Comments on: Carrie, Will You Marry Me?

By: beatles#1

beatles#1 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:56:52 +0000

no one gives a crap

By: The Core of Epocity

The Core of Epocity — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:18:10 +0000

FAIL!!!!

…but sorry paul. better luck next time…

By: 42

42 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:10:44 +0000

everyone knows that blargh is spelled with a h.

By: Bri

Bri — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:31:19 +0000

I hope she says yes! If my bf did this, I would! Let’s hope you don’t have to move this to failblog

By: Secret Man Toy

Secret Man Toy — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:52:30 +0000

You promised you would leave him for me though!

By: someone

someone — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:23:49 +0000

because you risk ruining your life and the life of the one you love if you give the wrong answer.

By: someone

someone — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:22:44 +0000

if she’s a nerd, get her before somebody else snaps her up

By: LizinBinary

LizinBinary — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:33:17 +0000

Make a graph

By: LizinBinary

LizinBinary — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:31:58 +0000

We should get married. We have the same standards.

By: maria

maria — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:26:06 +0000

FTW!

By: sincostan

sincostan — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:58:24 +0000

Lies, damned lies and statistics.

Yes I am a mathematician. See if he had done an expression it wouldve worked. but – Paul…unlucky man.

hey chicka bomp bomp

By: Geekgirl

Geekgirl — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:21:19 +0000

So is a marriage, but crazy bride-zillas won’t let the beginning of a marriage occur without a ridiculous amount of fanfare and planning and obsessiveness and as big a guest list as they can afford. Bells and whistles all around. They want ceremony and something memorable and something that gives everyone an opportunity to stop by and congratulate her. So, in my mind, I see nothing wrong with a guy (or a girl, seeing as this is the 21st century) taking the same public, bells-and-whistles approach to a proposal.

By: Geekgirl

Geekgirl — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:11:39 +0000

Sorry to hear the time wasn’t right for her. This really was so cute! I don’t know how much was said about marriage as a possibility before you sprang this on her, but as an engaged female in her 20s, I’m of the opinion that marriage is a HUGE commitment, as well as being a full on partnership. Memorable proposals are great, but because of what it represents, I think it’s essential to have discussed it previously and be certain of an answer.

By: Skif

Skif — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:22:18 +0000

Grammar: You’re doing it wrong.

By: Skif

Skif — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:20:21 +0000

Wait. Just. A. Minute.

You’re not actually Paul’s brother?
*gasp*
I couldn’t tell!

By: Skif

Skif — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:18:04 +0000

Yeah! And he should capitalize it as well!

By: Skif

Skif — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:10:46 +0000

Actually, the middle part of a Venn Diagram shows when those two things are together. This middle part is labeled “Will you marry me?”. So basically, Paul and Carrie get together, and he asks her to marry him.

By: buster

buster — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:29:09 +0000

I feel sorry for all of the other Paul’s who have a girlfriend named Carrie. awkwardddddd!

unless of course she said yes and that’s what he wanted.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 21:49:48 +0000

Tell that to the people that propose at concerts/sporting events/restaurants.

If you’ve got a girl/guy dorky enough to share an enjoyability over this site and lulz are had all around, well, why the hell not?

I’d have said yes….

By: weaselpwnz0r

weaselpwnz0r — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:44:56 +0000

thank you so much for saying that.

By: drea

drea — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:48:57 +0000

and some man would be spared a lifetime of living with someone over the age of 14 that uses the “word” EVAR

By: Amanda

Amanda — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:13:04 +0000

Lame. Good answer, Carrie.

Sorry she said No but can you blame her? A proposal is supposed to be a special, private moment for 2 people. Not something that happens on the Internet for the whole damn world to see.

By: Fizzix

Fizzix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:33:41 +0000

Orly? I think I missed that one.

By: cinnamon8

cinnamon8 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:31:47 +0000

Awwwwwwww!

By: Cornmeal

Cornmeal — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:17:15 +0000

Word selection fail. If she says “know” that’d be pretty irrelevant.

By: joe

joe — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:05:25 +0000

aww thats so sweet

By: Athene

Athene — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:48:31 +0000

My husband proposed at a Ren Faire and it was beautiful. We went on to have a Ren style wedding and everyone keeps telling us how much they enjoyed themselves on that day (it’s been over three years).

By: Toastt

Toastt — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:21:08 +0000

haha =]

By: ashley

ashley — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:07:41 +0000

you mean if she says no

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:48:17 +0000

coolest thing ever!

By: JadedLilth

JadedLilth — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:05:24 +0000

Too true. Bi’atch!

By: JadedLilth

JadedLilth — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:52:21 +0000

You’re girl friend is so uncool! I’m a chick and I would love to be proposed to at a Ren Fair or on a lols website ^^

This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen!

By: Rina

Rina — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:08:21 +0000

You know, if she says know we can just move this whole thing right over to fail blog

By: Nwabby

Nwabby — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:57:12 +0000

Hahaha

By: Adam

Adam — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:17:16 +0000

Or she’s a nerd and YOU DON’T WANT HER! RUN! RUN!

Is it just me or does this proposal look kinda like balls?

By: james

james — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:18:02 +0000

commitment, your doing it right, best of luck

By: j

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:41:34 +0000

ugh. knowing what a union is fail.

By: heydabop

heydabop — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:10:47 +0000

I’m surprised there haven’t been more people saying they’re Carrie.

By: Dapper Swindler

Dapper Swindler — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:23:53 +0000

After 150+ posts in this thread, what do you think the chances are of your message getting through?

By: Caboose

Caboose — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:19:55 +0000

Hey chicka bomp bomp.

By: Midge

Midge — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:23:07 +0000

o…….k……..

By: gilamonster71

gilamonster71 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:12:21 +0000

Dude. Do a screen-saver next. Don’t give up. Nerd rules!

By: Al

Al — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:56:23 +0000

Thankyou, Internet Socrates. Any more assumptions presented as truths for us today?

By: Bloobeard

Bloobeard — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:40:32 +0000

Where do I send the cheque? Oh, and no, I could never marry someone who doesn’t capitalise their name. I am sure that you are otherwise quite nice.

By: amandatheingenue

amandatheingenue — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:41:33 +0000

That is sweet

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:53:57 +0000

I WILL MARRY YOU PAUL!!1

By: Paul's Older Brother

Paul's Older Brother — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:33:16 +0000

Paul,

How many times have I told you, you really need to work a little harder at this romance thing? I mean.. a chart with two circles and two names? WHat about the families? What about a heart chart? What about some sparkle? Where’s the ring? Carrie said no because she knows that this is how you do EVERYTHING. A little bit of promise, but no follow through, man. You gotta put in the effort. Remember that big idea you had? The one that you didn’t follow through on? That you gave to me to play with because you were bored with it? ANd then got pissed when I made $500k selling it and didn’t give you any? You’re a smart guy, but you can do better than this. You know I love ya, bro. Just step up your game.

(okay, not actually Paul’s older bro or even related to Paul in any way, shape or form).

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:30:57 +0000

Paul got roflstomped.

By: Dapper Swindler

Dapper Swindler — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:59:54 +0000

Best Sven Diagram yet.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:53:43 +0000

You should make a chart.