Comments on: Activity engaged in when cute neighbor walks by your open door

By: EVIL

EVIL — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:01:41 +0000

FYI testicles are inside your body there is no possible way to scratch them

By: tardie

tardie — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:15:03 +0000

anal [Slice and Dice]

By: Skif

Skif — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:03:48 +0000

But not physically speaking.

By: MYTN

MYTN — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:57:01 +0000

Weird, right when I read this, I had the instinctive notion to pick my nose.

By: LT

LT — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:00:08 +0000

Scratching that much? Really? Have you tried Gold Bond?

By: HeyFace

HeyFace — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:05:51 +0000

I agree with your logic.

By: led

led — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:56:38 +0000

does this mean he should scratch his balls constantly, in hopes of seeing the cute girl more?

By: led

led — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:55:56 +0000

the y axis is probability she’ll walk by if said activity is in progress.

By: Gillian

Gillian — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:26:59 +0000

I’m glad every single day that I don’t have testicles.

By: funny face

funny face — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:42:23 +0000

anal [Summon Imp]

By: David

David — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:26:54 +0000

*Scratches balls*

By: StealingBread

StealingBread — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:12:42 +0000

This graph was done by my next door neighbor, I know it. D:

By: Sara

Sara — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:55:40 +0000

Yeah, honestly I love that this equals out to more then 100% which means that you would have to be doing more then one at the same time.

By: Phizzle

Phizzle — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:43:26 +0000

Yeah, I was thinking that. Between reading a textbook and scratching your testicles, “time spent with an open door when your cute neighbor walks by” is 100 percent occupied!

By: carlol

carlol — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:02:22 +0000

Graph seems to have been mistitled. It should have been the likely of the cute neighbor walking by when doing a certain activity

By: carlol

carlol — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:57:59 +0000

The way I took it is that the graph shows the possibility of the cute neighbor walking by during each individual activity and not the possibility of doing the activity while the neighbor is walking by. Therefore if you want to see your cute neighbor, scratch your balls

By: Epic

Epic — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:33:39 +0000

Statistically speaking, you could be caught doing all 5.

By: xylo

xylo — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:13:42 +0000

I take it this applies mostly to dorm rooms.

By: brewski

brewski — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:50:18 +0000

This is why God gave men *two* hands. Also, it doesn’t indicate that it’s one’s own nose or one’s own testicles that are being scratched. Ewwwwww…

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:32:25 +0000

Current fail content: 85%
Full of fail in: 5.3 minutes

By: David

David — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:18:51 +0000

This graph suggests that, not infrequently, you are both scratching your testicles and picking your nose. While both are enjoyable activities, please, please, PLEASE! For your safety and long-term good, enjoy one at a time!

By: Alaina

Alaina — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:02:50 +0000

i be first?

someone will post under me to say I am full of fail?

done.