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Looks like divorce time.
Meh, as long as you’re okay with being an asshole, the relationship is healthy.
In my opinion, that is.
Thank you for breaking the string of pie charts.
yes!
Finally a chart with lol value!
It’s true, though. …seriously.
Did my husband submit this?
No this is obviously submitted by my husband!
nope it was clearly mine that submitted it
All your husband are belong to me!
you can have him.
WOULD ALL YOU WOMEN JUST SHUT UP AND STOP BEING A BITCH TO
YOUR HUSBAND?
I was just wondering the same thing. He probably did, that asshole
…but the “I am right” circle should definitely be smaller.
LMAO yes it should!
there should also be a subcircle in the U R WRONG Circle saying:
“Im Actually Right But She Wont Allow It”
or more simply put:
“She Lied”
heehee… so how many fail points did i get?
I’d make one correction. The ‘I am right’ set should be totally inside the ‘I am wrong’ set. Men even if for some strange reason you are right, if you are smart you’ll admit defeat and apologize.
Yes. Because in most cases, even if you are right, chances are the woman will continue to talk until you are convinced you are wrong. We have that power.
In order to earn myself a “Venn diagram understanding – FAIL” I would like to ask for an example for the wrong-right-overlap.
You are right, but you just made a huge mistake, buster?
Trousers make my ass LOOK fat, but they don’t make it look FAT?
Ibbits? TehShay? Anyone???
*tumbleweed passes by*
I think it’s supposed to show that women, not bound by the rules of logic or historical precedent, can argue whatever the hell position they want and you have to be wrong unless her mother agrees.
goddamnit. so much.
I sense…. hostility…. No wonder you’re an asshole! :-p
Ha ha ha! lol
***masturbates***
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay …
Maybe on Planet Chauvinist, the women are generally “not bound by the rules of logic” compared to men, but on Planet Earth irrationality is pretty evenly distributed among the sexes.
Exactly. Men and women are both, overall, pathetically stupid.
Nope, J.J. Ramsey. We women have outta control hormones a lot of the time. We are irrational. Guys are too, but not as severely. I readily admit to my irrational-ness.
actually, women are generally accused of being “crazy and hormonal”
during the time right before their period (pre-menstrual syndrome), when
our estrogen is LOWEST.
So really, its when our hormone levels more closely match that of men
that we are our craziest
the difference being Men have the ability to hold back on the crazy and not want to share it with everyone
If you don’t understand it, then I hope your luck continues to hold out
K, so, in addition to “I am right” needing to be smaller, its overlap with “I am wrong” should be more of a, uhm, kiss than an actual overlap.
See, while husbands may be marginally “right” on something, it’s usually superficial – or kind of a ‘narrow spectrum’ right. This, of course, makes him ENTIRELY wrong on the broad spectrum of, well, everything.
I could go into this deeper, but it would be giving away the answers to realities women have worked for millenniums to fully hone and understand. I’d lose my girl license.
The right/wrong overlap is pretty easy to spot. A good example is the true statement that’s wrong to say anywhere other than in your own head. For instance, the girlfriend/wife has a totally hot sister. While this may be true, saying so in front of the girlfriend/wife is, more often than not, A Very Bad Idea.
Unless sleeping on the couch/floor/lawn is something you’re into.
…or if you’re into the idea of sleeping with your sister in law like I am
According to my husband, I am not fat, so there is no way any clothes could make me look fat.
Marry ‘em young, girls. Cougars of the world unite!
I approve of this Me Diagram.
Chart is accurate!
most men are just fail…. so I approve!
Am I the only one who read it in sequence of smallest (i am right) circle to largest (I am an asshole) circle… and then immediatly followed it with an
“ee-o-lee-oh” ala Dennis Leary’s “I’m an Asshole” song?
yes
Awesome – now that will be stuck in my head at my new job for a ridiculously conservative company.
You’re probably the only one, but now that you’ve mentioned it, I will be cheerfully singing it all day now. Thanks!
=D You’re welcome!
/trots off to try to find that special on youtube
loves me some Dennis Leary
Your wife´s horrible, dude.
Best. Graph. Ever.
contradiction fail wrong and right at the same time
It means that even when you’re right, you’re wrong. I gotta say, this is not the domain of men only, my husband has been know to bust that one out on occasion when he’s feeling obstreperous.
My uncle has made a science out of it. It was funny for the first 35 years of his marriage to my aunt, but now it’s better all around just to turn up the volume on the television.
That’s the joke.
It’s all part of their plan:
1) First demand “equality?
2) when everybody excepts, carve out special exceptions for women.
3) Demand those exceptions in the name of equality.
4) Manipulate debate so that women can exploit their nature as driven by evolution, but men are not allowed to act in accordance with their nature.
5) Claim an exclusive right to “know what’s best for “US”.
6) Redefine US=the woman.
Women:
When wrong: change the subject.
When right: relentlessly push on until a man concedes.
Masters at changing the issues of the conversation when it suits them. Despising men (see comments above). Self-righteous, self-serving and fundamentally unable to accept a man as their equal. But always demand equality when it suits them.
Awww, not all of us are like that!!
loool, do i smell a badly ended relationship here? boohooo
Bhahahahah! I have a new desktop wallpaper! Hope hubby likes it
How can you be both right and wrong at the same time?