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  1. Private Parts says:

    The truthiness of this graph is right on.

  2. mike says:

    so you’ve slept with 100% of the people? that’s mad

  3. Yarcofin says:

    I think your results for “Actual” area bit skewed, should read “0%”.

    • Red says:

      You should read the comment above you. But for further clarification:

      Let’s say the graphmaker has slept with 4 women. I say 4 because it’s easy to do percentages by and I’m bad at math. But even I understood the graph. Anyway, so he’s slept with 4 women. Hence, 100% of the women he’s actually slept with would be 4. Not 100 or everyone in the world. When he’s chatting up his male acquaintances the number becomes somewhere around 6 or 7. However when he’s talking to his female acquaintances it drops to about 3. When he’s dating someone new he only admits to sleeping with 2 girls and when he talks to his parents he apparently admits to almost sleeping with 1.

      • dave says:

        Thanks, Red, for backing me up. You were much more diplomatic that I.

      • sgk says:

        The point is not that you can understand the graph, the point is that it shouldn’t be a challenge to understand it. It’s supposed to be clear. It took me a second to figure out that the percentages on the y-axis were the amounts of exaggeration depending on who he was talking with(x-axis)

        • mk says:

          That may be because you’re not too bright. It’s extremely clear and to the point. Also, it’s funny.

          • MEH. says:

            Errm, no it’s not “extremely clear and to the point” – that is definitely an exaggeration. It could have been much more “clear and to the point” if the grpah was named “How Many People I’ve Slept With Based On…” – and then a nice little label on the y-axis saying “% of people slept with” or something to that effect. The graph is great, don’t get me wrong…but it takes a second. That did not, however, take away any pleasure from the graph once I realized what it was saying :)

  4. Alaina says:

    How many people you’ve slept with vs. herpes outbreaks
    I want that graph on my desk by Friday.

  5. Raisin says:

    I have to say, this is the first graph on this site I’ve ever actually laughed at.

  6. sgk says:

    The title doesn’t really work and a label is desperately needed for the y-axis. I’m guessing the y-axis is “The exaggeration of the number of people I’ve slept with” and the x-axis is “who I exaggerate the number to” or something like that.
    It’s just a horrible graph.

  7. Dexaan says:

    A question for the female graphjammers: does this graph also apply in reverse?

    • Marina says:

      NO! It’s much simpler:
      Actual – 100%
      Talking to guy friends – 100%
      Talking to girl friends – 50%
      Dating new guy – UNDEFINED
      Talking to parents – 0%

      Love this graph

    • Smirk says:

      Well, no.

      Funny you should ask.

      I don’t talk numbers.

      I think most people are intimidated by numbers, whether it’s many or small.
      How intimidated he is by you is related directly to your confidence level or how stern you are about not answering the number question.

  8. disturbedmonkey says:

    I could have sworn that last one said “talking with my penis”…

  9. Slut says:

    You Rang Mi’lord?

  10. Frank says:

    actually on of the funnier ones lately
    pity about the graph nazis wanting accurately labelled axis and for the graph to make complete sense. how about the newspapers and polititions do that first..in here I just want the graph to make me chuckle.

  11. Amelia says:

    Epic truth, with one corollary –
    Dating new guy – 75%
    Dating same guy for at least a year – 85%

  12. sooo not you says:

    41st!!

  13. Cyclone says:

    who cares i slept with 15 still not complaining i can do more


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