Comments on: Things I (16 year old boy) Care About

By: Flobberworm

Flobberworm — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:08:56 +0000

It’s not actually, because he hasn’t said all 16 year old boys, just himself who happens to be a 16 year old boy.

By: Stu

Stu — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:25:45 +0000

16 yo NERD, u forgot the nerd part.

By: rubywoundz

rubywoundz — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:07:01 +0000

*WIN*

By: Caity Lynne

Caity Lynne — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:22:54 +0000

mental thoughts?
as opposed to…. physical thoughts?
lol
: )

By: Caity Lynne

Caity Lynne — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:20:26 +0000

im a girl too, and it made me lol.

By: Rawr

Rawr — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:43:04 +0000

It would have been better if he said, “Engrish plz kthxbai”

By: Rebooka

Rebooka — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:11:29 +0000

Or not decent boobs. I think “a lady” is code for saggy, misshapen tits with inverted nipples.

By: wrincewind@jackwatkins.com

wrincewind@jackwatkins.com — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:30:30 +0000

no he doesn’t: re-read the title. thinks that i care about, with the qualification that he is a 16 year old male.

By: morgan

morgan — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:54:17 +0000

(gets out pc gun and shoots sean)

By: OFFENDOR

OFFENDOR — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:29:06 +0000

FUUUUUUCK YOU ALL I HAAAATE NIIIIGERS, ARE YOU OFFENDED NOW?

By: AIP

AIP — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:50:16 +0000

What?
That doesn’t make any sense, so a guy has to be attracted to a woman, fair play, but what have her breasts got to do with it?
How old are you? 15?

By: BlackKite

BlackKite — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:09:23 +0000

Also, if boys didn’t love boobs so much, how would there be babies? It’s the whole point for guys to be attracted to women and eventualy have kids, or else the human race would die out.

By: BlackKite

BlackKite — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:07:06 +0000

That was awesome.

By: Benz

Benz — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:07:57 +0000

and as for that lady who is “not easily offended”, maybe a walk on the sketchier side of the world wide web will open your eyes.

By: Benz

Benz — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:06:35 +0000

I actually can’t believe this one 16yo boy’s oversimplification of reality has turned into this epic long discussion about abolutely nothing. It’s like watching Seinfeld.

By: aeleb

aeleb — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:36:27 +0000

does it say anything about homosexuals? does it say that this applies to all boys around this age? no. way to fail at understanding what the graph says.

By: aeleb

aeleb — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:32:45 +0000

he’s 16, he can’t vote.

By: aeleb

aeleb — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:32:22 +0000

and hilarious. win.

By: aeleb

aeleb — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:30:36 +0000

you’re only 16. plenty of time left for growin’. i’m sure they’ll be lovely.

By: aeleb

aeleb — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:22:53 +0000

venn, not vinn.

By: aeleb

aeleb — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:21:03 +0000

it does not say that all 16-year-olds feel this way. it says what this one particular 16-year old cares about.

By: Urdumb

Urdumb — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:00:15 +0000

You’re either homosexual (if you are that’s a personal choice), female, or not 16 yet. Every boy thinks about boobs quite a lot when they’re 16. I’m going on 19 and I’m still in that phase myself. There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s human nature.

By: anon

anon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:44:51 +0000

Yes, the more I care about the economy the more it’s going to magically get better. Glad I’m not stupid!

By: Bentley

Bentley — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:54:37 +0000

I am a gay 15 year old, and I do not endorse this graph.

By: Neil

Neil — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:11:40 +0000

Uh, dude, yes, it was ironic, because Xtreme was *being* ironic!

By: Gm

Gm — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:22:27 +0000

Would be much better with circle within a circle graph: yellow on outer part, blue in the areola-e part, and the red smack dab in the center kinda nipplin about.

By: Gm

Gm — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:20:56 +0000

Would be much better with circle within a circle graph: yellow on outer part, blue in the areola-e part, and the red in the middle kinda nipplin about.

By: sophie

sophie — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:57:54 +0000

MY BOOBS ARE NOT SYMBOLIC DAMNIT! >.>

and I don’t remember whether or not I was being serious….yikes.

By: riiiiight

riiiiight — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:56:14 +0000

I bet you don’t have boobs.

By: umm...hello?

umm...hello? — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:54:23 +0000

I think that 16 is probably close to the stage in all men where the male hormones are pretty much running the show. With this being said, the sad truth is that the hero and economy pies are greatly exaggerated.

sexism? how about reality.
…..that and boobies rock.

*masturbates*

great now i feel ashamed…..

*masturbates again*
ahhh, that’s better.

By: Neil

Neil — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:43:05 +0000

But, really, how can breasts intersect? I mean, have you ever seen intersecting boobs in your life? (And, if you have, were you on a 4th dimensional plane or on drugs?) So it’s impossible for an intersecting venn diagram to represent boobs.

(Just giving you a taste of your own medicine here, being ultraliteral and nitpicky about the graph suggestions. )

By: Neil

Neil — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:39:58 +0000

It’s SYMBOLIC, sophie, it’s SYMBOLIC. I think this wins the Nitpicky Comments of the Year award (unless you’re joking, in which case, OK… )

By: Lemonbread

Lemonbread — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:14:20 +0000

Excellent attitude!

Also, hell yes on the Heroes.

By: I'm bringing funny back

I'm bringing funny back — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:25:00 +0000

Seriously guys? Seriously? Can’t you just laugh at a funny graph without reading into the perveness, nerdiness, or stupidity of it?

It’s just funny. Whether it’s true or not, it’s funny.

People these days…

By: sophie

sophie — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:23:25 +0000

while it would insite more giggles, it would bother me so much. What is a single boob? I mean, as someone with a pair myself, I would just feel unbalanced with one. And as I said above, one is kind of useless (unless you’re actually breast feeding…)

And as someone else said, your ears should be warm….

By: sophie

sophie — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:19:44 +0000

yes! That was my thought exactly. And all those other females who were offended will probably try to kick me out of the gender for this but still:
A very simple venn diagram for an even more simple-minded boy than the op. Each circle is a breast (labled left and right) and where they meet, forming cleavege, “both!”
Because really, what is one boob without the other?

By: Turk

Turk — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:38:02 +0000

That is English. Use a dictionary if you don’t believe me.
Ironic, isn’t it, that you think ‘words’ like “kthxbai” count as English, but words like “sexism” and “prejudice” aren’t …
“kthxbai” looks more like the product of a seizure while typing (or keyboard tourettes) than English to me.

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:14:44 +0000

Also:

While it would be great if it was true, I think some of those who have defended this graph may have looked into it a little bit TOO much. It’s not “one person’s honest opinion” more than likely, or some other deep, thought-inspiring reason. It’s a joke. About boobs. So while I think it’s great that you have been defending the graph, I believe that it’s really a lot simpler than it is made out to be.

In closing,
( . ) ( . )

That is all.

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:08:59 +0000

I agree completely. It is a JOKE graph. On a site full of…JOKE graphs! Anybody who took this seriously needs to get their head out of their arse, and learn to appreciate the finer things in life. (Like humor, or Boobs!)

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:55:28 +0000

Amen, sistah!

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:54:47 +0000

Very well said about what thelorax very well said!

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:51:55 +0000

I agree. I found that gay women I’ve worked with are more conscientious and work harder than most men, because they’re trying to fit in and be accepted in a man’s world.

Straight women, on the other hand, usually try to fit in by being cute and charming and sexy (not always — I’ve known a lot of hard-working, conscientious straight women, too).

But gay women don’t usually play that game. So they’re stuck with just having to be as good or better than men. I’ve respected the professionalism of almost all the gay women I’ve known.

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:48:56 +0000

Well, good! Don’t give into the BS that surrounds you in TV and movies and advertising, that you have to look a certain way or have an ass like this or boobs like that or whatever. You’re made the way you’re made, and keep your body healthy and fit, and you’ll be beautiful regardless of what shape or size you come in (hmm, that sounded dirty…). Just be yourself and be the most beautiful self you can be — both inside and out (and a beautiful inside is worth a lot more than a beautiful outside in terms of attracting guys for more than one night).

So I’m glad we could make you feel better. Since boobs make US feel better, it’s only fitting that we made YOU feel better!

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:40:59 +0000

And we love you lovely girl and your lovely boobs.

“couldn’t give a rat’s arse about how they come, as long as they come.”

Yes, we always want boobs to come. (Huh? )

“all I care about is that my ears are warm.”

That’s so sweet! Should be on a Valentine’s card or something…

Darling when I’m with you
And my head is between your boobs
All I care about is that my ears are warm
And that they’re warmed by none other than you!

(Brings a tear to one’s eye. :’-) )

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:37:57 +0000

Well, I respect your point of view (and, obviously, there are people who like fake boobs when they’re undressed, or they wouldn’t be so popular). But I have to say that when I see a pair of fake boobs, it’s just the biggest turn-off for me. The pair can be perfectly sized and shaped (for fakes ones, anyway); and yet, the minute I see they’re fake, I’m like “Uggh.” No interest at all, really. So that’s my POV anyway.

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:33:10 +0000

I actually thought he was talking about superheros, like superman and spiderman, until just now. right, he’s talking about the tv show. duh.

By: KT

KT — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:36:56 +0000

*dumb
typ-o

By: KT

KT — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:36:30 +0000

People should really loosen up, its JUST A JOKE. srsly, you phail.
I’m a 16 year old girl and I lol’d. up tight women are annoying, IT’S JUST A DAMB GRAPH ¬¬

By: e

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:10:45 +0000

lolllllllllllll

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:49:26 +0000

Pure WIN!