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Chances of being called a Fag by a total stranger


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  1. Art says:

    Oh so true…

  2. nickelbacksucks says:

    Nickelback sucks

    • Bornagain A. Theist says:

      Holy Shit! You have GOT to be a troll! Nobody in their right mind would ever say, “Nickelback sucks”.

      • fagtastic says:

        Unless they’re a fag.

      • It's nearly 4:20 says:

        Are you serious? Nickelback really really fucking suck

        • Me says:

          There are two types of people in this world.

          Those who love Nickelback

          and those who hate Nickelback.

          Those who hate Nickelback listen to only to gangsta rap, think to have to be tough and mean to be worthwhile, end up breaking the law at some point as a result, and end up in a little cell with “Bubba” for twenty years who thinks they have a pretty mouth and rear.

          Those who love Nickelback listen to various themes of music, inspired by the wide gamut of music the group puts out, and thinks about serious world issues, how to improve the world, and generally make things better. As they pursue a path of both self and world improvement, they gain following, prestige, and power. They eventually drive fancy cars, solve world problems, get into elite tactical units in the military, or become president.

          Okay… cell with Bubba…. or President….. hmmmmm….

          Well, if you like the idea of keeping Bubba happy, I think we know your orientation.

          Nickelback: Epic Win.
          Nickelback haters: Epic Fail.

          • anonymous says:

            nickelback sucks. fag.

            • RayvenRayge says:

              “Animals” and “Something in Your Mouth”

              Listen and Learn, Forniphobe. You can’t do music like that and not be some kind of bad ass. Plus, they do a wicked awesome concert.

  3. Master Chief says:

    “Halo” is the name of a gay bar in Washington DC. So in that respect, yes.

  4. Phizzle says:

    There should also be a slice of that pie for people who insist on shouting, “first!”

  5. AnoleX says:

    This is now my favorite graph as I know firsthand that this graph is dead on. and1976 gets my props for originality!

  6. billdye44 says:

    Wait… This shouldn’t be a pie chart though. What does the whole represent? What if you have a 3% chance of being called a fag in a gay parade? Does that reduce your chances of being called a fag in Halo? Apparently so.
    This should be a bar graph.
    Definitely funny though.

  7. adminoflife says:

    somehow i really do believe that if the odds increased to for you to be called a fag in a gay pride parade increased that the odds would decrease in halo.

    but the halo people are nicer than the people in CoD4

    • Adam says:

      GOD, I feel like I’m taking smart pills for having understood this in third fucking grade. PERCENT = PART/WHOLE. If one decreases the other decreases. Fucking SHIT.

  8. Dexaan says:

    Needs to be changed from “Halo” to “Any FPS ever”. CS is pretty bad for this.

  9. Ruby says:

    Now, I don’t play Halo at all, but I’d still think 4chan warrants a piece of that pie.

  10. !null says:

    Whenever a pie chart comes up there are always complaints that something else should be added.

    But if the author used every possible addition it would cease to be funny. Simplicity is a big factor in wit.

  11. Genny says:

    In my opinion, there are entirely too many pie charts on here lately; I hope to see some highly amusing line graphs again soon. This blog was founded on line graphs and dangit, someone ought to observe tradition.

  12. vervain says:

    Note to self: Never play Halo 3 online.

  13. Spyder says:

    Being gay, you’d expect me to get insulted with this…

    But no. The only time I’ve been called a fag is when I slaughtered someone. :-)

  14. JOhnn says:

    It’s never okay tho use the F word. No more than it is okay to use the N word. They are both hate filled expressions. Adults know this.

  15. angrycat says:

    unfortunately, this is true. Halo 3 is a great game, but it has an awful community, as does many of the top played XBL games.

    although, the use of the word “fag” will soon be replaced with, “lets all meet in the middle of the map and get the achievements” for the next few weeks. due to Bungie updating the game and adding achievements.

  16. mrmuggles says:

    I’ve got nothing much to say but : So true!

  17. zanntics says:

    LOL >< good point

  18. BlacFyre says:

    WIN. Er, maybe not… knowing Halo 3.

  19. joe says:

    THIS IS SO TRUE. My friend got called a fag on Halo 3 by some asshole fanboys, simply because he was British.

  20. ugysaredumb says:

    shut up and go outside get a life play a board game.

  21. Winster says:

    What if you are riding a bike at a gay pride march IN halo? Double negative?

  22. The new Louis CK “chewed up” special is funny as shit – talks about the word “fag” and his use of it…

    but i agree, stupid 13 year olds on the servers always love to use that word.

  23. madcowyup says:

    It’s true…
    even though the people that call you fags are more likely to be fags. :p

  24. Spense09 says:

    wow. I could believe that. I’ve called ppl that b4 on halo 3 nd ppl have called me that in halo 3. THE EQUIVILANT EXCHANGE

  25. NEOmusings says:

    Strangers at gay pride marches prefer yelling, “You’re going to hell! Repent now!”

  26. Lyle says:

    This graph doesn’t make sense. If tis a pie chart then that means there is a 100% chance you will be called a Fag by a stranger at either a gay pride parade or playing Halo 3 online, but I don’t play Halo 3 online or go on gay pride parades.
    Don’t make a graph for a graph making website if you don’t really know how to make graphs.

  27. kevin says:

    does anyone realize these are TPS reports! haha

  28. YB says:

    Hey graphfag
    you forgot the slice where it says “making pie charts that should be bar graphs”.



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