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The Jonas Brothers

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  1. greytone says:

    I don’t know man… that’s a lot of blue.

  2. Brandon_ha says:

    very generous, considering one’s musical talent consists of hitting the tambourine.

  3. Stormrider says:

    Why is this a pie chart? Graph type fail.

    • aggefitz says:

      And it really is possible to have negative talent. They have certainly proved that. An alternate graph to stab at all disney stars would be to have a line graph showing number of preteen fans vs. talent level

      • says:

        Well, even though we understand their impossible level of suck, how did they manage to get so famous? Just because they have millions of screaming girls (and guys) doesn’t mean they rock.

        Lol, I did not respond to your comment at all. But whatever. :)

        I think the line graph would have to have a huge negative section. I spent a minute trying to figure out how to make Preteen Fans go up while making Talent go down. And then I realized you were talking about negative talent :)

  4. Lark says:

    the whole graph should be purple. *facepalm*

  5. Joolz says:

    This looks just like that MS Word pie chart a couple of entries ago. Is there some kind of Graph Jam template where you just change the colors and fill in the blanks representing Negligible and Quite a Lot?

  6. John McCain says:

    Word has it that they are changing the band name to The Vacuums”

  7. Shortee says:

    I have yet to discover who these brothers are or what they do. I assume it is a Disney thing because most things people find obnoxious are brought to us by Disney.

  8. David Joyner says:

    I dispute the objective scale on which you are measuring ‘talent’. And by ‘dispute’ I just mean ‘what is it?’.

  9. jbros4ever says:

    Whatever the jonas brothers rock

    • aggefitz says:

      LOL
      They are dreadfully awful guitarists. One of them has the most nasally, whiny voice ever to grace(or curse i should say) a recording studio. There are 4 other musicians in the band that do the bulk of the “music” (and I use that term loosely) who receive no credit. Congratulations, you have been swindled by the Disney marketing machine.
      *applauds*

      • me says:

        yeah fo real the singer sounds like a whiny, voice-cracking teenage who can’t sing. swindled by disney indeed.

        • manateemaniac says:

          Actually, I’m pretty sure they are no longer teenagers, are in fact in their mid-20s and if not found by Disney CHANNEL (Walt would never let such a monstrosity fall under his name, if he was still alive) would most likely be in their parents basement or being charged with pedophile.

      • Rachel says:

        I disagree, majority of fans actually do respect Jack, John Taylor, Garbo, and Ryan greatly. Of course, people who aren’t fans usually don’t know the names of people in the band; however, Nick, Joe and Kevin tend to be the exception since they get separate recognition. But I’m guessing you don’t know the names of the people in bands you don’t like. That’s quite some effort to put into something you don’t like.

        And Garbo, Jack, John, and Ryan are all part of the Jonas Brothers back up band by choice, since they get little recognition it wouldn’t be that big of a loss by Disney’s viewpoint. Fans, and their friends known as the three Jonas’, probably.

        And I agree, Nick’s voice is very nasally, usually. Sometimes it isn’t though. And when he was little, it was adorable. Some say angelic, but that’s a stretch. And even though their songs are very easy on guitar, it doesn’t mean they can’t do better. I’m sure they are all respectably well on the instruments they play, piano, guitar, drums, whatever.

        And I’m actually surprised, someone who doesn’t like The Jonas Brothers (this chart maker) actually says they have talent. That is quite rare.

        Anyway, anyone who wants to further the discussion about The Jonas Brother’s talent, take it to IMDbJB. They tend to have a very in-depth, thought out explanation about it. There are some very respectable people on there too.

        • g0st0fyou says:

          HAHA!….. Ha!!! Even us people who don’t know the names of any1 in this band (except that their last name is obviously Jonas) can pretty much decipher that their MUST be other people besides these lil kids. If it was just there wouldn’t be any sort of “music” at all (and i use that term loosely) They can’t play guitar worth crap. I saw them live on TV and they weren’t even really playing the guitars! it was lame. And how can you have in-depth, thought out discussions about a bunch of stupid Disney kids? All of the kids that started out disney and stayed in the spotlight all turned out to be whores/anorexics/druggies etc. I’m sure there are a few exceptions but none I can think of anyway… I actually feel kinda sorry for them sometimes. Do they know that they really aren’t very good? My theory is that all the pre-pubescent children are obsessed with them because of the lead singers hair.

    • threelegs says:

      hahahahahah

      i should take a screen shot of you saying this and put it on fail blog

    • PONED says:

      Yah these people need 2 get a life insted of making fun of 3 boys who r just doing what they luv 2 do.

    • Wolva says:

      *bitch slap* Who are you!? go die in a hole

    • fareha says:

      thats highly impossible…..

  10. ijjy says:

    Needs moar purple.
    Bands for the sake of money and fame dont deserve attention.

    • Jingles says:

      What about the Monkees? Because I love those guys.

      • Pyrostevo says:

        The Monkees are different… They’re from a different, more civilized era… back when this type of band actually worked… Back when kids actually gave a crap about talent since that’s what they were surrounded by… Overall the Monkees weren’t all that talented but they were awesome none the less… Much better than these “bands” nowadays…

  11. me says:

    i’m not reading through the comments but here’s my take:

    “talent” slice should not be there.

  12. Novawolf says:

    It’s been said before, but it can’t be said enough.

    Talent shouldn’t even be recorded in this. Props to whoever the hell made those brats think they had talent. Good one, like there wasn’t enough stupid crap on television and enough bad music on the radio.

  13. Port says:

    HAI GUYS I THINK THIS NEEDS MOAR PURPL

  14. cj says:

    Disney has been doing this for years. Annette Funicello, The little red headed kid from Family Affair (can’t remember his name), Alysa Milano. Disney tried to give all of these people a singing career without talent. And of course there is the debatable talent of Britney Spears.

    • g0st0fyou says:

      don’t forget miley cyrus!!! Disney is totally responsible for the creation of that monster. She’s worse than the jonas brothers times 10. Whoever thought she could sing or act is obviously blinded/hearing impaired. she is soooo not talented at ALL. I can’t stand to hear her voice. It drives me crazy!

  15. strawberryporridge says:

    This is TOTALLY true!

  16. Gordon says:

    It’s been commented on many times before but I’ll say it anyway: you have been FAR too generous with the blue.

  17. captain obvious says:

    Do you understand what a pie chart is for, fool?

  18. Cassidy says:

    Hay i hate them i think they suck eachoters balls off stage

  19. lauren says:

    should be more blue

  20. JB ROX says:

    should be pure blue

  21. ToraKouhi says:

    This is the best graph on this site! JBro’s suck. I have issues with Disney stars… all the same crap.

  22. JB=talentless girls says:

    I think you should decrease the size of talent…

  23. i luv jb says:

    ALL YOU PPL WHO DONT LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS NEED TO GO AND DIE IN A DEEP HOLE SO WE CAN BURY YOU IN POO!ewww THE JONAS BROTHERS ROCK AND NOTHING YOU PPL SAY OR DO WILL EVER CHANGE THAT!!!

    lets remember that all of you are but opinions
    THIS IS THE TRUTH!

    • Rolando, The Mexican Unipont With a sombrero, a Handlebar Moustache and a Top Hat on his Ass. says:

      So, you’re saying that because of our opinion that the Jonas Brothers suck, we should die. Like you said, it’s JUST AN OPINION.

      Let’s remember that their guitars aren’t plugged in on stage.
      THIS IS THE TRUTH

      heheh, owned.

  24. Cannon kid says:

    jb cant sing dance or act and they wear size -2 skinny jeans

  25. Lyla says:

    Too much blue… like everyone else.

  26. Mrs. Joe Jonas says:

    WAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH U??!?!?! THE JOBROS ARE THE BEST SINGERS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U R APERENTLY TONE DEAF!!!! THAT CHART SHOULD BE 100% BLUE!!!!!! U R ALL F*CKED UP IF U THINK THE JOBROS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY R THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE AND UR JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • mrs.nickjonas says:

      i sooooo agree 100% u guys r freakin retarded the jobros are sexy and talented!!! its like a packedged deal in those extremely sexy tight pants!!!

    • holly says:

      HAHAHA you’re so retarded. the ‘jobros’ make everyone sick, they should all be sent to a cave in the desert and never be allowed to return.

    • ... says:

      uh… i think your tone deaf….

  27. mrs.nickjonas says:

    thats freakin retarted!!! whoever made this is just jealous that the jobros r hot and that there a loser!!! the whole thing should be freakin blue!!! retard!!!

  28. Shredster7 says:

    did u know that 95% of teenagers would go into a total panic if the jonas bro’s were about to jump off a skyscraper?

    Are YOU One Of The 5% That Would Bring Popcorn And Invite Friends?!

    • g0st0fyou says:

      totally… I’m soo there. Actually, I might walk up behind them and give them a little push. You know, just to make sure they don’t change their minds. And It’s always good to be involved in something that would make our world a better place! And yes I am a teenage girl, and no I am NOT obsessed with the freakin jonas brothers. gross… disney kids

    • holly says:

      yes i certainly am!

  29. Deltacows1 says:

    I agree with everyone else, too much blue.

  30. John says:

    How is it that the Jonas Brothers and modern po(o)p stars are really popular, but only half of the people know who Lynyrd Skynyrd (is/are)?
    People are obcessed with bands that know basic beats, four chords, and maybe are rich spoiled brats and can hire someone to sing for them.
    Check out the guitar solo in free bird! What’s not skilled about that? Music has gone downhill ever since the appearance of Michael Jackson.

  31. Kayla says:

    why is the blue even ON here?

  32. holly says:

    the ‘level of talent’ wedge should have been smaller. as a matter of fact, this whole pie should just be all purple.

  33. Samantha says:

    THERE IS WAYYYY TO MUCH BLUE!!!
    You fail.
    The only reason why the Jonas Brothers are famous is because of Disney.
    Why Disney why?!

  34. Samantha says:

    And Shredster7, Yes I would definitely bring pop corn. I would even bring a camera! It would be awesome if they jumped off a sky scraper!
    But sadly they wouldnt do that. :’( .

    Tokio Hotel rules, Jonas Brothers suck.

  35. Tim says:

    A bar graph would make more sense

  36. buttercup says:

    Actually their level of annoyance exceeds any pie that could ever be made. It exceeds 100%, so this is about as accurate as you can get… kinda.

  37. wj says:

    too much blue!!!!! it should be entirely in purple.

  38. fareha says:

    There’s way too much blue…this graph should have been all purple…

    Jonas Suck…..that’s the kind way to put it

  39. dino says:

    I have to honestly say, this graph is right on. The blue is a bit big, but you definitely got the message through. :D

    Seriously, the Jonas Brothers are really annoying! All the fans that they somehow still have can be just as annoying too. Anyone who’d say I were just jealous of them would be wrong since I’m only jealous of people with pure talent.

  40. QWERTYCommander says:

    Too much blue.

  41. Madame Hellfist says:

    Yes, you’ve put too much blue on it, seriously, it should be 100% purple, lol.


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