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DAMN!
It’s funny because it’s true. I hate the American Idol Machine.
Make it stop! I’m begging you. Someone please take Ryan Secrest out back and beat him with a tire iron.
and then, put the tire iron on ebay. i’d pay good money for it, i’m sure i’m not the only one.
As long as you don’t wash it of course.
i really only watch it at the beginning of the season when its the terrible people first, then it never crosses my mind again.
yeah me too. its no fun to listen to people that can sing WELL.
There are no adjectives in the world that can describe my hatred for frakkin stupid show. And “tool” is a good descriptive for what’s-his-face, as in “not the sharpest in the shed”. I give this graph Thumbs Way Up.
Yah. And as much sex appeal as cat barf.
some people have a fetish for that.
What did this graph author do – make a 4×4 pixel graph and blow it up in paint?
Someone should do one like this for Last Comic Standing…
Guess what, Communist homosexuals–the majority of the American public doesn’t agree with you. AMERICA’S NUMBER 1 SHOW is TV-G rated, Parents Television Council approved, wholesome Christian patriot family entertainment AMERICAN IDOL! ON AMERICA’S NUMBER ONE NETWORK AND THE MOST POWERFUL NAME IN NEWS–FOX!! MAJORITY WIN, MINORITY LOSE, COMMUNIST HOMOSEXUAL IVORY TOWER INTELLECTUAL ELITIST SNOBS! If you don’t like what America likes–IF YOU DON’T LIKE AMERICA–why don’t you GET THE HELL OUT OF MY AMERICA NOW AND GO TO SURRENDER MONKEY LAND, COMMUNIST HOMOSEXUALS?
Oh yes, Communist homosexuals–HOW BIG WAS YOUR CELEBRATION ON SEPT. 11, 2001?
I–am AN AMERICAN! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN!
Wait… what? You referring to yourself? Last time I checked I was a Buddhist who works summers in China… with an elder brother serving our dear country as an officer in the Armed forces. the American Armed forces. Because I’m American, too.
Please tell me you are joking or else I’ll get one of my “Happy Fun Time Monkey Land Communist” friends to go shoot me.
This is a parody right? Nobody’s really this clueless…
What the f*ck? ^
The only entertaining part of American Idol is watching the rejects in the auditions tank and get mocked by Simon.
But the graph doesn’t even include “quality tele-”- um, never mind…
lol. I love the use of the zero. Brilliant.
Makes me glad I’ve never watched that show.
Hey guys, I’m glad you enjoyed this graph. I’ll never understand why so many people like garbage like that and “Dancing with the Stars” (which might be the STUPIDEST of them all)
You don’t get it, Communist homosexual–REALITY TV is wholesome family CHRISTIAN PATRIOT ENTERTAINMENT produced by Christian patriots, not Communist homosexual union members trying to cram their perversion down the throats of the MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC! I guess you want practicing homosexual Marc Cherry’s “Desperate Housewives” and “Will & Grace’s Homosexual Sex Orgy” instead, huh Communist homosexual? NOT IN MY AMERICA!
I’m glad that most of the general public’s I.Q. is so low that this is the sort of thing that entertains them, because that clearly seperates me from them, and YOU as well for that matter. Another reason that I don’t watch that show is that I’m a proffesional musician and as talented as some of the vocalists on the show might be, the show as a whole is completely devoid of musical sensitivity. It is just a giant corporate machine churning out a product counting on below average intellegent people like Elitism Fighter to continue to shove it down the rest of our throats… on a seperate note it is a well known fact that the guy calling everyone else a homo is ALWAYS the guy that secretly wants someone to put something up his butt… and he called us all homosexuals eight times so how gay is he?
Dear elitism fighter,
Your patriotism is heartwarming… In the sense that your obviously a person with an underpowered brain and too little will power to come up with your own opinions. Americans have caused more problems in the past 50 years than any other country.
As well, recent polls have shown people who believe in Christianity are becoming agnostic, atheist, or converting to Islam because they don’t believe in being brain-washed bible quoting morons.
And Communist homosexual? Seriously, if your going to try and troll, pick something that may enrage more then the <1% of North Americans that believe in communism. The only communist nation left is China, and how many of the Chinese have heard of graph jam?