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  1. samuel Treadway says:

    first?

  2. ___ says:

    Hahaha!!
    ” Its my party and i’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to, It’s my party and i’ll cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you”!!!

  3. Iolanda Bitch says:

    this is by far my favorite!

    • downshift says:

      ’tis a good one, and there have been many good ones up for voting just recently…
      looking forward to what will come up next on the main page!

  4. Sprite101 says:

    There should be an option for Big girls. Big girls don’t cry (not talking about Fergie)

    • LHLD says:

      i was thinking the same thing.

    • WeirdFish says:

      Wrong song.

    • Tom says:

      At some point it should also determine when it is “Judy’s turn to cry” (The Sequal to “It’s My Party”).

      Sadly, Leslie and Judy are just dumb teen age girls that do not realize that Johnny is only using his ring (the symbol of going steady) to try and get some from them.

      Of course this nonchalant attitude does bit Johnny in the butt because eventually Leslie realizes that it is not all “Sunshine Lollipops, Rainbows” etc… and he will come home to be drugged and tied to a chair while Leslie goes all psycho on him with a knife singing “You don’t own me. I’m not one of your many Toys.”

      Ok, maybe I am the only one that took it that far.

  5. Sarolite says:

    There’s no path for you to cry if it happened to you!

  6. gs says:

    wait..
    in the lyrics the person singing is the one whose party it is and the one who is crying. but the “if it happened to you” part happens to the “you” not to the person singing. does anyone know what i mean?

    • Seddah says:

      Yeah, I know what you’re saying, but in the song, “it” happened to the singer and she’s saying that you would cry if it happened to you. If it didn’t happen to you, “don’t cry”, if it did, it’s your party, so “cry”, lol

    • ema says:

      She is saying you would cry to if it happened to you, but we don’t know if she means if “it” happened to you at a party that was yours… or at any party. If it was *any* party, then maybe you would cry, but *should* you? If it was *your* party and it happened to you, then yes, you can cry. But, what if “it” happened to you and you were NOT at a party, what then??!! I am soooo confused!!

      • swazzle says:

        Indeed. There should be an option where it’s NOT your party but it DID happen to you where you DO cry. Because “you would cry too if it happened to you” whether it’s your party or not.

  7. Daniel says:

    *bows* There truly is greatness among us.

  8. Lachlan says:

    Hmmm, no cheat sheet, very odd.

  9. Isaias says:

    THe most stupid graph ever

  10. Yuval says:

    Also forgot “is there a heaven above you, baby?”

  11. Czernobog says:

    This is the sort of chart that got me frequenting this site in the first place.

    • WeirdFish says:

      So, like, when this section was actually about music and humor rather than the bitter irony and lame garbage that’s been polluting it recently? Yeah, I remember those days.

      Three months ago….

  12. Wylizzle says:

    Eugh.

  13. rb says:

    Love this, but now kinda want to see a section of the flow chart that says [boy?] -> [boys don't cry] or [big girl?] -> [big girls don't cry].

  14. Taurin says:

    I’m just wondering the average age of the commentators. The youg’uns’d prolly just look at the flowchart and go, ‘WTF?!?!’

  15. Guess Again says:

    Alright, am I the only one who thought of the movie “Problem Child” when I saw this graph?

  16. Xavier says:

    10 Internets for the person who can name the recording artist — no Googling!

  17. Bridget Jones says:

    add: are you a big girl

  18. Malibu Joe says:

    freakin’ boss.


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