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Why People Write “First” in the Comments


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  1. Manny says:

    First ? lol

  2. dofnup says:

    Fir*gets shot*

  3. LyleK says:

    First!

  4. Tim says:

    FIRST!!!!!1!

  5. miniwheats says:

    2th!

  6. Jon says:

    Well, hopefully im FIRST! lol

  7. Your Publisher says:

    I think this would work as a Venn diagram with “They’re idiots” surrounding the two other categories.

  8. Tim says:

    It would have been more accurate to have “They are idiots” as 100%, since the other two are irrelevant.

  9. fist says:

    First!!! By the way you should make it so the two bottom topics are blue and then make the top one a different color and not even have it in the pie

  10. BB says:

    I agree with Tim and was going to suggest the same solution as Your Publisher. :)

  11. Northy says:

    I think you need a new slice in your graph there… it can be purple “They are smartasses”

  12. kaylee says:

    “Idiot” does not encompass the depths of mental inadequacy. “Loser maggot” might come close.

  13. charro says:

    Twelvity fifth!!!!

  14. observer says:

    Why to people get so riled up about “first” comments? It’s bizarre. Why does anyone give a crap?

  15. 216 says:

    Far from First!

  16. CarolineA says:

    I think more people THINK they’re first than actually are

  17. teh_true_pwner says:

    LAST SO FAR! oh god I’m good

  18. Joseph says:

    Not idiot.

  19. Matt says:

    (Thirty) First!

    Meh, it’s good enough for me

  20. Wolfram says:

    Epic win?

  21. xylotism says:

    If anything there should be another section for people who are “frist.”

  22. SteelSkin says:

    39th!

  23. devilwoman says:

    LOL

  24. brandon says:

    First!

    It. Just. Doesn’t. Get. Old.

  25. Remolay says:

    1st!, wait. no where near it

  26. anon says:

    forty-fourth FTW

  27. Sige says:

    First!

    … Well I thought it was witty before I saw that everybody else had done it. :P

  28. Steven says:

    Am I the only one who is never bothered by someone saying ‘first’? Its just part of the internet.

  29. jungzx says:

    Forty-seventh!

    LOL

  30. kyle says:

    Shouldn’t this be a Venn Diagram?

  31. Fanny the Wonder Dog says:

    Fist.

  32. pirano says:

    50th. Do I get a prize?

  33. TeamKlemm says:

    Wow, NONE of you are doing it right…..it’s

    “FIRST BITCHES!! ”

    lol! Feel free to plop me in the purple Smartass section…..

  34. JenniLamb says:

    So everyone who disagrees with a forum topic and arranges their argument in an organized manner are idiots?

  35. ... says:

    Onethousandthreehundredandthirtyseventh

  36. 54 percent of all blog posts start w/ the words, “Well, it’s been a long time since I posted on here …”

  37. chris says:

    This would have been much better done as a Venn diagram.

  38. Agnus says:

    Last!!!!

  39. Athanar says:

    … This graph was asking for these “First!” replies. XD

  40. Juliet says:

    Thanks for making this graph. Why do people write ‘first’? I admit I am ignorant of the joys writing ‘first’ in any comments section may cause. Maybe you win a prize if you’re first? Do you? are there prizes to be won?

  41. Bloobeard says:

    Second last!

  42. garrito says:

    Fern. Ha, you thought I was going to say “first.”

  43. Saryna says:

    This would be better suited as a venn diagram. The “idiot” part should overlap the other two, and the “thinking they are first” should overlap the “being first”. If they are posting “first”, then they are thinking that they are first. Being first is a reason to think that you are first.

  44. kopaka says:

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Princess Me says:

    Obviously, since I’m the most important person in the entire UNIVERSE, I am…

    First!!

    Z:)

  46. Dj says:

    989743987123479749870192348908nd!!!!12$!12!!

    I’m sofa king cool! (not)…

    carry on

  47. Zggam says:

    They’re all idiots.

  48. Dirk says:

    Last.

    Eat that.

  49. Dexaan says:

    93rd! Yay!

  50. Sean says:

    Who’s on first?

  51. fail says:

    First to post as the 96th poster!

  52. Alori says:

    97th! WHOO. *shot*

  53. komute says:

    first!!

    no wait…

  54. jane says:

    all of you are IDIOTS!!!!

  55. YB says:

    This should be a venn diagram.
    Or if it had percent chances, a bar graph.

  56. asd says:

    FIRST!!!!!111111!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

  57. Blargh says:

    For once, let’s not put a comment with a certain overused word
    Inside of it. Get over it, the world is a place for jackasses. We must be Realist and let the little maggots live their dream of being firsts, O.K? Someday they’ll get it, and they will have made the most important step Towards maturity.

  58. Kelly says:

    I totally agree with you!!!!


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