Comments on: People you meet on the Web

By: CanadianBroad

CanadianBroad — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:24:53 +0000

OMG, I’ve never seen/heard that bit before. Definite LOL!! Thanks, I needed that. : )

By: jam

jam — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:19:23 +0000

*Shudder* that comment just gave me a borat flashback…

By: Blazi

Blazi — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:28:27 +0000

That’s me in the blue bubble.
And nowhere else.
…
Which explains why I’m in the blue bubble.

By: Uncle Ruckus

Uncle Ruckus — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:11:40 +0000

High five!

By: Uncle Ruckus

Uncle Ruckus — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:10:43 +0000

If you believe the first two, you clearly are not the third.

HOLLA!

By: Uncle Ruckus

Uncle Ruckus — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:09:47 +0000

At first i was like
But then I lol’d

By: Anna

Anna — Sun, 31 May 2009 01:41:08 +0000

Funny how I’m attractive single sane and female.

Or that’s what they tell me.

By: Body Lotion

Body Lotion — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:21:23 +0000

I always meet the people in the grey area.

By: jason

jason — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:34:50 +0000

this graph covers all women i meet.

By: Troed

Troed — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:28:35 +0000

I lol’d.

By: iloldpurtybad

iloldpurtybad — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:52:13 +0000

Bar Graph. That’s all I’m saying.

By: Wylizzle

Wylizzle — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:37:38 +0000

Goodness… Your kidding right.

By: Security77

Security77 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:57:22 +0000

^^^^ I love how ur name is “Danger”!

By: Kelly

Kelly — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:28:49 +0000

i guess i´m the invisible dot in the middle

By: Evertide

Evertide — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:33:26 +0000

1. Sanity is for the weak.
2. Not being single =/= not available.
So, guess being attractive is all that’s needed.

By: psychodarko

psychodarko — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:33:54 +0000

lol i love this one probably the best graph ive seen on here for a while

By: Jal

Jal — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:05:03 +0000

Sometimes it’s just too hard. -patpat-

By: J

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:03:17 +0000

Always been a disaster for me. I’m living with an ex-net boyfriend for the moment… but I wont be for long. Blinking cookoo.

By: Jal

Jal — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:00:56 +0000

I don’t get it. D:

By: Jal

Jal — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:00:11 +0000

I lol’d.

By: Pando

Pando — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:48:16 +0000

very smart thinking there!

By: Astro

Astro — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:42:00 +0000

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but while it’s relatively easy to determine your own attractiveness and/or singleness… It is actually quite difficult to determine your own mental health. Also, it tends to be the really nutty ones who are oblivious to their own mental shortcomings.

In short, I think you’re a raving lunatic. Sorry

By: Astro

Astro — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:38:08 +0000

It took me a moment…

But then I loved it.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:04:01 +0000

Since Sane is really a bad thing, the Attractive/Single grouping is all you need.

By: faetal

faetal — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:32:53 +0000

that would be the more PC version, but not funny… I give up.

By: amandah.

amandah. — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:23:01 +0000

maybe he doesn’t agree with your refuting of this graph.
just sayin’.

By: I8MYD8

I8MYD8 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:39:34 +0000

With so many people on the Internets, couldn’t this apply to the general public? Yes, and it does.

By: Orlana

Orlana — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:48:42 +0000

Same boat as you, Bean….same boat as you.

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:24:35 +0000

plenty of women are happy to settle for single

By: Neard

Neard — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:38:33 +0000

Sane? What’s that?

Oh. And my ex was about as far into the blue side as you can get and not be in a sideshow or an asylum.

By: JC

JC — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:59:26 +0000

wouldn’t it be more fitting to say “and in the middle, the perfect being – aka they prefer the gender you don’t”

Because if they are gay and YOU are ALSO gay, then that’s awesome. Right?

By: Pervert

Pervert — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:36:13 +0000

Agree 100%
Attractive is necessary, Single is preferable (not necessary ) and sane is unwanted. Haha.

Question is though Cecona – are you a guy or a gal? Lol

By: SingleBoy

SingleBoy — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:11:19 +0000

Ah, another “bi-greedy” girl to contend with…..

By: Ink Dragon

Ink Dragon — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:07:51 +0000

Sanity is a lie, like cake.

By: BrotherLove

BrotherLove — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:09:28 +0000

mc:
Sad that people have to meet other people on the Internet. My cousin met her husband that way. Sad.

rach:
How is that sad?

Maybe the cousin’s husband was looking for someone else?

“If you like pina coladas…”

By: observer

observer — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:52:37 +0000

Hyperbole is often employed in the service of humor.

By: faetal

faetal — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:47:54 +0000

And Thank you! For catching my meaning. I love you! how many criteria for interwebz meetings do you meet? (lol)

By: faetal

faetal — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:46:48 +0000

Let me draw you a Crayola Map
*I SAID ” and in the middle, the perfect being… aka, they’re gay”
MEANING, that when you’re a single woman, and you meet THE PERFECT GUY online, He’s sane, single AND attractive (nevermind polite, clean, well spoken and well read) They’re ALWAYS gay…
WTF is with everyone ASSUMING I’m gay bashing today? Do I really need to change my sign-in to BIincaseyourewondering ? Christ on a bike!

By: Cecona

Cecona — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:25:03 +0000

who would want to date a sane person? they are boring are dont share my love of hard core BDSM!! if they dont have a collection of whips and leashes I aint interested >_>

By: scully546

scully546 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:43:58 +0000

There’sa lot of things wrong with your logic (or lack thereof) but I will avoid wasting anyone’s time by pointing out the obvious: by being in a relationship you are proving the diagram right.

By: Hunter

Hunter — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:37:21 +0000

Too much Bash, all around methinks! O_o

By: GG

GG — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:17:50 +0000

And the PC police overanalyze another joke… Sexual preference matters to the person who’s looking for someone to date! Replace “gay”with “prefers the gender you aren’t” – is it funny now?

By: fizzle

fizzle — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:04:04 +0000

BAHAHAHA!!
Win.

By: fizzle

fizzle — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:02:32 +0000

Isn’t that “Attractive, single, etc.” thing from Bash?

By: rach

rach — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:56:48 +0000

I did laugh. I’m simply remarking that it is not always true.

By: rach

rach — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:54:01 +0000

How is that sad? If the relationship works out, then whats the downfall?

By: LT

LT — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:53:49 +0000

Why, yes, grossenburger, that IS the point.

By: LT

LT — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:51:23 +0000

*fails to understand what sexual preference has to do with the joke*

By: LT

LT — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:47:07 +0000

This from a fellow calling himself “Skwerlly Bob” … though I suppose no one said that you’re sane anyway.

By: Yuval

Yuval — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:45:04 +0000

No, Venn diagrams are better.
Ba-dum-pum–psh