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  1. Xipe says:

    Fir…. Oh. Err…

    Nevermind.

  2. CobraJoe says:

    Am I First?

  3. nope says:

    i’m first.

  4. dave says:

    first

    *well, I got 2 out of three any way*

  5. Joshua says:

    Actually, it should be like this:

    Not all people who think they are first are actually first, yet they are still idiots.

  6. Joshua says:

    Oops, I thought img tags might be disabled in my previous post. It’s here: http://pics.livejournal.com/jodamiller/pic/000st6t7.png

    • Erik says:

      *Shrugs* or make the 2 middle ones the same size… but I’d say that there’s way more people who write First when it’s already been written unknowingly than people writing first when knowing they arn’t first.

  7. Kevin T. says:

    10th!

  8. omegakitteh says:

    this graph was already done….*coughpage5cough* still rly funny XP

  9. Destin says:

    Nicely executed.

  10. pistolgrip says:

    Ferst

  11. Kheldarn says:

    This pretty much sums it up.

  12. :P says:

    I guess this topic requires more than one chart after all…

    http://graphjam.com/2008/10/17/song-chart-memes-why-people-write-first/

  13. Jonathan says:

    This is better than the other graph, and despite other comments, actually pretty good logically speaking.

    All people who are post “first” and actually are first are idiots. All people who post first and only think they are first but aren’t are idiots as well, and people who post “first” and don’t even think they are first are still idiots.

    • g-money says:

      if it’s the case that people who write “first” are idiots–under any circumstance–then shouldn’t a circle with “because they are idiots” have sufficed?

  14. Ron Pork says:

    First!

  15. Ron Pork says:

    First!!

  16. Ron Pork says:

    First!!!

  17. Ron Pork says:

    I dun ged it

  18. charro says:

    Still twelvity fifth!

  19. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    FIRST!!!! *brags to all friends met on interwebz about how I was first on some post*
    *feels like huge accomplishment all day*
    *checks comments later-realizes is not first*
    *blogs in a very emo way about how politics, parents and psychologists are at fault for my not being first*
    *puts way too many verb-phrases in asterisks*

  20. pwner of n00bs says:

    Originality FAIL.

  21. Remolay says:

    hold on, this was already posted, I was like the 100th first

  22. ClickClick says:

    Hilarity win,
    Improvement of a Previous Chart Win,
    and Best Use of Venn Diagram EVER WIN!

  23. KatehThaKitteh says:

    I. Have. SO. been waiting for this graph after the first one about why people put “first” in comments…

  24. apple sauce says:

    People who get all bent out of shape about “first” posts really ought to find better things to worry about. Why does anyone care??

  25. lololollllllllololololoolloolollol says:

    FIRST!

  26. John McCain says:

    I won’t be first….next Tuesday.

  27. Matt says:

    First!!!!

  28. Xtin says:

    FIRST!!!!! WOO HOO IM FIRST!!!! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    FIRST, MAN!!!!! FIRRRSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

    I CAN’T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THE TRYING AND TRYING, I’VE FINALLY MANAGED TO PUT IN THE FIRSTTTTT COMMENT!!!! YAY ME!!

    SO in your face……

    1st!!!

  29. Xtin says:

    still first!!!

  30. Xtin says:

    woo hoo…….checking back again………STILL first!!!!

    1st!!!!

    • Tortoise Brain says:

      checking back after a minute, eh? you’d think that triilliions of people would look at this comment stream every second and comment 324,987 times after you, right?!?!1! well, they do, ur juzz bleyend.

  31. Xtin says:

    I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!

  32. Xtin says:

    first!!!!

    1ST!!!

    FIRST!!!!

  33. i am not telling my name says:

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. SteelSkin says:

    FIRST!

  35. Gladiator763 says:

    PRIMUS!

  36. CommonGenericIdiot says:

    First!…to notice that this is getting old…

  37. Karissa says:

    Eighty-ninth! Or at least I THINK I’m eighty-ninth… Maybe I’m just an idiot.

  38. lazy troll says:

    first yuo bitchez

  39. p@r@noid says:

    First is better than coming last

  40. lisa k says:

    wow-
    is everyone surfing the crimson tide in here?

  41. ale says:

    First…
    ah, god damn it!

  42. seventoes says:

    what’s the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?…Ones a sick duck….and I don’t remember the rest of the joke but your mother’s a whore.

  43. CANCER says:

    CANCER CANCER IS CANCER

  44. BillIsGay says:

    ¡Adiós, Patria adorada, región del sol querida,
    Perla del mar de oriente, nuestro perdido Edén!
    A darte voy alegre la triste mustia vida,
    Y fuera más brillante, más fresca, más florida,
    También por ti la diera, la diera por tu bien.

  45. Not First says:

    Not First! Booo!

  46. El che says:

    NeSeCiTo WiNDoS VisTa JaKeAMe La kNta dE jOtmEiL.
    OlA oLa oLA biba miejiko kbronS!
    ajjjajaajjjajajajjjjaaajaj
    Hun salUdo graSias
    DenaDa

  47. David says:

    I think your diagram is wrong. You are actually calling everyone idiots, even the people that are legitimately first, because the smallest circle is inside the biggest circle.

  48. Jonks says:

    No, way!

    I imagine this is all cos of the heat man. You gotta take control, live the dream yeah? If only there was someone who could just press the button. I don’t know. Dude!

  49. Abbott says:

    Who’s on first… what’s on second…

  50. glen says:

    I’m sorry, but did someone say “boobies”?

  51. boobies says:

    I’m here, did someone call?

  52. DefinitelyFirst says:

    ::Apocalypse Happens……Out Of The Rubble Emerges A Single Hand With One Finger Outstretched……A Voice Can Be Heard From Within The Rubble…:: “First”

  53. Boom Baclack says:

    Last – if only breifly.

  54. Jamie says:

    Last =)

  55. David says:

    Dammit! Somebody else wrote “last” first!

  56. dps27a says:

    I just want to say hi

  57. Where’s my comment? I can’t seem to find my id-10dashT comment?

  58. I want to say – Go Home

  59. poodlepoo says:

    Saying Fail after everything is funny fail.
    Lighten up fail!

  60. ntopics says:

    First, this is really funny because, never have I noticed that people
    begin comments with “first”. Even better than “first” I like
    when people say “listen” before they start a comment.

    thanks from tony

  61. hoitublog says:

    Yeh! Come on again!

  62. Sean says:

    Who’s on first?

  63. F. Irst says:

    Second!

  64. Ufis says:

    I like cookies!

  65. Outlet says:

    I agree. Idiots.

  66. //o-o\\ says:

    Python reference. nice.

  67. Gimboid says:

    Is this a bad time to point out that you are online?

  68. whatthehellwasthat says:

    LAST!

  69. Shibfilet says:

    harumph

  70. Furburger says:

    Jimbob.

  71. hrmph says:

    boobies

  72. lolololol says:

    first

  73. Required says:

    the internet is going to a much better place when they outlaw comments

  74. first 1 to the last of the line says:

    WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. Last says:

    FIRST TOO

  76. NoX says:

    This post has sex with chickens!

  77. McBobbin says:

    Wow how useless commenting has become EPIC FAIL

  78. The Lastman says:

    LLLLLLAAAAAASSSSTTTTTTTT

  79. I should be last says:

    BINARY FAIL (just saying FAIL)
    0000000011101100000000001000000000000000111101001000000011000000

  80. Winner says:

    FIRST

  81. Dezean says:

    I herd you liek mudkips

    (no one did that yet…)

  82. meh says:

    219th! *masturbates to potatoe*

  83. WHOH says:

    FRISTEST!!! I BE THE FRISTER! HAAAAAW!

  84. me34325 says:

    LAst!!! yess ..not for long tho

  85. Lysine says:

    Issa olive on a plate.

  86. mmmcake says:

    I like cake

  87. KurisuMurei says:

    Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew
    (Repeat in Stupid Statement Dance Mix fashion)

  88. Carlos says:

    That is the worst thing about the World of Warcraft forums, all the First posts. But they don’t stop there, first posts are followed by second, and even first page posts.

  89. Mom says:

    Boobies!

  90. Tray Dawg says:

    LAST

  91. Tray Dawg says:

    Oh, yeah, it helps when I read the previous comments. I fail.

  92. QwErTy123456789 says:

    LAST

  93. Idiocracy says:

    Everyone who writes the first comment but doesnt write “First” in it is defenitely the first and not an idiot. but he is first but doesnt say he is first but stil is and even doesnt have to say it and is not an idiot either

    Last

  94. idiots says:

    you are all dumb.
    I mean seriously
    D-U-M-B
    “last” “first” “third” “3434525th” wth?
    and most of you can’t even spell.
    I bet around 60% of you can’t understand the van circles above.
    and I best 90% out of those who can understand it don’t know what I mean by “van circles” and the last 10% probably don’t read this comment and so

    ANYONE WHO READS THIS COMMENT IS AN IDIOT.
    yeah I mean you – idiot.

    • garturo62 says:

      Your mom’s an idiot, and 100% of you is made of idiot.

      • idiots says:

        it’s amazing, no matter how dumb humanity gets, there is always someone like you to remind us all that you can get dumber.
        thank you, idiot, thank you, for if it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t know just how wise and superior I am.

        • garturo62 says:

          I’m the superior one, and your the one who just started calling everyone idiots
          you are the real idiot, and you’re getting dumber too seeing as you are part of humanity.

  95. kieran says:

    first! jk jk

  96. Fudge shoppe says:

    It amazes me that this thing stays as active as it does

    • feryhjogrkui says:

      Wake up! Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name? Well, not even last night’s storm could wake you.

      • Jiub says:

        I’ve heard them say we’ve reached Morrowind, i’m sure they’ll let us go!
        Quiet! Here comes the guard.

  97. teh h4xoorz says:

    F1rst pØst!!1!!1

  98. riley says:

    last

  99. hollaback gurl says:

    last

  100. Monkey says:

    @(0o0)@ Monkey was here.

  101. penis says:

    first

  102. rottin4skin says:

    Haaaaaa First to reply to first bitcheez.Yh Whudaman

  103. ownt says:

    436th?

    i win.

  104. Ichigo says:

    negative first!!

  105. Tortoise Brain says:

    hhhhhh

  106. kolen says:

    You people have less of a life than me.

  107. /[[]]]\ says:

    ffffflllllllllrrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyoooookkkkkkk???????????????

  108. GS33 says:

    Fools! Don’t any of you know that if this thread goes on any longer, it’ll create a black hole which will completely engulf the planet, killing all of us? For the love of white jesus and the white god, stop this madness!!!

  109. Token Taker of Destiny says:

    I EAT BOOBIES

  110. John says:

    Please ignore this comment. I am just testing something.

  111. Ckm says:

    Temporarily last. :)

  112. Grim_Cris says:

    You’re right … most of them are stupid

  113. belazir says:

    i had to laugh mightily at this, and the following string of category id-10t peoples response

  114. k7a says:

    yeah, first :) )

  115. colder says:

    lol O_o

  116. asd says:

    asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd

  117. lolrat says:

    Fist!

  118. Meeeeeeee says:

    EVERYONE SHUT UP!
    …Journey’s on the radio

  119. Nothing to contribute says:

    Ghei.

  120. An elite says:

    Boobies!!!!!

    October 28, 2008, 6:00 AM

  121. Qwaz says:

    Geez. Now I know why I dwell two doors over. This forum’s terrible. C’mon Mikey, let’s go not talk about of a penis-shaped umbrella.

  122. boobies says:

    BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  123. 84th! says:

    FIR— I MEAN, 84th!

  124. Matías says:

    Last.

  125. Fool says:

    FIRST!!

  126. And Finally says:

    Amen.

  127. aks says:

    lol i think because they are smart. :D

  128. STFD Much ? says:

    WTF… Did I just get laid ?

  129. Kris says:

    I’d just like to point out that this thread has been going since October 2008….wowza!

  130. jokerkyle says:

    don’t quite get it.

  131. Lols says:

    Hahaha… Merry Christmas you strange ppl XD

  132. I P Freely says:

    Well you definitely ain’t last

  133. splodge says:

    you are all mental…and i’ve been committed!!!

  134. Boobs says:

    ( o Y o )

  135. bob says:

    http://timestravel.typepad.com/travel/

    please vote for the Khaki ski design by Ben Brown

    help him win a new pair of skis, by donating 1 minute of

    your time to vote, and ask your friends to vote as well.

  136. Ima Ture says:

    HAH, you said member :’)

  137. Moar Boobies says:

    First in 2010!

  138. almost first says:

    2rd…….


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