Comments on: People who find you on Facebook

By: Stalker

Stalker — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:28:19 +0000

You forgot the creepy stalkers section.

By: sturms

sturms — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:09:39 +0000

Yeah I would put married exes and their husbands too. Double awkward.

By: sturms

sturms — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:07:39 +0000

Yeah I would put married exes and their husbands too. Double awkward.

By: sturms

sturms — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:06:26 +0000

Umm where can I find these online pinball games you speak of?

By: Darci

Darci — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:34:27 +0000

So true!! People who were too good to talk to me in high school suddenly want to be my friend? No thanks. I feel really good about finally getting to reject them after all those years.

By: Casey

Casey — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:41:01 +0000

Most exes do…that’s why we’ve moved onto better lives

By: Bjorkmeister

Bjorkmeister — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:17:51 +0000

Yes, was going to say this one as well. Might even qualify it with the “psycho” ex, who I might point out in my case is far less psycho than she was 20 years ago, but still displays the same phenomenal self-centricity.

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:02:47 +0000

A good one! Will have to amend the chart

By: Danger

Danger — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:20:32 +0000

You forgot “Ex boyfriends/girlfriends”.

By: Kevin T.

Kevin T. — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:53:46 +0000

Then if you add someone then don’t like them anymore, it’s awkward to remove them from your friends list (and kind of difficult, actually. New Facebook sux).

By: Yo

Yo — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:23:26 +0000

That’s probably because you don’t have any friends.

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:01:59 +0000

tru dat.

By: fizzle

fizzle — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:31:50 +0000

Pleh. I have better things to do than kill brain cells.
Like play online pinball. XD

By: Shance

Shance — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:35:14 +0000

You’re complaining about cheerleaders pretending to be your friend?

I’d welcome their fake friendship, just to go to the parties.

By: fizzle

fizzle — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:12:11 +0000

Oh my God, no kidding. It’s like every snotty little slutbag cheerleader who ever made fun of me in high school pretends we were best friends.

By: Floatout2sea

Floatout2sea — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:38:54 +0000

Don’t forget every slutty girl on the planet who you have never met in your life (though again, this is more myspace)

By: akay

akay — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:13:26 +0000

Add: Your boss.

How do creepy people you have no friends in common with find you if you’re not in any networks anyway?

By: Fake E. Tufte

Fake E. Tufte — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:39:13 +0000

And people wonder why I don’t waste my time setting up accounts on all those networks

By: K

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:53:58 +0000

You said it.

Add to that: relatives you’d rather not see.

By: Eddy

Eddy — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:33:59 +0000

There are fewer creepy guys on Facebook than Myspace though, I will certainly say that.

By: biscuit

biscuit — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:31:50 +0000

you forgot weird creepy guys from who-knows-where who really want to be your friend

By: brewski

brewski — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:26:45 +0000

Add “GraphJam people I hate”

By: shawnums

shawnums — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:07:42 +0000

2th!!

By: sgk

sgk — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:20:32 +0000

Mine is allllll high school people I hated and then people I’ve seen around, but don’t actually know friending me, and the last sliver would be actual friends.
But this is a pretty damn true graph.