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What if the gourmet 5 course meal includes tacos and hot dogs?
Is there any other kind?
There’s the kind with non-phallic foods.
Funny, I knew hot dogs were phallic, but tacos? That’s a euphemism for the femal anatomy!
Fine, fine. Non-genitalia-like foods.
girlfriends that know how to cook? girlfriends that know how to cook a 5 course meal? i’ll believe it when i see it.
amen brother
Yeah, that skill is only available to the class-change “Wife”.
even then i doubt i’d get anything good to eat. if i even want rice krispie treats done right i have to make them myself. marrying doesn’t make bad cooks into good cooks.
I feel for you guys, my girl went to a Culinary Arts collage.
The stuff she makes is better then any restaurant around.
Wow- you stare at pictures of food long enough and you can cook? I should go find a money collage, stare at it, and get rich.
Yes. Because no colleges require actual “lab” work or “practical tests”. No, they only show you books.
at least until the epic class “mother”, then it’s down to meatloaf, leftovers, and the the occasional pizza delivery
Maybe that’s why he “wasn’t hungry” when she made it.
Zing!!
Seriously, I LOL’d
Accuracy fail. I’m always equally hungry at all times.
I ate lunch at wendys today. Spent 7.24 on a baconator sandwich and medium fry and soda (rip off huh?) and walked out and smelled biscuits from the kfc up the road and was immediately hungry again.
I miss the spicy baconator. :<
I miss Dave Thomas. Rest in peace, Dave. You’re the best.
Baconator?! Sounds delicious…
I always but from the value menu
get the double cheeseburger thing, baked potato, chili, etc.
what kind of man hating crap is this? sorry if your bf is a douche, i’ll take his meal!
here here! Are there any seconds?
Ditto. Gail obviously needs a better class o’ BF. I’m spoken for–but fortunately my GF’s cookin’ *rocks*!
I dunno, “gourmet” isn’t really my kind of thing. I’ll take a nicely cooked meal, but anything ala anything generally grosses me out. Homecooked meal, though? Oh, those are love. Besides, I’m one of those guys that doesn’t really care for the easy fix, “fat” foods.
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Not always, at least. ;P
Hee. Actually, this chart is entirely fictional. My fiance happily eats pretty much everything I make, although he is often strangely hungry after not being hungry as soon as I say screw it to dinner, and just say I’m going to taco bell.
Accuracy fail! As if my girlfriend could pull off even a one course basic meal that didn’t suck.
As long as she sucks, that’s a good thing.
Win.
Your boyfriend is stupid.
Oh so true…except with my fiancee it’s pizza.
Not that I mind. Less work for me.
I hear ya. My boyfriend’s hunger level:
Velveeta Shells n’ Cheese: 99%;
Tacos: 94%;
Burritos: 82%;
Other Mexican-esque Tortilla-wrapped Foods: 89%;
Anything Made by His Girlfriend: 6%;
Anything Made by His Girlfriend Involving a Vegetable: .0007%
Agreed and agreed to within .000001% of accuracy.
Amen. Especially if the vegetable is green… then it changes to something with more like .000001%
Ok, if any of you guys who would appreciate such a meal are also up for sex more than twice a month and think that housework should be shared if both parties work fulltime, I’ll go get the kitchen ready for a bit of the first two.
(You guys get biscuits at your KFCs? Boy, are we jipped!)
^- Ideal Guy
Always up for such a meal. And the latter of the two? What guy isn’t up for that more than twice a DAY!? Housework’s easy to boot.
Popeyes has the absolute best biscuits in the universe!
No. There is another. But They would have to kill you. (So Popeye’s is where I go, too!)
where I work we have the option of a lone star steak house, hooters, tacobell, kfc, wendys, or waffle house. KFC just happened to be making biscuits at the time and I was instantly hungry again. Yesterday I went to kfc and got a 3 piece leg and thigh meal and then came home and ate an entire pizza 4 hrs later. If I had a GF to cook for me it would disappear faster trust me.
The meal or the girlfriend?
The girlfriend. With fava beans, and a nice Chianti.
well if I made her disappear then Id have to cook for myself thus killing the goose that laid the golden eggs as it were.
Psh, I’d be thrilled with twice a month at this point.
Hey, Kittah? You ever think about swinging the other way, let me know.
Lol, I’d consider it, just for someone who’s willing to bend over backwards to remind me how good my cooking is!
I forget, sometimes.
how about: i have outsourced cleaning the flat (professional cleaners) and do the rest myself. i like to cook and am pretty good at it. i like to eat home-cooked meals from girlfriends. i’ll hit the hay daily AND i’ll go down south.
The thing I don’t like about this graph is that it isn’t clear. At first I thought the meaning was “boyfriend is hungry for either 95 tacos, 60 hot dogs, or 5 gourmet meals”, before I realized that the number indicated that the numbers indicated the boyfriend’s desire for that food. Not an epic fail of a graph, but it is flawed.
Boyfriends who like hotdogs near to the same amount as tacos should be worrying for those non-bi couples…. haha, tacos…
A word of advice from guys everywhere: If you’re going to prepare a five-course gourmet meal, TELL US! Hell, tell us if you’re going to make what you know is our favourite so we don’t eat lots at lunchtime.
Um, I’m like that about ANY home-cooked meals until everybody else is full… I feel guilty if I take too much before then. ^^U
*heh-heh-heh-heh!* Tacos RULE!!!
>/Robot Chicken George Bush<
My boyfriend wolfs down anything I cook. I think not having to grocery-shop and prepare the food himself makes it taste better. Fortunately, he’s a big fan of poor-white-person-food.
Poor White person food is my favorite.
List of my favorite white-person-foods:
Hamburger Helper – Double Cheese Macaroni (w/ Frank’s Red Hot)
Spagetti – Sauce optional
Rice – Pretty much any kind, with any meat, if available
Grilled Cheese + Tomato Soup – Classic meal
Unfortunately, my GF lives 4 hours away, and we only get together on weekends. I need more good home-cooked 5-course white person meals.
Ya mean tuny sambwiches on white bread, wrapped in Saran, with Twinkies? (No, wait . . . that’s, “I was born a poor black child . . .”)
Let me say first that I am a wife of 15 years. My husband is always hungry. It doesn’t matter if he just ate a box of cookies when I cook he eats and always complements me on the dinner. I have to say I got a good one when I found my Tom! I think this person just got a dud and it might be time to rethink this relationship especially if this is worth nit picking.
So, is he morbidly obese then?
Isn’t anyone hungry like the wolves?
LOL.
I’ll probably be single until i can find a woman that can out-cook me.
If you’re a bad cook, that may actually be WHY you’re single. Girls like to know that their man can cook ONE MEAL. Seriously. That’s all we ask.
Personally, my boyfriend is the cook. It’s not that I can’t, I just don’t particularly like to cook and he loves it. I love baking, something he hates. So we have a deal… he makes the meals (usually… I do still cook) and I bake the goodies (cookies, cakes, souffles, etc. Yum!). Match made in heaven.
Oh no, you’ve got it wrong. I’m a culinary arts student. My problem may be I hold other people to too high of standards.
ROFL, anyone who can heat up a can of beans then?
Tacos is actually a very proper good meal, at least if it’s homemade, I guess some people see tacos as junk food, but then they must have had some nasty take out tacos or something.
This thread has to be one of the best ones I ran across today. Kudos to the ladies that can throwdown in the kitchen like Bobbie Flay, to those that cannot, keep trying. Although, I tend to agree with the guys that there seems to be a shortage of women with culinary skills under the age of 40 to 45 anymore. Personally, I practically live in an apron and love it!!!
It’s not such a big deal, woman today not knowing how to cook as much as women of yesterday did. We now work (in the workplace, earning pay) just as much and as hard as men do and they haven’t known how to cook for years while we stayed home and took care of the kids, house and meals! All the men that complain women can’t cook can stuff it! It’s about time that changed and more of you learn how to cook.
Why do you feel that it’s up to the woman?
And no, I can’t cook. My boyfriend does all the cooking. I’m the one who cleans the house. We share – works out perfectly.
^^ Oh and I’m not actually talking to you firecracker (as it’s obvious you are a woman), just using your post as a launching point.
well you’re all being rather rude… hell, I HAVE cooked atleast a 3 course meal for my boyfriend and HE ATE ALL OF IT! …… maybe it has something to do with my grandmere teaching me how to cook ( grandmere wanted to become a chef before she came to america…. she’s from Vienna, Austria). Oh well…. maybe most girls are too lazy… or just don’t give a damn about cooking. I personally, prefer home made stuff to fast food.
I must be one of the lucky ones. My wife is a cooking fiend. We grow all our own herbs(no not that kind). She loves to bake too. Nothing better than homemade chicken soup and made from scratch biscuits. Damnit, now I’m hungry. Think I’ll have tacos, cuz tacos are made of awesome.
Conversation at my house:
Me: “Are you hungry?”
Him: “A little, yeah…”
Me: “So if I cook, you’ll eat?”
Him: “Yeah…”
*I spend an hour prepping, cooking, making sure that food is perfect, as long as it’s served hot and fresh…*
Me: “Food’s ready!”
Him: “I’m not ready to eat right now, just leave it over there.”
*I try not to strangle him in front of our 13 year old son. Half an hour passes*
Him (as he finally takes his first bite): “This isn’t very crispy/tasty/is too chewy/doesn’t taste right… I’ll just slather it with A1. It’ll be fine.”
Yes, I feel ya.
TACOS RULE!!!!!!!
seriously. they rule.
I’m hungry all the time. I’ll eat anything (If it is food.) unless it contains: poisonous ingrediants. If it moved in the last few seconds. Or if it has tomatoes in it unless it is ketchup.
polar bear. Indeed. Polar bear.