Comments on: Flying Saucer Sightings

By: runlevel0

runlevel0 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:36:52 +0000

Well, that’s what HTML entities are for

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but as elfinugget demonstrates

“the system” does not think, but the programmers do

By: runlevel0

runlevel0 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:08:02 +0000

Ai saw de motha-ship it waz totally like vodka-bottle but moar bigger!

By: runlevel0

runlevel0 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:05:58 +0000

Sven diagrmas are like Venn diagrams, but made in Sweden.
The protocol used begins with drinking a couple of glasses of Finnish vodka or Aqvavit…

By: runlevel0

runlevel0 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:03:40 +0000

You took the tests at Fail blog?

ROFLMAO

My IQ is somewhat above 1e+17 (If I say it on the internet must be true!)

By: HopoTen

HopoTen — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:30:41 +0000

True dat.

By: bre

bre — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:32:11 +0000

Wuh? The axes aren’t wrong…the whole 130> thing is, but the axes are the right way around. Definitely.
‘cos it’s the number of UFO sightings that is being measured, no?

By: whatif

whatif — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:55:02 +0000

Aliens are stealing our intelligence!

By: RayvenRayge

RayvenRayge — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:16:20 +0000

Question: Why do UFOs ONLY ever seem to come to N. America first? Aliens vs. Monsters posed a good point asking something similar (Really they just said this is the only country they ever come to)

By: Dapper Swindler

Dapper Swindler — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:14:31 +0000

Wow, such wit!

We’re all so lucky you took the time to add that comment, Turk.

I mean, you showed me, that’s for sure. I’m gonna…rather, GOING TO, think twice about how I post things in the future on this board.

Everyone better look out, Turk is on the scene, and your grammar is going to be reviewed. And if you’re going to make joke, it had better make sense to Turk, because Turk has the last word on what is and what isn’t worthwhile humor. And, if Turk doesn’t get you with his refined razor sharp intellect that spawned such pwn3g3 as “Neither does attempting to make sense. Or grammar.”, Katillac might just post links to comments in other threads.

Turk and Katillac are locking it down, people! I, for one, welcome their superior tastes, they clearly are our betters.

By: Where's my refund?

Where's my refund? — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:24:24 +0000

Your graph has the axes wrong. Graph-knowledge fail.

By: Sean

Sean — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:09:05 +0000

ah fink it iz duh bazebawl gayme.

By: Sean

Sean — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:08:25 +0000

You know what else is weird? You put * in your swear word to cover up TWO letters. O=
Last time I checked, it was uck. Not uk.

By: Zoey

Zoey — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:36:51 +0000

In the Wechsler’s Intelligence Test for Adults about 110-120 is where you get people who do well in school (master’s and so forth)- if you get about 130 and over, then you’re talking about a few of the very smart but “bug-ass” crazy folk that spend all their life playing WOW while their wives and girlfriend leave them and some work in fields publishing “novel” research.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:37:01 +0000

You know what’s so f*king weird?? This one time? I heard that there are people? In like, other parts of the world? Who don’t even speak English? That must mean they’re TOTAL idiots! omg!!!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:35:14 +0000

I’m also a Mensan… and I’m pretty sure I haven’t had ANY encounters with UFO’s.

And I’m too fat to be abducted.

My botany professor, however, was convinced that my miscarriage was not a “blighted ovum” like my doctor told me, but rather an elaborate ploy by an otherworldly time-traveling species to obtain my embryo.

You know what… sure, whatever. UFO’s are a lot like religion to me.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:31:00 +0000

So it should be < 80 ….. and then 130

(and you can do it, you just have to put it as ampersand-lt-semicolon)

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:29:00 +0000

I think the up-talk was somehow related… Like? The fact that? Everything? the little girl said? Ended in a questioning tone?

By: Turk

Turk — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:52:53 +0000

Neither does attempting to make sense.
Or grammar.

By: Billy Beer

Billy Beer — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:34:53 +0000

President and peanut farmer (part-time cat murderer) James Carter saw a UFO. He also trusted Yasir Arafat. Draw your own conclusions.

By: maderman

maderman — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:30:44 +0000

So it looks like you think all them for’ners with goofy accents have low IQ. I’ve met some pretty friggin smart immigrants, so I’d have to say your conclusion doesn’t really hold water for me.

By: ein_alpha

ein_alpha — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:19:19 +0000

My IQ is between 140 and 150 according various test.
I believe that I have had 30+ UFO encounters and/or abduction events.

By: Dapper Swindler

Dapper Swindler — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 07:21:58 +0000

I see that Katillac left his honor and sense of surreal humor in his other handle’s pants.

Lighten up, man. Its just teh interwebs. No is truck. Is tubes. Tubes can’s hurt you.

By: katillac

katillac — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:28:12 +0000

They sometimes take a while to show up. This reply will likely show up about 30 minutes after I post it.

By: katillac

katillac — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:27:03 +0000

Ignore the troll. He tried to pull the same crap in another thread. In regard to the graph, I like it, but I think it would have a higher snicker factor if the Beer Factor was included.

By: ryszard

ryszard — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:32:47 +0000

The system thinks they are HTML code, which is not permitted, so strips them out.

By: jenrenn

jenrenn — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:41:24 +0000

Man! No wonder I see UFOs like all the time!

By: 13thmetalhead

13thmetalhead — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:37:29 +0000

As you point out, that idiot thought he was talking about Venn diagrams without having a clue. I just love this website, really !

By: DieNarrin

DieNarrin — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:32:31 +0000

The problem is that one shouldn’t confuse intelligence with common sense.

By: theo2520

theo2520 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:36:54 +0000

That was interesting. Apparently comments can’t have less than or greater than signs in them. The chart should have “(arrow pointing to the right) 130″ or “130 (arrow pointing to the left)”

By: Maderman

Maderman — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:35:03 +0000

I keep reading posts about Sven diagrams. Could you please enlighten me as to what this means, and what the proper protocol is for using one. I consider myself a pretty hardcore analyst, and I have no idea what you’re talking about.

By: theo2520

theo2520 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:34:48 +0000

Chart fail – “130130″ is appropriate. What you’ve got right now means 130 or less.

Interpretation fail – Just because the people being interviewed talk with an unusual accent or misuse pronouns, you think they’re less intelligent? Seriously? Language acquisition is completely irrelevant to the IQ test.

I’m not even touching Dapper Swindler’s comment, assuming it was meant for another graph.

By: 7CHP

7CHP — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:26:19 +0000

wat is diz?

By: Dapper Swindler

Dapper Swindler — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:20:05 +0000

Yet another Sven Diagram fail. It is ironic that no one posting to Graph Jam knows how to properly configure a Sven Diagram.

Also, First!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:18:46 +0000

why don’t any of my comments ever post on this blog??? wtf.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:18:21 +0000

O.o

Then again… there are some really very smart (IQ: 150+) people who are positive they themselves have been abducted.

Yeah.