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  1. The L says:

    Two devices that were not designed to prevent toddler-related disasters: the toilet and the VCR.

    • Ven and Jeremy says:

      Touche’!!! My cousin fed the family VCR a Peanutbutter and Jelly sandwich at one point….she said “it was hungry” Thank you for your comments!

  2. Cap'n Amaranth says:

    Good graph – but why did you use those awful textures?

    • Ven and Jeremy says:

      first graph ever submitted….perhaps we went a bit overboard….I apologize for the textures….we shall be more careful if we submit again. Thank you for the compliments and constructive criticisms though! It is much appreciated!

  3. Scot Z says:

    A friend of mine said your perspective on children changes the day you hear a toilet flush, followed by a little voice saying, “Bye-bye, keys!”

  4. Ben E. says:

    Since when is “uh-oh” an expletive and (working) toilets not necessarily in the bathroom?

    but seriously, this is awesome. Other than the textures, this is awesome.

    • Cap'n Amaranth says:

      Indeed. One cannot deny the awesome of this graph.

    • Ven and Jeremy says:

      thank you for the compliments….”uh-oh” is not generally referred to as an expletive….but I have realized (after having a child) that it strikes more fear into my soul than any actual expletive or offensive phrase anyone could ever think of.

  5. Neil says:

    haha — funny!

  6. jack mehoff says:

    In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!

  7. Bend Mehover says:

    My son yelled to me the other day…Daddy you can flush the bathroom cups, they go right down. I never laughed, not even after I was done plunging

    • Ven and Jeremy says:

      Oh NO! Sorry for your pain…lol…maybe someday you will laugh….like when his child flushes something worse! Thank you for your comments!

  8. lolbukkit says:

    We will laugh for you.

  9. !null says:

    Oh come on, people, the textures aren’t THAT bad. They kind of fit the theme (of overflowing water) and more importantly, you can still read the words!

  10. Ophelia says:

    Love it! But what are the units of alarm? 40 whats?

    • Ven and Jeremy says:

      I thought about that after we submitted this chart. I think we get a “needs improvement” on a few technical aspects! thank you for your comments!

  11. Stereotypo says:

    Geeze, Ven and Jeremy… Cut the umbilical and step back a bit whydoncha…

    • ClickClickNow says:

      Hey, Stereotypo, take a deep breath, go for a walk, come back when you’re in a better frame of mind.

  12. Miranda says:

    Giggle! I don’t have children but I can imagine the sentiment. I really like this one, textures and all :)


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