Comments on: Chances My Dog Really Has To Go To The Bathroom

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:04:42 +0000

this is what we have come to. We have chosen to use this amazing technology for this? Why don’t we just post trashy novels? At least that would increase our ability to READ. OMG help. Help us. We are a lost race. This is what we leave our children.

By: Dubya

Dubya — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:32:07 +0000

This graph appears to have been using Apple’s “Numbers” program, likely running on OSX.

By: jenben1427

jenben1427 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 03:37:09 +0000

Thank goodness! I thought my dog was the only one who woke me up *at least* once a night to let her out. The thing is–she doesn’t sleep with me. She sleeps two floors below me with my mother.

By: jeany

jeany — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:20:43 +0000

So Totally True!!!???!!!???

By: bornalivecrimes

bornalivecrimes — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:19:44 +0000

Seriously,

I’d just like to know what program created the graph? Origin maybe?

By: Stephen

Stephen — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:35:07 +0000

The piss-yellow monolith is the key to the success of this chart.

By: Doombird

Doombird — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:13:59 +0000

Wow, something about that big 3-D yellow bar really brings home the urgency of having to go to the bathroom.
What do you say in Holland? “Go to the bathroom” might be a little bit silly for animals, but here in America we love us some euphemisms! We eat ‘em for breakfast. But then there are those people who love their dogs more than their kids. So it’s hard to say — maybe when someone says “My puppy has to go potty,” they REALLY MEAN IT. Maybe they really have a potty for their dog. Beware.

By: Manny

Manny — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:07:35 +0000

I’d like to know too

By: Michael Swart

Michael Swart — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:41:47 +0000

It’s not just the type of graph. It’s the same joke. These charts should say something pithy. Instead it’s just examples of murphy’s law over and over.

Here are 5 more off the top of my head.
Have to go to the bathroom… most often when someone’s using it.
Find a taxi… most often when you don’t need it.
Rains… most often on vacation days and weekends
Things break… right after the warranty expires
Late to class… most often on the day of a test.

Just go through Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” song and make graphs of those… THere’s lots of ideas there. just don’t post them here.

By: Lily

Lily — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:10:04 +0000

I’m from Holland and we don’t use “going te the bathroom” for animals.. It’s really strange and ridiculous .. It’s a dog!!!!

Still a funny graph.

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:51:51 +0000

Haha, I hear that.

By: rubes

rubes — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:01:23 +0000

Win.

Amigo.

By: Mayokitty

Mayokitty — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:08 +0000

And that is why I own a cat.

By: Spingo

Spingo — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:10:49 +0000

Your dog goes to the bathroom? Mine just defecates where it wants to!

By: fubuki

fubuki — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:38:30 +0000

I’m fine with bar charts, but enough of the bar charts that are Probability that [something does something else]. I’m not wasting my hard earned money on this site for mediocre charts!

By: Kelzy

Kelzy — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:02:02 +0000

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

By: mellenmack

mellenmack — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:56:35 +0000

it’s got to be a little bit hard though, because if you think about it, there are a finite number of types of graphs. however, there are/is a plethora (what iz a plethora???) of things that can be depicted with said graphs. so in theory, sooner or later, you will tire of seeing the same old graphs because there are only so many graphs to be seen.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:22:16 +0000

And agreed.

Enough is enough, people, let’s get some new jokes.

By: Blaze

Blaze — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:40:59 +0000

Agreed.

By: fubuki

fubuki — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:35:03 +0000

Nice try, but the third dimension of this chart does not hide the fact that this is the same damn chart that keeps getting posted over and over again, with a variation in the theme. Ugh.

By: wl

wl — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:21:35 +0000

FAIL!

By: coki23

coki23 — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:13:11 +0000

first!

By: bornalivecrimes

bornalivecrimes — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:10:21 +0000

Awesome looking graph. Was that made on this site?