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This is true but it always the music that is loudest.
And the most overplayed.
I was a radio DJ for years, and we never once did a fart joke… And it was a Rock station… lol
Absolutely true for a bunch of radio stations that I never tune into anymore. LOL.
Oh GOD, it’s so true it makes me go INSANE. I carry my ipod on my commute just for this reason that there is nothing worth listening to in the morning around here.
It’s funny ’cause it’s true. I feel a cough comin’ on…
*Mhrmthemorningstiffycough hack doalittledance*
This is so true. I start work at 3am, and I live in a small town. The radio I have to listen to is actually repeat fart jokes from the day before. =[
you listen to the Dean Blundell show too?
lol
woot for 102.1
Morning radios crap in Edinburgh too, I listen to k-rock in new york instead although its on 5 hours behind my morning.
You all clearly have never listened to the magnificence that is the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 FM, WMMR in Philadelphia. Those boys have so much more in their repertoire than just fart jokes…Gadzooks!
Nah, they’re pretty lame too.
Yeah, they’ll even throw in a poo joke now and again. Golly gee willikers.
I turn that station on when Pierre comes on and not a minute earlier.
Wait, don’t tell me… five hours a morning of two guys doing and saying things THEY think are funny, a few sound effects, and endless looooonnng minute after minute of them laughing at themselves. Right?
I notice that funny should have been in the list and NOT in the chart.
This is my graph! Yay! This was inspired by my horrible morning drive! I hate radio prank calls!
Sounds like Mancow broadcasts on your station of choice.
Truest graph EVER! Cleveland radio in the AM is no better, the only station that actually plays music is a college station, and its not even that great…Ipod in the AM all the way, fart jokes are not a good way to start my morning.
Who listens to the radio anymore?
I do
I love me some Stephanie Miller (altho she does do fart jokes)
Whoo! Stephanie Miller!
Contrary to what she claims, she doesn’t really do that much in terms of fart jokes. Maybe a silly farty song once in a while, but really kinda rare for a morning show… I’m just grateful there’s no prank calls.
The woman is a goddess.
Is it so much to ask to listen to some music on the way to work?
Ha! HA! That’s like asking MTV to play music videos.
If only this graph were true. The commercials take up most of my beloved fart joke segments.
I feel that this graph is woefully inaccurate, in that it doesn’t indicate the large portion of morning radio consumed by wacky sound effects.
And the deejays laughing. And laughing and laughing and laughing. For hours on end. It sounds like a fricking loony bin, and not the cool funny kind, the kind where they have to tie people up or they’ll rip their own skin off while laughing about it.
Hey, let’s not undersell membership drives.
Jeez, you must be listening to Star 94 in Atlanta! What a bunch of losers, I stay away from “The Morning Mess”. It is indeed a mess…made by juvenile morons.
That’s why I listen to Rock 103, The Johnboy and Billy Big Show!
(pardon, my redneck is showing…)
Ugh, our local classic-rock station has TEN HOURS A DAY of these two old geezers just talking and talking and talking and talking and blah blah blah blah blah DIE DIE DIE JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EAT YOUR OWN LIVERS AND DIEEEEEEEE!!!
Ten hours a day!! Five hours during morning drive-time and then after midnight, they rerun the whole screaming nightmare over again. AIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!! Totally not-funny crap too, about how they got some intern who they’ve assigned some dumbass nickname like Loser or Hosebag to go do something completely insane like stand in the middle of Biscayne Blvd. in a suit made of cold cuts. Like, WTF???
And this chart is exactly the reason why I now have satellite radio.
I wasn’t too happy to pay for what is otherwise free, but at least I get lots of commercial and idiot free music every second of my drive to work!
Great chart!
God, so true.
CJAY92 in Calgary is horrid for this – they played 1 song in half an hour between the hours of 7:30 and 8:00am one time (real songs, but they played plenty of ‘funny’ songs).
Absolutely worthless. Gerry Forbes and his retarded fart jokes and making stupid noises. I absolutely hate morning radio and DJs.