Comments on: Why Someone is Knocking on Your Bedroom Door

By: kitten

kitten — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:43:46 +0000

sadly, yes. think of all the poor little kittens.

By: stashicus

stashicus — Sat, 23 May 2009 15:46:38 +0000

I do.

By: Mr. Seth

Mr. Seth — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:52:55 +0000

Oh god, I’m in tears from laughing about this “fist on wood” thing

Maybe it’s because I’m tired.

By: Son of a Nonymous

Son of a Nonymous — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:48:54 +0000

To be fair, they’re usually right…

By: ShadowVenus

ShadowVenus — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:31:01 +0000

So, every time I know on someone’s bedroom door, God kills a kitten?

By: Fegli

Fegli — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:48:46 +0000

Once you hit university, “likes to annoy residence floormates” gets a quarter of that graph.

By: JM

JM — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:46:51 +0000

HA! Love the ‘fist on wood’ innuendo!

- JM.

By: Ev

Ev — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:12:41 +0000

Um … hello … SPLINTERS.

By: SteelSkin

SteelSkin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:00:53 +0000

That’s more than the half.

By: NoOneInteresting

NoOneInteresting — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:01:21 +0000

Landshark!

By: meh

meh — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:51:12 +0000

I don’t know, some girls might like the feel of a fist of wood.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:20:22 +0000

Reasons I lock my door:

Like my privacy 13%
Masturbating 87%

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:52:02 +0000

Gross. I try not to think of women and sex together.

By: Mister Bernie

Mister Bernie — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:59:43 +0000

“feel of fist on wood”?
Nice innuendo there.

By: panenka

panenka — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:17:23 +0000

HAHAHAHAAAAHHA!!!

That was good, happens all the time. The bad thing its true…

By: brewski

brewski — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:26:57 +0000

Works well for the boys. Not quite so sure about the girls.

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:25:46 +0000

That’s a great new euphamism.

By: Domian

Domian — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:56:23 +0000

What’s with the “Knock when someones masturbating?”
When i assume, someone is Masturbating, i leave him alone for the HappyHappyFunTime!

By: Not_you

Not_you — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:56:15 +0000

nothing.

By: bugwitch

bugwitch — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:38:27 +0000

Candy Gram.

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:38:13 +0000

Does “fist on wood” mean they want to come in and help with the purple?

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:30:18 +0000

What’s so funny about this one?

By: Jake

Jake — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:23:21 +0000

Assume? from the wet squishy noises I’m pretty sure you are.

By: NoOneInteresting

NoOneInteresting — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:14:44 +0000

I’ll just assume you were masturbating.

By: Fap

Fap — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:03:36 +0000

FIRST