was great! She is the personification of the term “idiot,” she needs to realize no one cares for her opinion.

  94. Tessa says:

    I LOVE CRAPPY MUSIC!!!!!!

  95. Anna says:

    tessa, shut up, you’re totally just digging yourself a bigger whole each time you talk back to someone. i’m 16 and honestly, i found this pie graph hilarious. and for those of you saying that teens don’t listen to this, they do, so sit down. i’ll admit that i’ve found myself listening to the jobros, but not hsm or miley. personally, i’m a fan of muse, something corporate/jacks mannequin etc etc but hey, to each their own.

  96. Colonel Hyrum Graph says:

    The capslock key is to the left of your ‘A’ key. Where do you live? (Rhetorical question) I think we should start an online petition to your school system. It’s abhorrent that they have failed you so completely.

  97. ergh says:

    replace ‘teenage girl’ with ‘eleven year old girl’ and you might be right.

    I don’t know a single teenager who listens to this crap.

    • Disser says:

      I agree. I am a teenager and I hate all three of those Disney things that they call “movies” and “celebrities.” Notice how music is a whole nother categorie.

    • Brendogg says:

      look at my 18 year old sister and my 13 year old friend and find out

  98. Julie says:

    Not exactly true.
    But, funny.

  99. malison says:

    Okay, Teens do NOT listen to that crap. The only fanbase of ANY of those ‘artists’ are preteens or those who are mentally, um, well, not right…
    I’m not saying ALL preteens like this crap (as I know many who don’t), but the only fans of these people are preteens. Or mentally unstable/retarded guys/girls.
    Teens DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT have this crap on their iPod. Unless there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with them, or they are using them as backing tracks for whatever (as my m8s only have these on their ipods so that they can sing MUCH better versions of them for music class.)

  100. Tessa says:

    MAH IPOD IZ FUL O CRAPPEH MUSIC! TEH NOES!

    ALSO LUV MUDKIPS.

  101. Cougar Allen says:

    Where is the deluge of outraged teenagers arguing that the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and High School Musical are great music, destined to take their place in history with Beethoven as the classics of our time? I read through all the comments looking for that viewpoint and didn’t find it.

    I think that proves Tessa is right — the girls who love that music are preteens and not allowed to run around the internet unsupervised.

    • Tessa says:

      Yay someone thinks im right :) there is only pre-teens saying they don’t like that “music” but no teens fighting and saying that they like it.

  102. Voldemort (as a teenage girl..?) says:

    *Some* teenage girls, please. Otherwise, stfu.

  103. roflmfao-not says:

    Sexism/ageism, anyone?

  104. Velia says:

    lolz. i’m 16 and not offended. honestly, i think that music is cute. the whole idea of high school musical is adoreable. :3 yes, i like it. OOOOOOOOOOOO: someone call the cops.

  105. hie says:

    Arg, thats so not true! jeez
    I`m fourteen and i dont have any of that

  106. Tessa says:

    OMG YOU GUYS I JUST PORED SOME RICE CRISPIES AND IT SPILLED EVERYWHERE YOU ARE SO MEAN ITS YOUR FALT YOU STRESSED ME OUT
    NOW MY MOM IS LIKE CLEAN IT UP TESSA
    WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW!!!

  107. Pyrostevo says:

    LMFAO!! Notice the preteens/teens etc except for one is defending that they don’t listen to that crap… Ahh… it’s so nice not being a teen anymore…

  108. TEENAGE GIRL!! says:

    I FEEL OFFENDED!!!!
    I have NO High School Musical, Jonas Brothers or Miley Cyrus!

  109. Tessa says:

    OMG STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME! EVERYONE PLEASE IGNORE THIS JACKASS WHOSE PRETENDING TO BE ME AND SAYING I HATE MILEY CYRUS, ITS ALL A BIG LIE! I THINK SHES BATTLED AGAINST CONTROVERSY AND THE SHAME OF CHILDHOOD AND DESERVES WHAT SHES ACHIEVED! STOP LISTENING TO THIS FAKER WHO SAYS I HATE HER AND HSM AND JONAS BROS, if i catch her i’ll skin her

  110. whitney says:

    you forgot twilight

  111. cat in box says:

    i don’t think i would be offended by this like many others for not liking the music put on there, but i agree with most people who think it means preteen or tween who like this stuff, to be honest if i had a (working) ipod i wouldn’t be filling it with rubbish like the jonas brothers, high school musical or hannah montana/miley cyrus.

  112. Sunshiner says:

    Ick. I would say pre-teen girl’s iPod. There are teenage girls that like that stuff, but mostly it’s common among the pre-teens (I don’t say tweens because that’s retarded). That’s the reason I don’t really find this funny; it’s not all that true. :/
    No I’m not offended. I’m 18 and I hate most pop music, but most teenagers I know have grown out of this stuff. I never liked it, but I have to say that I know people my age and older who love High School Musical. I throw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it. D:

  113. Rachel says:

    Funny, I have all those “artists”(if you wish), besides Hannah Montana, on my ipod. On my chart, though, Jonas Brothers would have a larger portion. I must say though, not to be conceited really, I think I’m better tempered or more reasonable than the people here offended by the chart and most “teenies”. I’d never say “I HATE THOSE “DUM PPL, UGHHH THIS CHART SUXXS!” or “OH MY JONAS, I’M GONNA MARRY NICK!”.

    I don’t think 1% is an accurate guess on the amount of “real”music I have. I’m a big fan of Fueled By Ramen bands, punk, alternative, and hip hop. But, they don’t change the fact I’m a sucker for guilty pleasure music.

    And, if I were to change this, I would take some of the Hannah Montana portion, and add “Other Teenie Music” such as Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is better respected and has a wider fanbase than the Disney musicians, but still considered Teen Pop/Country.

  114. Jade says:

    Tessa listens to crappy music

  115. Mayb3Memor1es says:

    Wow, i have to say, that was one intense conversation. (the Tessa part at least.) I just wanted to point out that i laughed when i saw this, because 1) I’m a girl and 2) I’m a teenager (13) and I hate those “Artists”
    And I just wanted to say that some real bands are like: Paramore, Queen, Styx, Today We Fly (undiscovered… yet) http://www.myspace.com/todayweflyband (just in case someone wants to check them out) Let’s see…. Chiodos, AFI, Secondhand Serenade… I don’t know, some bands like that. I have a really big music “field?” and i listen to a lot of different stuff. But the Jonas Brothers and HSM, and ehh Hannah Montana.
    (tessa listens to crappy music! lol )

  116. MasterOfPuppets says:

    This graph is very true.

  117. Madds says:

    No no, the contents of a PRE-teenage girl’s iPod. =D

  118. TaylorF*CKINGJadeXD says:

    wow! that is my friend rachels ipod but i don’t think that works for the rest of us.

  119. Amy says:

    If by ‘teenage girl’, you mean 11 – 14, sure.

  120. KIA says:

    hmm, funny. Seeing as I haven’t even heard most of those. I don’t listen to any of that kinda stuff.
    for a Preteen girl or younger, it’s more likely. ^____^

  121. Chrissie says:

    Haha.
    This was great.
    Although, I would think that most Hannah/Miley followers are younger.

    Too bad I’ve always hated every artist on their, and my iPod is filled with 100% music. Not 1%.

    :D

  122. mufasa says:

    jonas brothers are for girls (and some boys) that have no life and that don’t know about real music.

  123. ceibell says:

    ezzactamundo!
    your comment=WIN!!

  124. ToraKouhi says:

    Lol. This chart = win

    I’m a 13 year old girl, I hate those artists, but I know some people who do in my grade so I still lol’d. Not only that, but Tessa’s posts provided lolness.

  125. demeterAUS says:

    I get some negative comment about the music I listen to on an almost hourly basis (Andre Rieu, Grieg, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Philharmonic Orchestras, Andrew Lloyd Webber, assorted classicals and musicals) but I don’t care because it’s the music I like, even though I’m 15. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a true statement – you can learn to laugh at jokes and stereotypes or you won’t accept that it’s a joke and refuse to learn to shrug it off. It’s the individual’s choice. This graph isn’t exactly accurate, and I don’t know anyone who listens to this music, but I thought it was funny.

    • the eye of the beholder, you guys says:

      God, I’d love to go through your music library. Sounds like you have all the music I enjoy but don’t own.

  126. marc says:

    I tottaly agree with u!!!!

  127. fuynfactory says:

    hey, my brother not have this music in sher mp4 only music of jamendo XD

  128. Julio César says:

    Al grafico falta My chemical Brothers, Tokio hotel , BElinda , RBD, MOderatto

    xD xD

  129. cj says:

    I am 50 and I loved the song by the jonas brothers about the year 3000. It has a nice beat and I can dance to it! lol I have a 13 year old and she hates pop. She is kind of a rocker. Her current fave is Augustana. sighs*** What ever happened to good music like The DEAD!

  130. Gatta Forte says:

    Okay, really, this was meant to be a joke about people who did, and therefore was intentionally generalized. Hardly any teenage girls who visit GraphJam probably have that crap on their iPods…

    As proof, I am a 16-year-old girl… and a sampling of bands on my iPod (I’m leaving out the ones I only have like one song of…)…
    The Academy Is…, Basshunter, The Cab, Cobra Starship, Cute Is What We Aim For, Hey Monday, Lemon Demon, Matchbook Romance, Metro Station (I’ll admit they’re sort of close to the crap music mentioned in this graph, but I like dance music, even from them. So sue me.), Panic at the Disco, Paramore, We The Kings, ZUN (the man who makes Touhou games… I like the music…), and a few remixes of Touhou music.

    Yeah, so as you can see, I like rock, techno, and dance music… and video game music, haha. So no need to get offended, it’s called a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously.

  131. Brookie says:

    Ok. All these comments are crazy. I’m going back to what rhymes with noodle.

  132. Spixxy says:

    Sadly the Jonas Brothers bit is true on my ipod…i’m not proud of it…

  133. Rhiannon says:

    That graph actually shows what’s on my mother’s Ipod.

    I wish I were kidding.

  134. Samii says:

    Ahaha this was pretty funny xD
    People are so hilarious, too, thinking that this was directed towards them. I just find their idiocy quite humorous.

    It’s not that insulting either. I mean, seriously, look at all the other crap that’s posted on here and on other sites. This is like NOTHING compared to what other people have said. Get over yourselves. Maybe some people are just a little more sensitive, but seriously, it’s a joke. I’m a 14 year old girl, I listen to Bring Me The Horizon, Killswitch Engage, Bullet For My Valentine and other metal/screamo bands and I was not offended in the least. Maybe I’m just good like that xD

    Ahaha anyways, funny graph. :] Started some unnecessary crap, but hey, you got a laugh out of it ! ;D

  135. Tessa says:

    I WISH PPL WLD STOP LIKE PICKING ON ME
    geez
    lyke is sead i hate miley cirus
    and the joniss brothers

  136. Anthony says:

    I’ve been reading this graph since the first comment, and it has to have been one of the funniest.
    Epic win to the creator and commenters (the coherent ones).

  137. sam says:

    omg SO NOT TRUE! Im a teen age girl and i think all of those people SUCK! thats’s what a ten year odl would have on their ipod. I have death metal and techno on mine.

  138. Kit says:

    You REALLY love the comma key.

  139. Oh the irony. says:

    Wow, this topic is pretty controversial isn’t it? I don’t necessarily like the bands listed in the chart, which is in fact the topic of discussion, but I’m not offended. I think it’s rather funny. I love alternative and rock music, but there was a time where I liked pop. It’s not a big deal. To those who are offended, I think your… passion(?) could be better put to use where it matters the most. Go help people, and listen to whatever music you like. It’s all cool.

  140. Oh the irony. says:

    A folk/metal combo-subset-genre? Awesome.

  141. Zack says:

    If you are sirously [sic] offended by a humorous graph, then, I don’t know… perhaps you should have that temper checked out. Come on. And all caps. Why don’t you come back on the internet when you get out of 5th grade? And please, don’t insult “retarded teens”. Retardation is a very serious disability and that word shouldn’t be flung around so often. You retard.

  142. good music says:

    you want good band’s here: tupac (2pac), marylin manson, rob zombie, the game, the killer’s, dj scooter (always hardcore), dj tiesto, there look up some of those band’s if you think your music’s good mines better and old school rock sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

  143. good music says:

    and three 6 mafia

  144. Maria says:

    Notice that most of us teens that listen to ACTUAL good music are /not/ getting all arsey about the graph; we find it funny. To be offended by this, you must genuinely like to listen to crap – is there a closet for people with atrocious music taste?

    • klid says:

      Beauty (and in this case music quality) is in the eyes of the beholder.

      ACTUAL good music is different for everyone.
      and no I’m not saying this in defense of jobros/hannahmontana/hsm…just putting that idea out there.

    • laxer says:

      like klid said, good music is different for everyone
      who do you think you are to judge which music is good and which is “crap”. what may seem like good music to you may be considered by others “atrocious”

  145. Psycho says:

    Thank GOD this isn’t true at my school…. especially for me
    Its more stuff like MCR, Bullet For My Valentine, ACDC, Guns n’ Roses, Three Days Grace, Whitesnake… etc.

    But still funny XD

  146. Marissa says:

    I find this ludacris and offensive. High School Musical is for babies, wimps, and wannabes. Hannah Montana is for wannabes as well. The Jonas Brothers actually have talent, which is why im suprised why no 1 likes them. Why doesnt anyone grow up please and listen to better stuff like U2, Puffy AmiYumi, or the Beatles? Just listen to bands run by ADULTS and not TEENAGERS. When ALL YOU PPL start having better taste, THESE IDIOTS will stop making BIASED CHARTS. GET IT???

  147. Raffle says:

    Tessa made me facepalm. D:

  148. u don't know me says:

    offended! none of those are on my ipod!

  149. u don't know me says:

    listen to stuff like The Clash, Maroon 5, or Guns N Roses

  150. rory says:

    omg gosh i totally love watching the disney channel hannah montana is so mature and knows all about real life and the jonas brothers music sounds sooooo cool and high school musical is my favorite thing of all (im a 19 year old guy btw)

  151. icanhascheezburger? says:

    Okay, so… I feel offended. xD
    However, this seems to be a stereotype for teenage girls… Though every one I know, including myself, hates that crap they call “music.”

    Rock and roll forever, people. <3

    -AEROSMITH FTFW-

  152. Anna says:

    See: Anna = teenage girl

    iPod=entirely red

  153. 42 says:

    wow. that’s very insensitive. i am thriteen and my favorite band is R.E.M. Explain that. >:-(

  154. lawson says:

    since when did what music we listen to define every facet and nuance of our personalities?
    just wondering.

  155. cowgurl_chic says:

    i resent that… i hate the jonas brothers, high school musical and miley cyrus!! i have good music but i think its b/c ive grown up an only child around lots of adults!!

  156. RainbowPaint says:

    lol so true.

  157. the eye of the beholder, you guys says:

    STOP MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD

  158. the eye of the beholder, you guys says:

    ): So I read through the entire thread and only three or four people pointed out that there’s no way to determine what music is “good” and what music is “crap”. That makes me sad.

    But this graph made me laugh! (Admittedly, all the comments made me laugh more.) So thanks, whoever you are.

    And to Old Maid: thank you for your kind and soothing words. I don’t know how you had the patience to reply throughout the entire thread, but I’m glad you did, because you really calmed me down along the way and gave good perspective. You made a difference, at least to me, and I wish I could express how important that is.

    JeezoPete: really, could not stop laughing every time you said it. Why it was so funny, I can’t fully understand.

    C’est Moi, you really are very witty. XD

    And Tessa, I would have just found you extremely hilarious, except that halfway through reading all of this I realized you remind me a lot of my sister. Then I felt bad for you, and started to sympathize with you…

    until I scrolled down and saw the word SIROUSLY again ahahahahahaaaaaa I’m sorry but I have no pity for any butcher of the English language.

  159. holly says:

    i’m a 16 year old girl and i have none of the above on my ipod :) (except for music of course!)

  160. sigourney says:

    kidding me?? lol none of the above can be found on my ipod excluding music.. lol im into the complete opposite of the joner boners and hannah montana and hsm. :/

  161. mine has da BOMB
    Marilyn Manson – This Is Halloween, Coma White
    Adam Merrin – Still Alright
    Adam Lambert – Mad World
    Ashley Tisdale – Headstrong
    Avril Lavigne – Things I’ll Never Say, Together
    Creed – With Arms Wide Open
    Evanescence – Going Under, Bring Me To Life, Everybody’s Fool, My Immortal, Haunted, Hello, Whisper
    Lady GaGa – Poker Face, Boys Boys Boys
    Miley Cyrus – Fly On The Wall*added by besty Noel*
    Pink Floyd – The Trial
    Rihanna – SOS
    Rocky Horror Picture Show – Time Warp
    Sarah McLachlan – Angel
    Selena Gomez – Tell Me Something I Dont Know
    Sha Na Na – Monster Mash
    Smash Mouth – Cant Get Enough Of You Baby*added by lame brothers*
    The Police – Cant Stand Losing You
    Sisters of Mercy: Marian
    Tim Mcgraw: Fly Away
    Now for the embarrasing crap….
    VeggieTales: Im So Blue, Stuff Mart Suite, Salesmunz Rap, Thankfulness song, I Love My Duck, The Selfish Song, Lost Puppies

  162. jennylynn says:

    First of all- I absolutely loved this, really it was quite entertaining.
    Second- This whole idea of one girl getting so offended was also quite entertaining, but a bit sad at the same time
    Third- Can’t people lighten up about their music choices in comments? I mean I’m all for supporting your favs. but if you were to

  163. jennylynn says:

    sorry– glitchy computer
    ..but if you were to ask me my to pick my fav.

  164. jennylynn says:

    sorry– glitchy computer
    ..but if you were to ask me my to pick my fav. I couldn’t. I have 4000+ songs and they span nearly every genre. Personally, if you can’t stop bashing those types that you don’t listen to and respect them as actual music, then I find it hard to believe you’re a real music lover. Sure, you don’t have to like it all but just becasue it’s not death–doesn’t mean it’s got to be destroyed– overly loyal fans are just as bad as those who call “sell-out”

    I have more opinions but I’ll keep them to myself so as not to bore you ; )

  165. Haizzly says:

    Definitely the most inaccurate graph I’ve seen so far.

  166. HalloweenDog says:

    I’m definitely not offended by this graph, because I know that MOST teen girls listen to this crap. I, personally, like Rock, Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, Gothic Metal, Power Metal, etc. (though I love Celtic music too.) but almost every other girl I know loves the stuff on this graph. It’s so sad. :(

  167. HalloweenDog says:

    Also… it’s really hilarious how aggressive pop fans can get if you say you don’t like “their” music! This is actually a conversation I had a while ago with a girl who, for her privacy, I’ll call “Katie”.

    Me: (Sitting down, humming “Run To The Hills” by Iron Maiden)
    Katie: (Comes over and sits next to me) Hey, is that a Britney Spears song?
    Me: Um, no. It’s by Iron Maiden.
    Katie: Who are they? Well, I don’t care anyway. Do you like Britney Spears?
    Me: HECK NO! Wait, do YOU?
    Katie: Are you kidding me?! I LOVE her!!! Have you heard Circus?!
    Me: No. I don’t really listen to that sort of music.
    Katie: How can you not love Britney? How about Katy Perry?
    Me: Haven’t heard anything by her.
    Katie: WHAT??? (Turns to the guy next to her, who’s texting on his cell phone) She doesn’t like Katy Perry!!
    Me: I didn’t say-
    Other guy: (Interrupting me in mid-sentence) OMG, do you have any taste?
    Me: I don’t pay attention to chart music.
    Katie: What about Shakira? You gotta like Shakira.
    Me: What’s a Shakira? It sounds like a weapon.
    Katie: (Turns to the other guy again, who’s still texting) SHE DOESN’T KNOW SHAKIRA!!!
    Other guy: SERIOUSLY??? Okay, then what DO you listen to?
    Me: Mainly more underground music, like rock and metal. Mostly power and Gothic metal-
    Other guy: (Interrupting me AGAIN) METAL? Yuck! Metal is like… a dude in black body paint screaming about his need for blood!! It SUCKS!!!
    Me: Not all metal, you’re thinking of Death metal. Power metal is-
    Katie: (By now I’m sick of the interrupting) Whatever. You have to like Beyonce! If you don’t think she’s the best singer in the world, then you have no taste! And the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana, they rock harder than any stupid metal band!
    Me: (That last statement made me crack up, so I’m laughing extremely hard) ROCK? Sorry, but I think they really suck! In case you don’t get it by now, I DON’T LISTEN TO CHART MUSIC! Why do you not understand that?
    Katie: WHY NOT?! It’s chart music because it’s GOOD. All the stupid “underground bands” you listen to aren’t famous because they suck!
    Me: (Still laughing) How do you know they suck if you’ve never heard them? I have to hear your kind of bands on the radio all the time, so I know they suck. And the bands I like aren’t famous because they don’t sell out to talentless things like Disney. You can have your own taste, and I can respect that (Whispering: “Well, except Britney Spears, Hannah Montana, and The Jonas Brothers…”) but I don’t like that stuff. Respect MY opinion.
    Katie: (Still not giving up) What about Lady Gaga? She’s like the best artist eve-
    Me: (MY turn to do some interrupting!) No. Don’t like her.
    Katie: WHAT?!?
    Other guy: WHAT?!? Have you HEARD Poker Face?
    Me: Yes, and I don’t like it.
    Katie: Excuse me, I’m a Lady Gaga FANATIC!!
    Me: Lady Gaga is such a stupid name…
    Katie (Suddenly exploding) YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT??? I THINK YOUR STUPID EMO DEATH MUSIC, WHATEVER THE SH*T IT IS, IS GAY!!!! TAKE THAT, STUPID GOTH!!! (Storms off)
    Me: (Goes back to humming “Run To The Hills”)

    • Be says:

      I hate Lady Gaga so much. She’s just an up-herself, talentless (well, apparently she can play the piano well… she should stick to that) attention seeking little… ugh!

  168. internet nerds are cool says:

    not this teenage girl’s iPod.

  169. Maddy says:

    Thankfully not me – I’m thirteen, sitting the fence between teenhood and tweenhood, and I would swear by the Beatles. It is my considered opinion that they are the greatest band to ever have graced the earth :D

    Anyway, I like Oasis as well, and Elvis and John Lennon and some of that odd stuff from the 90′s. Though there /are/ girls my age whose iPod’s look like this.

    People will like what they will, and I try not to say any music is ‘crap’. But I honestly don’t understand what could be appealing about these poppy Disney bands.

  170. hm says:

    haha, i’m 14 and i despise those “bands” with every fiber in my body. that heavily merchandised disney crap does nothing for me.

    anyway, my ipod’s full of maroon 5, duran duran, kevin rudolf and owl city. i like to think i have a decent taste in music, rofl.

  171. amber says:

    content of a teenage boy’s ipod:
    heavy metal, rap, creed, nickelback, other miscellaneous noise….and then music such as jimi hendrix and led zeppelin, which comprises about 1 percent of his ipod…
    i would also like to add that i am a teenage girl and i proudly eschew such GARBAGE and INSULTS TO THE NAME OF MUSIC AND MUSICIANSHIP AND SONGWRITING as miley/jb/high school musical. those people make me want to throw up. but this is probably true for 99 percent of girls at my high school.

  172. Morie says:

    Content Of Morgan’s iPod Who Is Yet Again Not Like the Norm

    80%-Screamo/heavy metal
    10%-Techno
    5%-Classical
    5%-Other Light Rock stuff
    0%-REALLY DUMB CRAP.

  173. marcos says:

    What a big marketing for Disney channel¡¡¡¡

  174. Sizzle says:

    I find this comment fairly amusing, so I’m going to go and do a report card.

    Spelling: F-
    Use of Caps Lock: A++
    Accidental Sexual Language: A
    Actual Cursing: A-

    That all adds up to a major fail!

    Have a nice day Tessa.

  175. Tessa says:

    ZOMG GAIZ ITZ NAWT FUNNEH ANEMOAR JUST CUZ I LAIK TO LISSN TO SHETTY MUSEEK DUZZNT MEEN YU SHULD MAK FUN UV ME GAWSH HI SKEWL MUZIKAL AND HANNA MONTANA AWR THE BIST MEWZIK IN TEH FRIKING WERLD.

  176. HORSE CRAZI says:

    i dont listen to all that CRAP!!!!!! I LIKE ERIC CHURCH!!!! ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  177. Scooter says:

    You forgot the twilight movie soundtrack part of the pie. An o.k. movie with alot of pretty people…the dumbing down continues…

  178. youdead777 says:

    Not very true what you people are saying. Not all young pre-teen girls or teenage girls like that kind of thing some people call music. I hate the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and all of that stupid Disney stuff. I like metal. My MP3 player contains songs from Disturbed, SOAD, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, ect.

  179. Emmett_Cullen_is_da_nutz says:

    i disagree with this graph. Personally I hate disney and all things assossiated with it e.g. Miley cyrus, jonas brothers, high school musical. MAybe this is because im emo……………….but whatever………

  180. TehUberN00bz says:

    lol. Soulja boy, lady gaga, and the black eyed peas belong on that list.
    not gonna lie. “Gucci bandana” and “boom boom pow” made not sense. and sound like a freaking cat getting skinned alive and thrown into salt water.

  181. rossi says:

    Oh, God… I’m 15 and if you try to make me listen to that crap I will SHOOT myself swear to GOD!!!!!

  182. meee says:

    I’m in middle school and I would rather gnaw off my own foot then listen to that crap…

  183. Cera says:

    I am a 16 year old girl. My iPod contains none of the disney crap. I’ll take the Beatles, The Lost Concept, Elvis, and MGMT over that any day.

  184. hadooken says:

    I never LOL’d so hard in my life, i have been reading all the comments since the first, and i think its the most funny thing I ever saw in my life, keep this comments up
    also Tessa lisents to crappy music and has terrible spelling!!!

  185. Andrei Armand says:

    my 15 year old sisters listen to that particular brand of noise, to include justin bieber at this point…which only makes having them in the car with me more fun when i’m blaring some good NDH (NOT!Rammstein)

  186. A 7TH GRADER!!! says:

    uhhmmmm and by teenage girl u mean middle/high schooler?? yeah right!! i stopped listening to that junk years ago!

  187. worried guy says:

    well I want to know what is it that is going to become of us teenagers… the fact that tessa listens to very, very crappy music and has very bad gramatics doesnt even deserve that we waste our time on… bah whatever I am just worried about the future we will have.

    Also I would like to stand, for the first time in this “discussion” that miley cirus is THE next britney spears or the next lindsey lohan.

    The only thing that I am waiting is that miley is shown pucking in public with paris hilton holding her by the neck.

  188. Nora says:

    I resent that! Check out any sane teenage girl’s ipod (and really, we’re the only ones that matter) and you will not see any Jonas Brothers crap.

  189. Madame Hellfist says:

    Personally, the graph makes me laugh, perhaps because my musical taste its considered “music”, or perhaps because some teenagers I know listen at least ONE of the “artists” shown in the pie chart.
    It’s just a joke, take it easy.
    (Message from a teen metalhead girl, lol)

  190. John Curd says:

    SO DAMN TRUE…

  191. worried guy says:

    I personally like from rock to almost black metal but I have to say my favorites are Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, SOAD, Red hot chilli peppers, even if they are considered by some people funk rock, Nirvana that I know Its grunge but still I like It. Apocalyptica, Deftones, Rammstein, Britney…just kidding and of course my favorite of the classics Led Zep…. oh and forgot Cradle of Filth AND Lamb of God.

  192. Brooke says:

    Wow this is not even right. This is like elementry school kids stuff except for JB no teen would be caught listening to this.

  193. Wex says:

    this is so untrue, i like alt and indie rock and also some hard rock and 80s music, listening to those bands is like torture

  194. Gothic says:

    I would like to say, I’m under fourteen and most of the music on my iPod is Nightwish, Within Temptation, Lunatica, Evanescence, Epica, Krypteria, Creed, Emilie Autumn, and so on. . .

    I HATE the “singers” mentioned above and if it was a graph about my iPod, it would be completely, 100% red.

  195. Gothic says:

    And just because I have no life, I’m going to mention some other bands I like

    Aerosmith
    Bon Jovi
    Bauhaus
    Sisters of Mercy
    Siouxsie and the Banshees
    Darude (kind of)
    Black Sabbath

    And for people who commonly listen to Evanescence and believe that it is crap, I believe otherwise. The Origin and Not For Your Ears albums were fantastic and falls under most of my gothic music categories.

  196. -.- says:

    As a teenage girl who wants to light all three of the majorities on that chart on fire, I would have to disagree.

  197. xBloodNChocolatex says:

    I think I’m offended by this chart. -.-
    I’m a teenage girl, and I would like nothing better than for those three majorities to die/jump off a cliff/suddenly turn mute.
    Plus my I-pod is full of:
    Rage against The Machine
    Led Zeppelin
    Rush
    Radiohead
    Queen
    CCR
    Blue Oyster Cult
    And many more (:

  198. Michelle says:

    i know theres like an endless trail of coments here but what the hell why not. im a teenage girl and i listen to AC/DC Metallica and other things of that nature. so bleh!

  199. Non-moose says:

    … Justin Beiber?

    Because, you know, according to sixth graders, it’s “good music”.

    =.=”

  200. Aishah Bowron says:

    Not all teenage girls like the Jonas Brothers !.

  201. courtera says:

    I’m the little red part. Queen, The Beatles, Good mucic YES. Those three, NOPE.

  202. sum1 says:

    Wow, someone spelled Hannah Montana wrong.


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