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Chances My Dog Really Has To Go To The Bathroom


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  1. bornalivecrimes says:

    Awesome looking graph. Was that made on this site?

  2. coki23 says:

    first!

  3. fubuki says:

    Nice try, but the third dimension of this chart does not hide the fact that this is the same damn chart that keeps getting posted over and over again, with a variation in the theme. Ugh.

    • Blaze says:

      Agreed.

      • Czernobog says:

        And agreed.

        Enough is enough, people, let’s get some new jokes.

        • mellenmack says:

          it’s got to be a little bit hard though, because if you think about it, there are a finite number of types of graphs. however, there are/is a plethora (what iz a plethora???) of things that can be depicted with said graphs. so in theory, sooner or later, you will tire of seeing the same old graphs because there are only so many graphs to be seen.

          • Kelzy says:

            Would you say I have a plethora of piƱatas?

          • fubuki says:

            I’m fine with bar charts, but enough of the bar charts that are Probability that [something does something else]. I’m not wasting my hard earned money on this site for mediocre charts!

          • Michael Swart says:

            It’s not just the type of graph. It’s the same joke. These charts should say something pithy. Instead it’s just examples of murphy’s law over and over.

            Here are 5 more off the top of my head.
            Have to go to the bathroom… most often when someone’s using it.
            Find a taxi… most often when you don’t need it.
            Rains… most often on vacation days and weekends
            Things break… right after the warranty expires
            Late to class… most often on the day of a test.

            Just go through Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” song and make graphs of those… THere’s lots of ideas there. just don’t post them here.

  4. Spingo says:

    Your dog goes to the bathroom? Mine just defecates where it wants to!

  5. Mayokitty says:

    And that is why I own a cat.

  6. Lily says:

    I’m from Holland and we don’t use “going te the bathroom” for animals.. It’s really strange and ridiculous .. It’s a dog!!!!

    Still a funny graph.

  7. Doombird says:

    Wow, something about that big 3-D yellow bar really brings home the urgency of having to go to the bathroom.
    What do you say in Holland? “Go to the bathroom” might be a little bit silly for animals, but here in America we love us some euphemisms! We eat ‘em for breakfast. But then there are those people who love their dogs more than their kids. So it’s hard to say — maybe when someone says “My puppy has to go potty,” they REALLY MEAN IT. Maybe they really have a potty for their dog. Beware.

  8. Stephen says:

    The piss-yellow monolith is the key to the success of this chart.

  9. bornalivecrimes says:

    Seriously,

    I’d just like to know what program created the graph? Origin maybe?

  10. jeany says:

    So Totally True!!!???!!!???

    :) :0

  11. jenben1427 says:

    Thank goodness! I thought my dog was the only one who woke me up *at least* once a night to let her out. The thing is–she doesn’t sleep with me. She sleeps two floors below me with my mother.

  12. Stephanie says:

    this is what we have come to. We have chosen to use this amazing technology for this? Why don’t we just post trashy novels? At least that would increase our ability to READ. OMG help. Help us. We are a lost race. This is what we leave our children.


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