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Ahahahahahahaha
FIRST
Retard.
no, you’re second and everybody hates you now.
Everybody would have hated him just as much for being a firster – possibly even more.
here is my answer to this:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2721867
Fail. Can’t have a headline about dieting without a giant picture of chocolate cake.
Bingo! I drive my gf nuts in the checkout line pointing those out.
So true. and in most countries of the world.
I love that women think there is a sex secret that men need to tell them. Here’s the secret, get naked and we’ll take care of the rest.
True.
If you will happily give us at least a BJ every week without being asked, you can have pretty much anything forever.
Oh really? I’ll have to keep this in mind. ;]
I would seriously and happily trade BJs for household chores. I hate doing the dishes, but I do enjoy pleasing my man.
I don’t like doing dishes either, but this sounds like a fair trade.
i’ll raise my beer to that call mate
That is, indeed, the ONLY “sex secret” women need to know. Put out, and do it often.
There’s on in the supermarket checkouts, I think it’s actually called “Women’s Weekly”, that inevitably have 1/2 of the cover featuring how “Joan lost 25lbs in two weeks!” and the other half with a feature of a recipe of the most ridiculously calorific cake imaginable.
And this is why I don’t read women’s magazines.
This is why I’m not a woman.
Nnghh that Wasteland at the checkout stand. O no I forgot my Science News! The
PA is playing ’60s oldies AGAIN! I FORGOT MY WALKMAN! 1 person in line & they’re paying in dimes! 666! Hellmart! (see Jesus-Walmart-Price-Fail for details)
That is so not true!!!!
*hides cosmo*
Inside The Mind Of Most Women
Consciously: “I want to be treated for my mind and my intelligence and NOT for my physical persona!!”
Subconsciously: “Oooo! All these magazines and TV shows help me focus on packaging, nesting and making myself a more attractive breeding partner!! Does this this make my butt look fat? Does this bra make my boobs look bigger? Can I REALLY eat chocolate cake and still melt those pounds away? What are the new fall hairstyles and make-up trends and accessories and fashions, gobble gobble gobble…”
The above comment is win.
And soo very true too.
It’s pretty sad.
Can I mention a related observation? In the line at the store 2 nights ago, I counted 6 different magazines of the 8 or 9 I could see with some kind of story involving Brad, Angelina, and Jennifer.
What? Jackie and Liz used to be on the cover of Every. Single. Magazine. Ever.
Things do not change yet but that they stay the same.
Or something.
Also, they’re only allowed to print articles about Pleasing Your Man.
Because seriously, if you want to please yourself, you’re a selfish cow and a terrible example to women everywhere.
Remember, girls, if your MAN is happy, then YOU are happy!
*goes off and pukes*
that is so true. the only time i’ve ever seen masturbation mentioned in cosmo it was an article about training yourself to have mutiple orgasms (to please your man) and another article about how much men whack off and why. ridiculous.
I can vouch for an article in REDBOOK circa late 1969 that gave explicit instructions for how to induce orgasms in oneself.
And darn. nobody will ever see this comment. *Last*
O rly? I c wat u did thar.
And your probably right. I second that win.
What about ’some vapid bitch has had an affair’?