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FIRST!
And we’ve all been there.
Despite all the “ur a feminazi lul” responses I’m going to get…
Woo for graphs that promote effectively raping drunk girls!
UR A FEMINAZI!
Right, because drunk sex is always rape. *eyeroll* And the rueful prediction of said hot friend going off to screw someone better? Totally the hallmark of a sexual predator.
Umm… Yes?
Rape doesn’t have to mean the person is openly protesting the act. It also applies to having sex with someone when their judgment is hindered by something. ie: when they’re drunk.
Woo for all those seminars they make you sit through your freshmen year of college!
its merely a probability of sex, alcohol reduces inhibitions and in women it dramatically increases testosterone, which in turn increases sex drive.
Also, i dont know what kind of light weight drinker you are, but most the girls i know dont get drunk until at least 7-8 drinks….
That sucks that most of the girls you know are fat.
Actually, being able to drink a lot has nothing to do with body size, its metabolism. If nothing else it means all the girls he knows are either skinny or lean.
He sounds like a lucky guy to me lol
Actually I get told I’m too skinny and have yet to get drunk. I drink a lot and take shots followed by beer followed by more shots.
Weight can help with the chances of getting drunk, but not very much.
Its not that fat people are good holding their liquor, they just tend to eat more
and the food soaks up the alcohol.
Consumption of alcohol also is linked to breast cancer, and guess what, the theory is it’s the increased testosterone.
Bummer, eh. But best to be aware.
I’m not too sure I want to have sex with any women with a high level of testosterone.
Weak
If you need to get someone drunk to have a chance, you fail…
may shame fall on the creator of this graph, his family and his bastard children
Just shame? no locusts or pox?
excellent point. locusts and pox too.
And some STDS just sprinkle those in there
pox locusts and a side of that itching burning sensation
I guessing he’s well ahead of the game in that factor…
And even if you did get her into bed, dude, she’s gonna puke all over your sorry ass – beer before liquor, you know what they say.
You know, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
“beer before liquor, your gonna get sicker.
liquor before beer, have no fear”
something like that. ive heard multiple sayings similar to this.
With friends like you, who needs enemies?
with friends like that, who needs enimas?
Get outta my head! It’s not safe in there.
yeah it’s pretty dark and the cobwebs might startle someone
You get an opening like that, and that’s the best you can do? Sounds like you know from cobwebs, son.
lol so true
You know, I have the opposite reaction to sex when I’m drunk. Especially, the drunker I am. I have been known to hit my own boyfriend for trying to sleep with me while I’m drunk. Just thought I’d point out that there are some weirdos out there.
Chances that the creator of this graph is a rapist: 90%
From the inclusion of the instant reduction of chance when band member shows up, I get the impression that the graph-maker really meant ‘chances that my hot friend will hit on me because the alcohol’s making her horny’… and while agreeing to sleep with someone who’s only coming on to you because they’re drunk is certainly morally questionable I think calling it rape is stretching the word into something resembling a pretzel. Pouring drinks down someone’s throat until they agree to your demands, that’s a different thing.
Actually this is something that bothers me, the peddling of the idea that any sex while under the influence of alcohol is rape, obviously sometimes it can be, but it’s got to the point where my steady partner of two years feels he can’t agree to sex if I’ve had more than about a single shot of vodka, which annoys the hell out of me because I like sex better when I’ve had enough alcohol to relax (and I’m not talking about being falling down drunk here, I just mean more than one drink, say two or three). Maybe I’m out of line and I should sacrifice my own enjoyment so that guys who are sexual predators can’t use the ‘but she agreed’ excuse, but it doesn’t seem entirely fair.
Hmm, to be mathematically nitpicky, I don’t think that your chances would gradually decline from the second half of the last set of drinks until the guy shows up…there should be a gap, or at least the peak should be shifted right.
WOW LOL Everyone is so touchy about my graph.
To clear up some things, let me just say that I DO NOT take advantage of drunk females. But I DO let them take advantage of me.
Thank you.
AHAHA ignore the other stupid comments. This graph is hilarious! (And SO true unfortunately)
Vodka brings to Coke the thing that Coke has been missing – Vodka!
hell yeah for being a dude from a band!