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*Poop!*
Forgot the “trying to sleep” portion. Nothing like having my cat giving me a nose itching rub right when i’m about to fall asleep.
FIRST
*needs attention*
*gets none*
….wait a sec!
People who make these graphs have sex?
maybe but why is the cat the same place this person having sex and take a crap?
When two grown-ups love each other very much sometimes they show it by.. uhh.. nevermind.
… Did anyone understand what halfbacked was trying to say?
█ (Yes – 10%)
█████████ (No – 90%)
Line graph fail
again
I thought I was the only one with a pack of cats who liked to rub against me when i pooped.
I have 3 that follow me into the bathroom no matter what I’m going. They like to compete for the spot on my lap when I’m pooping. I got a clear shower curtain just so they would stop meowing when I’m in there too.
I feel your pain. Nothing like try to dry yourself off after a shower and having a cat rub up against you transferring fur all over your wet legs. If I ignore the cat the meows just get louder and more pitiful. Sigh…never a moments peace.
This is why I keep a water pistol handy at all times…. >.>
ooooh good idea
If I’m going to the bathroom, I have one already…
the wife/mother/girlfriend loves you for that huh?
=P
im glad to see the cat always wants some attention. if it had ever been at the zero line, it would have been a deff graph fail
There should have been a “when I want to give him attention” that would have been your zero line.
Yes!! Crazy cats trip me while I’m making coffee, head-bonx me in the bathroom, meows at my door all night, then when I have a couple of minutes I want to pet one of them, they go all pointy and have to suddenly be in the other room.
This is referred to as “poopervising,” and I’m pretty sure every cat everywhere does it.
My dad used to refer to one of our cats as his “Bathroom Buddy.”
O.o
jk, i have one too…
There is definitely quiet nothing like having a cat settle down very smugly inside the pants around your ankles.
just never, never, never forget to check, no matter how tired you are… last place you want claw marks…
of course, you’re a captive audience.
‘trying to poop’????? He’s constipated?
Have you ever tried pooping with an audience?
Let alone an audience full of sharp things that touches you.
Let alone an audience full of sharp things that touches you then tries to snuggle into your dropped drawr’s?
That’s what the Water Pistol is for… (mine’s actually a garden variety mister bottle, used for BBQ flareups or wetting your hair)
Inorite? No one has even mentioned the sex.. my cat meows and rubs against me when we’re trying to get it on. Oh how many times he’s been pushed off the bed… poor kitty, never learns.
This graph looks nearly identical to my own.
Nice graph, but they forgot “typing on the computer”, which is surely in the top 3.
I like cats, but why is this a line chart?
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Imho it should be a bar chart.
In my life, there is no continuum between making dinner, having sex and trying to poop. Your mileage may vary.
(ok, sometimes there is a continuum between making dessert and having sex. keywords: strawberries, whipped cream,…
lmao, I agree with Sarah now that I’ve taken a statistics class.