Comments on: How many people I’ve slept with

By: Rachael

Rachael — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:46:49 +0000

critical commenters: give the guy a break! i laughed.

By: What

What — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:43:34 +0000

not while i was awake

By: Cyclone

Cyclone — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:05:10 +0000

who cares i slept with 15 still not complaining i can do more

By: Yes

Yes — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:24:50 +0000

You did what now?

By: Delicious Kyouchou Budgie!

Delicious Kyouchou Budgie! — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:08:44 +0000

This comment is not funny, nor is it relevant to the discussion. Matt, the poster of the comment, clearly did not consider that none of the previous discussion had any relevance towards herpes, and has nothing to do with herpes. Furthermore, it is impossible to place herpes on a desk.

By: Moron

Moron — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:29:06 +0000

No I am!

By: I

Thu, 28 May 2009 14:09:58 +0000

Yes I did.

By: You

You — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:07:40 +0000

No I didn’t

By: Pig

Pig — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:32:25 +0000

What do you want now?

By: Win

Win — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:03:19 +0000

You called?

By: Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:18:17 +0000

Pig.

By: Smirk

Smirk — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:03:28 +0000

haaaaahahahahaha

make ‘em squirm

By: Smirk

Smirk — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:02:11 +0000

Well, no.

Funny you should ask.

I don’t talk numbers.

I think most people are intimidated by numbers, whether it’s many or small.
How intimidated he is by you is related directly to your confidence level or how stern you are about not answering the number question.

By: Communist

Communist — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:12:17 +0000

Fascist.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 13:07:20 +0000

You’re a moron.

By: dugalle

dugalle — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 12:33:04 +0000

are you serious?

By: sooo not you

sooo not you — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 05:44:03 +0000

41st!!

By: gibop

gibop — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:56:00 +0000

you’ve slept with 100 percent of people?

By: Amelia

Amelia — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:45:34 +0000

Epic truth, with one corollary –
Dating new guy – 75%
Dating same guy for at least a year – 85%

By: Frank

Frank — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 08:45:19 +0000

actually on of the funnier ones lately
pity about the graph nazis wanting accurately labelled axis and for the graph to make complete sense. how about the newspapers and polititions do that first..in here I just want the graph to make me chuckle.

By: Slut

Slut — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 03:11:21 +0000

You Rang Mi’lord?

By: Dudeman

Dudeman — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:11:03 +0000

Brilliance…sheer brilliance

By: Maribel

Maribel — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:05:47 +0000

Win. :]

By: con

con — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:59:17 +0000

slut

By: chris

chris — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:40:55 +0000

That’s because you’re thinking with your ass.

By: 1ns3ct

1ns3ct — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:28:15 +0000

well, that’s what a public high school education gives us…
“Mo-Ron”s…

By: sgk

sgk — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:00:13 +0000

This entire thread is funnier than the graph could ever be.

By: sgk

sgk — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:59:43 +0000

Sounds about right, except I’d say 100% for girl friends, but that’s just me I suppose.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:27:05 +0000

Agreed.

By: Marina

Marina — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:18:28 +0000

NO! It’s much simpler:
Actual – 100%
Talking to guy friends – 100%
Talking to girl friends – 50%
Dating new guy – UNDEFINED
Talking to parents – 0%

Love this graph

By: Cheezburger

Cheezburger — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:01:48 +0000

Same.

By: MEH.

MEH. — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:00:49 +0000

Errm, no it’s not “extremely clear and to the point” – that is definitely an exaggeration. It could have been much more “clear and to the point” if the grpah was named “How Many People I’ve Slept With Based On…” – and then a nice little label on the y-axis saying “% of people slept with” or something to that effect. The graph is great, don’t get me wrong…but it takes a second. That did not, however, take away any pleasure from the graph once I realized what it was saying

By: God

God — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:54:25 +0000

Who stole my name?

By: disturbedmonkey

disturbedmonkey — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:43:55 +0000

I could have sworn that last one said “talking with my penis”…

By: Maribel

Maribel — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:11:34 +0000

Or maybe he misunderstood this graph since it’s not labeled correctly!
D-Bag.

By: Caturday

Caturday — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:05:32 +0000

Just stay away from me, I’m clean.

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:35:07 +0000

A question for the female graphjammers: does this graph also apply in reverse?

By: Saturday

Saturday — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:32:16 +0000

*SMACK!!*
I didn’t say you could speak! Back to your hole!

By: Private Parts

Private Parts — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:02:16 +0000

Well, hmmmmm, I know you are, but why you want to announce it to everyone is a mystery to me.

By: Bloobeard

Bloobeard — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:25:15 +0000

Agreed.
Idea A+
Execution C-

By: mk

mk — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:11:12 +0000

That may be because you’re not too bright. It’s extremely clear and to the point. Also, it’s funny.

By: sgk

sgk — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:04:03 +0000

The point is not that you can understand the graph, the point is that it shouldn’t be a challenge to understand it. It’s supposed to be clear. It took me a second to figure out that the percentages on the y-axis were the amounts of exaggeration depending on who he was talking with(x-axis)

By: sgk

sgk — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:01:42 +0000

The title doesn’t really work and a label is desperately needed for the y-axis. I’m guessing the y-axis is “The exaggeration of the number of people I’ve slept with” and the x-axis is “who I exaggerate the number to” or something like that.
It’s just a horrible graph.

By: Raisin

Raisin — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:14:41 +0000

I have to say, this is the first graph on this site I’ve ever actually laughed at.

By: Friday

Friday — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:09:28 +0000

Hey, leave me outta this!

By: Flippy

Flippy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:51:40 +0000

I want my herpes on you by Friday!

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:46:07 +0000

I want herpes by Friday!

By: dave

dave — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:35:12 +0000

Thanks, Red, for backing me up. You were much more diplomatic that I.

By: 216

216 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:28:37 +0000

I want you on my desk by Friday!

By: Red

Red — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:19:45 +0000

You should read the comment above you. But for further clarification:

Let’s say the graphmaker has slept with 4 women. I say 4 because it’s easy to do percentages by and I’m bad at math. But even I understood the graph. Anyway, so he’s slept with 4 women. Hence, 100% of the women he’s actually slept with would be 4. Not 100 or everyone in the world. When he’s chatting up his male acquaintances the number becomes somewhere around 6 or 7. However when he’s talking to his female acquaintances it drops to about 3. When he’s dating someone new he only admits to sleeping with 2 girls and when he talks to his parents he apparently admits to almost sleeping with 1.