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Mine is allllll high school people I hated and then people I’ve seen around, but don’t actually know friending me, and the last sliver would be actual friends.
But this is a pretty damn true graph.
That’s probably because you don’t have any friends.
2th!!
Add “GraphJam people I hate”
you forgot weird creepy guys from who-knows-where who really want to be your friend
There are fewer creepy guys on Facebook than Myspace though, I will certainly say that.
Don’t forget every slutty girl on the planet who you have never met in your life (though again, this is more myspace)
You said it.
Add to that: relatives you’d rather not see.
And people wonder why I don’t waste my time setting up accounts on all those networks
Add: Your boss.
How do creepy people you have no friends in common with find you if you’re not in any networks anyway?
Oh my God, no kidding. It’s like every snotty little slutbag cheerleader who ever made fun of me in high school pretends we were best friends.
You’re complaining about cheerleaders pretending to be your friend?
I’d welcome their fake friendship, just to go to the parties.
Pleh. I have better things to do than kill brain cells.
Like play online pinball. XD
Umm where can I find these online pinball games you speak of?
tru dat.
Then if you add someone then don’t like them anymore, it’s awkward to remove them from your friends list (and kind of difficult, actually. New Facebook sux).
You forgot “Ex boyfriends/girlfriends”.
A good one! Will have to amend the chart
Yes, was going to say this one as well. Might even qualify it with the “psycho” ex, who I might point out in my case is far less psycho than she was 20 years ago, but still displays the same phenomenal self-centricity.
Most exes do…that’s why we’ve moved onto better lives
Yeah I would put married exes and their husbands too. Double awkward.
Yeah I would put married exes and their husbands too. Double awkward.
So true!! People who were too good to talk to me in high school suddenly want to be my friend? No thanks. I feel really good about finally getting to reject them after all those years.
You forgot the creepy stalkers section.