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  1. Shance says:

    You forgot “to reatlliate to the ones forgetting to turn them off”.

  2. teh penguin says:

    I think most new minivans don’t have the option to turn them off. Unless removing the fuse that controls them counts?

    • Andrew C says:

      Over this side of the Atlantic, it’s only Volvos and Saabs, and these only have side lights on. Typically, the English driver needs FOG lights on a few occasions a year. I accept that there are colder, damper parts of the country than I live in.

      However, there are idiots driving around all tear with the damned things on. Why oh why don’t the manufacturers design this out? All you need is ONE relay, at a cost of a few pence, cents or yen.

  3. loliepop says:

    My car doesn’t have the option to turn them off. So, where do I fit in?

  4. rorrison says:

    I think you meant “Think they look cool”. They don’t. They look like you’re Too Stupid To Turn Them Off.

    Of course, there’s also: Defogger broken.

  5. albaNY Hawker says:

    You forgot “To wake up the asshole in the passing lane doing 5MPH under the speed limit in front of you!”

  6. KaBooM says:

    I hate those friggin’ morons that use them at night instead of headlights. Where’s a damn cop when you need one?

  7. Person 2 says:

    Mine are stuck in the on position…I CAN’T turn them off!

  8. Tim C says:

    Brilliantly here in the UK it’s illegal to use your foglights when visibility is over 100m. It’s extremely satisfying when you see some asbo chav hoodie twat in a Vauxhall Nova getting a £60 ($100) fine because he thought they looked cool

    • SteveShark says:

      Even funnier when the police haul chav-boy out of the car and give him a good kicking – but you rarely see that… :(

  9. sean says:

    Mine can only be turned on when the headlights are on (and shut off when the brights are activated) but I think they look cool.

  10. JessicaRabbit says:

    Oh my god, this person must be from Alberta!

  11. Ryan says:

    It’s a safety feature that protects me from goons who don’t turn their lights on in low light conditions. It’s quite a lot more annoying when you can’t see people coming right at you (and they likely can’t see you) in twilight, on cloudy days, etc.

  12. 3ntropy says:

    then there are the douchenozzles in their jacked up trucks whose low beams are to bright, and to add insult to injury, they have their fogs on, too.

    i flash everyone with regular lights AND foglights too.

  13. Evo7 says:

    Front fog lights? Are there any cars, (aside from the newer Minis) that have rear fog lights?

    • Andrew C says:

      ALL UK cars have rear fog light; a much more important lamp than front fogs. And yes, I would reserve a special circle of Hell for morons that don’t turn these off too! (And idiots that don’t repair failed lights, especially headlights.)

      • Evo7 says:

        Thank you for enlightening me. There are a few regions here in the states where such a thing would be fairly useful. The fog can get pretty bad along the Gulf Coast where I live, and I understand the middle and southern Appalachain Mountains can get some pretty soupy fog as well. But I just know that if rear fog lamps were introduced here, most people would find a way to use them in an asinine way.

        • Andrew C says:

          Pretty much as the graph above, but heavier on the stupidity. I suppose to be a bit fair (why should I?) that the design is worse. These really should drop out when the lights and/or engine get turned off.

          An ex Gulf coast resident, 3 years south of Houston in the 70’s!

  14. ethana2 says:

    :3 83 |

  15. *yawn* says:

    This one’s stupid. As a lot of people are pointing out, the fog lights on some vehicles stay on all the time. The fog lights on my car stay on if I’m using the automatic headlight feature.

  16. xorsyst says:

    What’s more annoying is the idiots who drive in fog and don’t turn them on! What do you think they’re for people?

  17. RJ says:

    Yeah, people with lights, yeah. (trying to fit in)

  18. RJ says:

    I love lamp.

  19. Dylan H says:

    Interesting reading the comments about some cars being made without ‘foglamps off’ switches – in Australia, you can get fined for using them inappropriately.

  20. cuckoonutkitty says:

    I honestly don’t care if you’re blind. People pull in front of me all the time if I don’t have my lights on because my car is apparently invisible. At least if you’re pissed at me because my lights are on (and I doubt you’re truly blinded by them), I know you see me. And yeah, I am that woman who drives 80 in the left lane and honks at you if you’re driving slow in front of me! Grow up people, and stop whining about things that keep people safe!

    • esq says:

      > I honestly don’t care if you’re blind
      > stop whining about things that keep people safe

      People whining because it’s kinda not obvious how blinding opposite direction traffic is going to keep people safe.

  21. colorado boy says:

    Then there’s always the US spec car with the worthless headlights and fogs that actually light up the road (Corrado, Golf)

  22. SteveShark says:

    >I honestly don’t care if you’re blind. People pull in front of me all the time if I >don’t have my lights on because my car is apparently invisible.

    Maybe you don’t have a car at all and you’re just retarded.


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