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Why a Man Shaves His Head


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  1. Kay says:

    racist? wtf?

  2. IPG says:

    What about prematurely bald racists that try to save money on the gym, while intending to look badass?
    Great idea, but maybe better as a venn diagram?

    • CantSpeel says:

      wouldn’t that just end up as one circle?

      • Yeah,youcant't. says:

        …are you serious? The intersection of all the qualities would be what IPG described. A venn diagram could be used to describe the intersections of all the qualities… with each circle representing each quality.

  3. Jon says:

    I don’t understand why they leave the eyebrows.

  4. Brandon_ha says:

    Hey not all skins are racists. skinheads were born out of music such as ska and reggae which involved a lot of cross racial cooperation. In fact the “two tone” ska they listened to was based upon equality. The popular checker board pattern represents black and white people living without violence and hate.

  5. xorsyst says:

    Dudes – the racist section is tiny and I guess represents racists who shave their heads because but are wrong. Chill.

  6. Mao says:

    I shaved my head to see what my head looked like . _.

    but then, I’m a lady~

  7. vervain says:

    I would have thought the yellow section would be bigger; I thought that was a popular dodge.

  8. ford says:

    Uhm, yeah. Yellow should be much larger.

    • Anono, Ms. says:

      Actually, i live in a pretty southern town and everyone I know is shaved…. because they are bald

      • ClickClick says:

        It’s an easy hairdo to keep looking nice. Well, maybe not ‘easy’ (all that shaving!) but the results are consistently good. What am I talking about?

  9. Anonom says:

    I shave my head cause I’m too lazy to wash my hair

  10. Buzzarella says:

    Yep, gotta agree that the yellow portion should be way larger. And what the heck, it actually is an improvement on some prematurely balding men! Still, good job Chris. Made me lol.

  11. richg says:

    you forgot that the BEST reason is to get a TV program as an overpaid financial analyst. As proof see the following Daily Show interview.

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=185163&title=Bed,-Bank-of-America-&-Beyond

  12. Eddy says:

    Yeah, the yellow.. aha. It actually kinda works for some people though, bald is way better than a combover for just about everyone in the world (though some documentary I saw on combovers showed a guy that shaved his head a little to comb a piece over and it kind of looked awesome.)

  13. pwner of n00bs says:

    The one thing missing from this graph that represents a large chunk of the graph as well would be, idiot (wanna be) frat boys during their freshman year.

    Bring on the flames……

  14. TheLoneIguana says:

    Makes me think of George Carlin: “If you want to be bald, just do like I did. Wait a while!”

  15. medicina says:

    You forgot “Because you’re Billy Corgan” as a slice.

  16. catty says:

    You forgot “to conceal the fact that he is balding naturally”.
    Because my dad shaves himself bald so that no one sees his bald spot. o_O

  17. tom cruise says:

    i’d make that racist slice of pie a little bigger…

  18. Minx says:

    What about the military? Or, as my fiance recently found out, one of the things you never want to hear at a barber shop “Whoops, looks like this one’s free”

  19. Silver Braids says:

    Or in the words of George Carlin, paraphrased

    “White men should never shave their heads. There is no reason to look like a freshly circumcised dick. If you want to be bald, do what I did. Wait a while.

  20. Stephen Scott says:

    Hmm… why not have a section titled, “because he wants to shave his head.” Seriously, why does a person have to have some ulterior motive, like saving money, being a racist or trying to be a badass? Why not simply because the guy wants to have no hair? This is rediculous, and for the record, it says more about people who think the look means something, than it does about the people carrying the look itself. If you assume that a person shaves his head for the reasons listed, then YOU ARE THE PERSON WITH PREJUDICE.

  21. 1389ad says:

    What about “Trying to Get Rid of Head Lice”?

  22. outsidelookingin says:

    How about if they want to look like Ghandi?


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