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Fir…. Oh. Err…
Nevermind.
the ID-10t rule is prevalent in forums. on some forums, like Fark.com, they filter first posts and change the date and the word to “boobies” or something. works pretty well, and steals the tool’s thunder who tries it.
Boobies
*win*
nah u didn’t win :3
I think I win. Fir-BOOBIES!
i don’t think he said it interrupts it so it say TWO words that are obnoxious
Is that like Sha-POOPY?
I like boobies.
*masturbates*
It’s disturbing that you actually find saying *masturbates*, and using the namee *jack mehoff* is actually funny.
English motherfucker… do you speak it?
What?
Say what again!
What?
Who Said What?
Why?
Why Not?
no wai!
Even firster!
first
Second!
woogie boogie
This string is freaking hilarious…
I talked to Jack…he sent me to Heywood Jablome
My “call sign” is now id-10t
what?
I whistled for a cab and when it came near…
I think Jack is a fine name
*boobies*
my dogs name is jack, i like him
and i like boobies
I have boobies
Last!
the license plate said “fresh” and it had a dice in the mirr’r!!
YAHOOO!…
ehrm….
BYE!
*runs away*
*comes*back*
GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER!!!
I heard you want to fight me.
The lunatic is on the grass. The lunatic is on the grass. Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs. Got to keep the loonies on the path.
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought “Now forget it! Yo home to Bel-Air!”
i haven’t seen that show in so long….
That was a terribly great show.
LAST!!
FIR–BOOBIES!
omfg, fir…i mean…last!
( . Y . ) vs (.Y.) or ( . Y . )
which one?
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and i yelled to the cabbie, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
this chain is freaking hilarious XD
barstard took the rest of the damn song…
oh yeah, then he does that head swinging thing. HA!
Say what again. Say what again, motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Lol Wuht?!?
that boondocks was funny
True, it was, but that’s not actually from the Boondocks. Not originally, anyway. It’s from Pulp Fiction. Samuel L. Jackson said it both times.
I SAY:
WHAT WHAT?
IN THE BUTT!
thats not even a fad anymore.
5 minutes to get rid of it!
Second Base.
English motherf*cker…
At no point do they say they think they are being funny. You’re jumping to random conclusions.
They could be called Jack Mehoff.
They could be giving us an insight into what they like and what they do.
I think that insinuating you think their name is an attempt at comedy is horribly insulting. You should apologise.
Win.
Potato.
I am new at this comments. I am doing it right?
NO
potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato
TOMATO!!!!!
You spelled it wrong.. It is POTATOE
Epic win. just. EPIC. … Boobies
Um… do they taste like potatoes?
Lol loser… Potato is potato singular, and for plural it’s potatoes, with an e. Go back to school
That’s a Dan Quayle reference, NMNE.
** I meant “…idiot…” not “NMNE”.
if you read this, you are at the top of mount-moron.
which makes you the pin head on top of mount moron.
the perfect idiot.
I am superior to you.
I am superior to the combined intellect of you and everyone
you know or will ever know.
that’s how dumb you and everyone you know are.
post this comment on in 10 different spots or you will be cursed
the curse – you will be an idiot forever.
look! it’s already starting to affect you!
wow you are stupid.
This is just spam; besides, I’M SMARTER THAN YOU
gayy loard
No it’s not “Potatoe” the ‘e’ is only used in plural “potatoes”.
So don’t act like your sooooo smart, haha.
*i have boobies* – just thought id add that, haha.
A single potato has no e. The plural is spelled potatoes. FAIL.
Holy mother flock of flamingo excrement, I always thought graphjam comments were full of excrement and broken grammar, but this, THIS is QUALITY STUFF! (Oh and the usernames are insane, read some of them really fast and you’ll know what I mean.
????????
C-C-C-COMBOOO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s right!
You think your name is hilarious don’t you?
I found it funny.
grats, you are officially the only person on the interwebs that doesnt find that funny.
i’m guessing you were absent when they taught sarcasm at school huh…
queer-five!
There’s too many already…
i DONT UZ SARCAZM
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh crap, I just noticed the name LMAO hahahahah oh shit. suck it to the a-hole talking crap
holy crap me too
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato
*masturbates*
/me kicks that guy in the a-hole.
Hey.. where did my potato go?
i took ur potato hahahaha
The Vicar took your potato…
… -vomits- TELL HIM TO KEEP HIS DAMN TATER.
I’m sorry!! Your Potato has fallen off the edge of Cyberspace and now exists in the same existential nightmare that the Lolrus’ bukkit does. Could you please fill out the following forms – F27374B – Reporting Loss of Potato, F76363 – Reporting wrong spelling of Potatoe on form F27374B, F63723 – Reporting incorrect spelling of Potato on form F76363, F35462 – Reporting amount of spelling mistakes on previous forms (Number of mistakes rated in Quayles)
All these forms must be filled out in triplicate with carbon paper, and filed with the appropriate offices. please submit yourself to your friendly local happiness officer for happiness enhancement. Remember, trust The Computer, The Computer is your friend. Stay alert, trust no one, keep your laser handy.
ePIC W1n
OH TEH NOEZZ11!!?1/1?!? :O
IMA COMIN POTATO, HIDE IN TEH BUckets……….
up the a-hole you just kicked
waana see mine? lol jk
LOL!!!!!!!!! hilar…halariyu..very funnee.
First!
omg, dey alredy made 1 of deez!!!!
They did already make one of these.
We know this.
The person who made this graph knows this.
But people were complaining that the last graph was poorly done and that it would look better as a venn diagram wherein “Idiots” encompassed “They are first” and “They think they are first”. I suppose this one is better than the other.
first… errr… BOOBIES!
LOL!
if you read this – you are an idiot
This is the funniest damn string of comments I’ve ever read!…. and yet the most perverted too. You guys are adolescently-challenged pervs. you are probably boys who get telescopes for their birthdays to spy on the girl next door to them. and if you haven’t done that already, don’t get any bright ideas….
Why would she leave her window open if she didn’t want me to visually molest her via my telescope?
Oh and BTW, I would hardly call an 80 year old disabled man “the girl next door”.
UR m0m
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dood – boobies!
Yay, I’m linked to the first oneeee
Or the Boobie
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, MAN. FUCKING EPIC.
Am I First?
This is evidence you are inclusive of the set “idiots”
Gotta catch ‘em all!
Gotta fail ‘em all!
.
wait.. wrong website
Gotta Gotta Gotta try a little tenderness. (Hey I’m a Stallion baby
)
i’m first.
I’m Frist!
Haha now that’s funny.
first
i’m canned-lemonade.
I live in a giant bucket
http://graphjam.com/2008/10/17/song-chart-memes-why-people-write-first/
your not the first to make this erik
No, but he is the first one to do it properly.
Win
True, but on the good side, this one is better
This is an intentional revision of the previous graph, more accurately illustrating that even those who actually ARE first are still part of the superset “Idiots”.
Am I the only one who thinks it is sad and disturbing that you actually have to explain this?
You are not.
Yes, but it’s finally done properly.
Not being the first to make a graph about being first is comedy all in itself.
lol
iz noes… butz just tew prove a poin
6th
first
*well, I got 2 out of three any way*
Actually, it should be like this:
Not all people who think they are first are actually first, yet they are still idiots.
Understanding Venn Diagrams fail.
Isn’t that exactly what this one says? There’s nothing wrong with believing that you are first especially if you actually are first.
But you are still an idiot.
Yeah. What he said.
THAT’SWHATSHESAID
I tried posting an image, but apparently in the comments they aren’t allowed.
The “Because they are first” should be the middle sized bubble and a small “Because they think they are first” should be a small one that sticks out slightly from the middle sized bubble but is still in the big idiot bubble.
1 – Venn diagrams DO NOT SHOW relative size.
2 – No, there’s noone who is first, posts “First”, but doesn’t think he’s first.
regarding 2: someone might come to this site, see that there is a new picture, decides to grace it with a “first” comment firmly believing that someone else will be faster than himself only to find out that he indeed was the first to comment
that would make him someone who actually WAS first, but didn’t think that he was
Then, clearly, he also is NOT an idiot!
Anyone needing to let everyone else know they were first IS an idiot. Whether they WERE first is irrelevent.
“noone” is not a word.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/noone
Eve, if you were trying to show that “noone” is, in fact, a word, you would belong in the largest circle of the above diagram. If you were reinforcing that “noone” is not a word, disregard the previous sentence.
so is it a word or not?
Peter Noone…??
It is a word otherwise how could you read it?
Noone IS a word…. its that time I eat my lunch.
People ask me, “When are you going to eat lunch?”
I say, “Oh, about noone”
Then they say, “Don’t you mean noon?”
And I reply, “No. I eat my lunch at noone.”
And that’s why I don’t have any friends.
Well I realized about a week after sending it in that yes I should have made the purple circle “spill out” from the dark blue circle because, like this comment thread has proven, people do infact post “first” knowing they’re not first….
Not necessary. Those people are encompassed in the idiots. Despite Stefan’s hypothetical, I concur with Alcari; people who actually ARE first know it.
…. i’ve never felt the urge before, but i feel tempted to write “first” all over this comment….
…that would also allow for people who write “First” as their comment as they don’t think they are first but are first.
‘First’ doesn’t even sound/look like a word anymore D:
hahahah olivia your so right!!! I said it out loud three times and now it feels wierd.
Crap, I meant those who write “First?”
this technically isn’t a venn diagram, as venn diagrams must show every hypothetical possibility between sets. this is an euler diagram. most people really don’t know the difference. :\
Bueler…Bueler…………….Bueler
lol
Oops, I thought img tags might be disabled in my previous post. It’s here: http://pics.livejournal.com/jodamiller/pic/000st6t7.png
*Shrugs* or make the 2 middle ones the same size… but I’d say that there’s way more people who write First when it’s already been written unknowingly than people writing first when knowing they arn’t first.
10th!
Last!
this graph was already done….*coughpage5cough* still rly funny XP
Nicely executed.
executed sounds like a nice idea for people that say ‘first’
and dont say thats not what you meant lol
No, they shouldn’t be nicely executed, ther should be very painfully excuted.
Ferst
Fist
fir
farts
This pretty much sums it up.
I guess this topic requires more than one chart after all…
http://graphjam.com/2008/10/17/song-chart-memes-why-people-write-first/
Yes, but if you read the comments, there were many people who suggested the graph would be better executed in this fashion. Nothing wrong with giving the people what they want.
maybe we should make a new graph about people that think they were the first to point out the same mistake in the graph?
ftw
Truth!
Maybe we need a graph for those that don’t understand that this site doesn’t always publish comments as soon as you press the comment button.
This is better than the other graph, and despite other comments, actually pretty good logically speaking.
All people who are post “first” and actually are first are idiots. All people who post first and only think they are first but aren’t are idiots as well, and people who post “first” and don’t even think they are first are still idiots.
if it’s the case that people who write “first” are idiots–under any circumstance–then shouldn’t a circle with “because they are idiots” have sufficed?
First!
First!!
First!!!
I dun ged it
dun wury iz gun bk
Still twelvity fifth!
FIRST!!!! *brags to all friends met on interwebz about how I was first on some post*
*feels like huge accomplishment all day*
*checks comments later-realizes is not first*
*blogs in a very emo way about how politics, parents and psychologists are at fault for my not being first*
*puts way too many verb-phrases in asterisks*
interwebz? wtf is that?
Noob
ur mom
i bleev ’shee’ sehd tat. go n00b your mom right nowzx.
Originality FAIL.
I second that FAIL and call FIRST in his mama!
FIRST
Pi.
three
point
one
four
one
five
nine
two
six
five
three
five
ate a cheeezburgz.
lullerz.
hold on, this was already posted, I was like the 100th first
Hilarity win,
Improvement of a Previous Chart Win,
and Best Use of Venn Diagram EVER WIN!
I. Have. SO. been waiting for this graph after the first one about why people put “first” in comments…
People who get all bent out of shape about “first” posts really ought to find better things to worry about. Why does anyone care??
for the same reason you care about them caring.
You don’t understand, it works like the rage bar in World of Warcraft. I have to get at least 10 “first” comments before I am able to use the skill: [visit youporn]
FIRST!
FIRST
I won’t be first….next Tuesday.
First!!!!
FIRST!!!!! WOO HOO IM FIRST!!!! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
FIRST, MAN!!!!! FIRRRSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THE TRYING AND TRYING, I’VE FINALLY MANAGED TO PUT IN THE FIRSTTTTT COMMENT!!!! YAY ME!!
SO in your face……
1st!!!
still first!!!
woo hoo…….checking back again………STILL first!!!!
1st!!!!
checking back after a minute, eh? you’d think that triilliions of people would look at this comment stream every second and comment 324,987 times after you, right?!?!1! well, they do, ur juzz bleyend.
I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!
first!!!!
1ST!!!
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!
PRIMUS!
First!…to notice that this is getting old…
Eighty-ninth! Or at least I THINK I’m eighty-ninth… Maybe I’m just an idiot.
first yuo bitchez
First is better than coming last
That’s NOT what she said.
u guys are all fags
like everyone online
Is this a bad time to point out that you are online?
epic win
buh ZINGG.
BURN!!
idiot
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, nah. its still funny to consider people who say first idiots……. because they generally are. but what is funny is when they fuck it up by saying something utterly stupid and unrelated to the article at hand.
LAST!
Lol. Great stuff
LAST =)
wow-
is everyone surfing the crimson tide in here?
First…
ah, god damn it!
what’s the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?…Ones a sick duck….and I don’t remember the rest of the joke but your mother’s a whore.
the ending is..one is a sick duck and the other likes to suck dick.
O.O i never new the ending to that joke before…. it’s… it’s beautiful.
-tears-
“I’m Brian and so’s my wife!”
Python reference. nice.
CANCER CANCER IS CANCER
¡Adiós, Patria adorada, región del sol querida,
Perla del mar de oriente, nuestro perdido Edén!
A darte voy alegre la triste mustia vida,
Y fuera más brillante, más fresca, más florida,
También por ti la diera, la diera por tu bien.
BEANER BEATERS UNITE.
Not First! Booo!
NeSeCiTo WiNDoS VisTa JaKeAMe La kNta dE jOtmEiL.
OlA oLa oLA biba miejiko kbronS!
ajjjajaajjjajajajjjjaaajaj
Hun salUdo graSias
DenaDa
I think your diagram is wrong. You are actually calling everyone idiots, even the people that are legitimately first, because the smallest circle is inside the biggest circle.
Yeah.. where’s the part that’s wrong?
please god i think he’s sarcastic… right?
and i know it 
sorry, i’m stupid
Damn I hope your joking.
No, way!
I imagine this is all cos of the heat man. You gotta take control, live the dream yeah? If only there was someone who could just press the button. I don’t know. Dude!
Last
Who’s on first… what’s on second…
I’m sorry, but did someone say “boobies”?
I’m here, did someone call?
Primeras!
::Apocalypse Happens……Out Of The Rubble Emerges A Single Hand With One Finger Outstretched……A Voice Can Be Heard From Within The Rubble…:: “First”
Last – if only breifly.
Last =)
Last.
Dammit! Somebody else wrote “last” first!
Well, I wasn’t the first “last” but I can be the last “first.”
First!
I just want to say hi
you’re the only one with good, innocent intentions on here. *claps for dps27a*
Where’s my comment? I can’t seem to find my id-10dashT comment?
I want to say – Go Home
Go Fart Out Loud
Saying Fail after everything is funny fail.
Lighten up fail!
First, this is really funny because, never have I noticed that people
begin comments with “first”. Even better than “first” I like
when people say “listen” before they start a comment.
thanks from tony
Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Listen!
Yeh! Come on again!
Who’s on first?
yes. he is.
Second!
win. and nice name. lol
I like cookies!
I agree. Idiots.
LAST!
harumph
last
Jimbob.
boobies
ZOMfugkingG, buh doing doing doing.
first
First… wait umm last….ermmm
*masterbates*
hiya guise
the internet is going to a much better place when they outlaw comments
last
haha beat you to it
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAST
LAST
FIRST TOO
This post has sex with chickens!
Wow how useless commenting has become EPIC FAIL
Wow how failing at commenting uselessness has become EPIC.
LAST!!
First
LLLLLLAAAAAASSSSTTTTTTTT
BINARY FAIL (just saying FAIL)
0000000011101100000000001000000000000000111101001000000011000000
FIRST
I herd you liek mudkips
(no one did that yet…)
omfg mudkipzzzz
219th! *masturbates to potatoe*
FRISTEST!!! I BE THE FRISTER! HAAAAAW!
LAst!!! yess ..not for long tho
Issa olive on a plate.
I like cake
IT’S A LIE!!!!!
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew
(Repeat in Stupid Statement Dance Mix fashion)
That is the worst thing about the World of Warcraft forums, all the First posts. But they don’t stop there, first posts are followed by second, and even first page posts.
First to reply!
Second to reply!
are you my mother?
Boobies!
LAST
Oh, yeah, it helps when I read the previous comments. I fail.
LAST
Everyone who writes the first comment but doesnt write “First” in it is defenitely the first and not an idiot. but he is first but doesnt say he is first but stil is and even doesnt have to say it and is not an idiot either
Last
you are all dumb.
I mean seriously
D-U-M-B
“last” “first” “third” “3434525th” wth?
and most of you can’t even spell.
I bet around 60% of you can’t understand the van circles above.
and I best 90% out of those who can understand it don’t know what I mean by “van circles” and the last 10% probably don’t read this comment and so
ANYONE WHO READS THIS COMMENT IS AN IDIOT.
yeah I mean you – idiot.
Your mom’s an idiot, and 100% of you is made of idiot.
it’s amazing, no matter how dumb humanity gets, there is always someone like you to remind us all that you can get dumber.
thank you, idiot, thank you, for if it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t know just how wise and superior I am.
I’m the superior one, and your the one who just started calling everyone idiots
you are the real idiot, and you’re getting dumber too seeing as you are part of humanity.
first! XD
first! jk jk
It amazes me that this thing stays as active as it does
Wake up! Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name? Well, not even last night’s storm could wake you.
I’ve heard them say we’ve reached Morrowind, i’m sure they’ll let us go!
Quiet! Here comes the guard.
F1rst pØst!!1!!1
last
last
LAST MEGA! OMGWTFBBQ
@(0o0)@ Monkey was here.
first
Haaaaaa First to reply to first bitcheez.Yh Whudaman
436th?
i win.
negative first!!
Last infinity!
hooeva cumenz afta dis gui wi1l b vizitid by t3h t00th farrey @ round 5ive:OhOhpeeem. But assuming that you’re a toothless vagabond, it will just be a purposeless visit, ending with an awkward, “okay, we’ll keep in touch.”
SO DUN DUE ITZ.
woah
hhhhh
hhhhhh
You people have less of a life than me.
ffffflllllllllrrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyoooookkkkkkk???????????????
Fools! Don’t any of you know that if this thread goes on any longer, it’ll create a black hole which will completely engulf the planet, killing all of us? For the love of white jesus and the white god, stop this madness!!!
Nice. then we might have to continue mass posting
“White Jesus”, “White God” was that really necessary?
I EAT BOOBIES
Lets keep it rolling.
Please ignore this comment. I am just testing something.
So it work.
Testing again.
It’s not working.
Yet another test.
Temporarily last.
You’re right … most of them are stupid
i had to laugh mightily at this, and the following string of category id-10t peoples response
yeah, first
)
Ooh yea, slide that hard member into my puckered rectum.
lol O_o
asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd
Fist!
EVERYONE SHUT UP!
…Journey’s on the radio
FURST
Ghei.
Boobies!!!!!
October 28, 2008, 6:00 AM
Geez. Now I know why I dwell two doors over. This forum’s terrible. C’mon Mikey, let’s go not talk about of a penis-shaped umbrella.
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIR— I MEAN, 84th!
Last.
FIRST!!
Hot damn, you’re so original.
Amen.