Comments on: Reasons to Leave Your Friends Behind

By: Sonia

Sonia — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:12:35 +0000

I love you.

By: flamekiller

flamekiller — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:56:15 +0000

You know, that dance isn’t as safe as they say it is.

By: Mrs_Z

Mrs_Z — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:13:07 +0000

Naw, it’s the straight-up lyric that makes it funny. Otherwise it would sound just like a… a, uh… oh! Like a graph.

By: Yee

Yee — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:34:25 +0000

Agreed.
Although for the key, it would have been nice to have something simpler like “they don’t dance” rather than straight-up lyrics.
Still, very funny, especially compared to the nonsense that has been popping up lately.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:14:34 +0000

If you look at the tag line under “Graph Jam” at the top, it states, “Music & culture for people who love charts.” So, no, this site isn’t all about music. And, while some do stray from even the culture part, there are graphs about things other than music that are funny and/or clever.

By: Braeduin

Braeduin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:07:51 +0000

Me too, I though graph jam was to make graphs out of song lyrics. Good to see one every now and again. Thanks to whoever posted it!

By: M

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:35:36 +0000

The point of the wording is to force you to begin to sing the song. Thus, when the next sentence is read and your brain is interrupted by the more serious remark, laughter ensues.

Also as a note “it’d of been better” makes no sense. What you meant to say was “it’d have been better”.

By: Cow

Cow — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:26:23 +0000

v_V Too wordy over there.

Maybe if the entire lyrics to the song weren’t posted, it’d of been better.

By: Cow

Cow — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:24:23 +0000

v_V Too wordy over there.

Maybe if the entire lyrics to the song weren’t posted, it’d of been better.

By: Stephy

Stephy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:50:27 +0000

Haha, first graph to make me lol in a looooong time!
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By: Luis

Luis — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:58:12 +0000

Heck yes, you better be able to dance. You can always get another girlfriend.

By: Chels

Chels — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:32:37 +0000

i’m pretty sure someone already used that joke on this site. but it’s still funny.

By: spiffy

spiffy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:34:20 +0000

this site hasn’t even had an actual funny graph in a long time (said before)
and especially one that’s based on lyrics from a song.
so how do you even know this? are you keeping track?
some advice, GET A LIFE

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:38:42 +0000

Why don’t you come up with one instead of being so damn critical?

By: emily

emily — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:01:11 +0000

This is also a very true graph. It’s a totally acceptable reason to leave your friends behind… =)

By: Shance

Shance — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:15:44 +0000

Awesome! We need more of these and less, Murphy’s Law graphs

By: Ash

Ash — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:35:42 +0000

This being the first funny one.

By: RS

RS — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:31:57 +0000

I know the song has funny lyrics, but to my knowledge this is the third graph here based on the Safety Dance.
Please find new material!

By: ClickClick

ClickClick — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:28:18 +0000

So cool! I bet there’s clog dancers in that video.

By: ngthagg

ngthagg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:23:19 +0000

Yep. This is the reason I started visiting this site in the first place.

Very clever.

By: CW

CW — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:51:33 +0000

That’s the first one I’ve laughed out loud at in a while.

By: Craig

Craig — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:38:48 +0000

S-A-F-E-T-Y… Dance. Damn you. Now I will have that infernal song stuck in my head all damned day! lol

By: Jono

Jono — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:26:31 +0000

I was totally expecting that graph from reading the title.

By: Operational

Operational — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:08:13 +0000

What if they dance and sleep with your girlfriend?

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