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Concerns of Dyslexic Evangelicals


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  1. The L says:

    And hey, did you hear the one about the Satanist who can’t spell? He sold his soul to satin–he has to wear it all the time now!

  2. Setagana says:

    I LOLed

  3. Freddit says:

    LOL! So glad to finally see a funny graph on this site again.

  4. ^_^ says:

    LOL
    really one of the best graphs to see on here in quite a while

  5. dave says:

    3 thumbs up

  6. Pierre says:

    Clearly the best!

  7. chris says:

    fail. dog is god…..but santa is not satan backwards it would be atnas..which means nothing……dyslexia fail….next studpid (on porpoise) idea please.

    although the premise is funny. the result is not…

    • Tim says:

      Ah- you my friend fail. Dyslexia causes the patient to see, write and possibly say word while jumbling around the letters in said word. So this graph is a win.

      • Somebody Else says:

        Dyslexia fail – dyslexia is a blanket term for several disorders which impede the ability to read and write. It does not mean jumbling up letters randomly. A dyslectic person is more like to spell dyslexia as “dislecsha” than “lysdexia” or “dexlesia” or whathaveyou. Likewise, a dyslectic reading the word “dyslexia” for the first time might read “D… Y…. S… L… E… X… I… A… Di… Dis… Disss… Leh… Dysleks… Dysleks… ya?”, not “Lys-dek-sha”.

        Graph: Joke win, subject matter FAIL.

      • Intyalle says:

        Yes, and dyslexia is very bad in a Biology teacher, mum can speak from experience on that.

        Mitosis and meiosis, anyone?

    • naes says:

      Understanding of dyslexia fail. Try doing a little research before posting a graph fail that is, in fact, a win.

    • charro says:

      Wow you are a complete douche aren’t you. Way to make yourself look like a moron.
      Lysdexics of the world, untie!

    • inked_hippie says:

      *snort* this is the first graph that actually made me LOL.
      and I love morons being called out…you guys are hilarious.

    • josh says:

      people like you ruin the fun. Stop being such an idiot and let people enjoy the graph

    • bpe says:

      ……but santa is not satan backwards it would be atnas……
      Fail — Actually satan backwards would not be atnas, it would be natas. But dyslexia is not spelling something backwards, it is mixing up letters. That makes the Santa temptation that much more funny.

    • podgirl says:

      While Chris clearly doesn’t know how dyslexia works, he did point out to me that Santa can be an anagram for (or how a dyslexic sees) Satan…This graph was good to begin with, and now it’s even better :-)

    • Luis says:

      Wow, maybe you should look up what dyslexia is. It’s not strictly(if at all) seeing words backwards, it’s jumbling up the letters in words. Not to mention the fact that satan backwards is natas NOT atnas. You fail

    • Dave says:

      Dyslexics don’t necessarily read words backwards. They are often rearranged or missing letters completely. Also, this idea is not stupid on a porpoise, it’s stupid on purpose. You are obviously stupid on accident though.

  8. Samantha says:

    Hahaha, this is great…a funny one that actually makes you think for a second!

  9. nmad it says:

    Dyslexics of the World, Untie!

  10. Not_you says:

    strangely enough, the above-mentioned concerns seem just as valid to me as those of non-dyslexic evangelicals. in fact, being dyslexic might be an improvement, at least you’d have something to explain the stupidity.

  11. Gordon Freeman says:

    I usually end up doing what Dog wants me to do, even if I can’t understand him.

  12. Kismet says:

    HA! This is the first graphjam that I lol’ed at quite loudly…. keep ‘em coming, I needed that! Even if I did lol too hard and got a lil pepsi in my nose… it was worth it. ^_^

  13. -me says:

    Wholly crap! I love it.

  14. Heather says:

    Bwahahaha! Made of WIN!

  15. dude says:

    ha – NIW!!!

  16. Mugatu says:

    OBEY MY DOG!

  17. Matt says:

    DNA – national dyslexic association

  18. Fake E. Tufte says:

    Nicely done.

  19. 216 says:

    Yep! Pure WIN!

  20. Miss Antipodes says:

    Omg, I lol’d at work.

  21. Bloobeard says:

    Dyslexia for teh win!

  22. Al says:

    I laughed really hard at this.
    Thank you.

  23. madmonq says:

    What if it’s right either way?

  24. Boogaface says:

    Temptations from Santa? You mean TYOS?!?!

  25. The Swedish Doom Metal Pioneer John Sven says:

    I approve of this diagram.

  26. loravine says:

    I reject this diagram.

    Being dyslexic myself, I can confirm, that dyslexia is not just being awkward or backwards and mispelling words for others amusement. True dyslexics think in pictures. This means that when I think of a dog, I do not see the word DOG I see a picture of a dog.

    This affects learning when a word has no picture associated with it. I find myself fitting images to words to help me use them better.

    Dyslexics UNITE! Reject this graph in all it’s wrongness.

  27. bpe says:

    I’m actaully an evangelical who IS tempted by Santa to buy my kid more than I can afford. That makes this graph even more funny… WIN

  28. Alc says:

    A funny graph? On my Graphjam?

  29. Astro says:

    This graph gives new meaning to Santa seeing us when we’re sleeping…

  30. Tracy says:

    Hahahahahaha… GREAT. Thanks.

  31. Lakshmi says:

    This is my first real lol at a graphjam. Well done. :D

  32. For a dyslexic it may have been ‘gob’ or ’2anta’ … the reversal of characters not the reversal of words. ‘Dog’ as a reversal of ‘god’ is a satanic / atheistic / amoral throw back to the ’60′s in a effort to hurt someone’s sensibilities.

    Sad on two levels … religious intolerance and redicule of a real disability that is very difficult to overcome.

    The graph was/is humor poorly done. IMHO.

    • Astro says:

      The world is easier to bear if you’re able to laugh at yourself.

      But if that’s too hard for you to do, there’s plenty of us here who will do it for you.

      • beancounter says:

        ” I didn’t know I was dyslexic until I went to a toga party and was the only one in a goat costume”
        This was a joke sent to me by a friend who is dyslexic. He is able to see the funny side of it. It seems to work for him.

    • Xander says:

      Satanic/atheistic/amoral.

      How well-informed of you to lump all those together, as though they’re the same.

      You want to cry about hurting someone’s sensibilities? You might also try being less ignorant about religious beliefs and non-religious non-beliefs that aren’t your own.

      And obtaining a sense of humor might avail you, too. Though, really, a clue should come first.

  33. joemescher says:

    Ahhhh…Santa

  34. Dinner4JC says:

    Stupid

  35. McCow says:

    Ohhhhh ya’ll gonna rot in HELL……..I mean burn, rotten burn.

  36. Andy says:

    Ahh this is just like that one joke
    “An agnostic dyslexic insomniac stood up all night wondering if there was a Dog…”

    This graph was funny, but being a dyslexic myself I dont think you would get ‘santa’ and ‘satan’ confused. At least for me, I just mix up the first parts of words. like “Yew Nork” and “run roader”

  37. JD says:

    It ain’t dyslexic being easy.

  38. John Curd says:

    really, really good… I think the best one…


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