Comments on: Amazon customer reviews

By: outsibili

outsibili — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:33:16 +0000

Сайт, переехал…..

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By: Emily

Emily — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:25:32 +0000

ahahahhhaaaaa
can’t believe I never thought of that before
you rule.

By: Emily

Emily — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:23:58 +0000

That is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a looong time.
Serious LOLing – cheers for that! XD

By: Colorado Running

Colorado Running — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:07:20 +0000

So true, generally 50% of the reviews are 5 stars.

By: BuenoCabra

BuenoCabra — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:27:04 +0000

How many reviews do YOU know that can read?

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:43:19 +0000

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1220710193&sr=8-2

the best amazon reviews I’ve ever read.

By: Alaina

Alaina — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:43:10 +0000

BURN

By: Sonny Whitelaw

Sonny Whitelaw — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:30:41 +0000

The truly scary thing is that Amazon ‘voters’ also elect governments.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:48:57 +0000

Is the opposite of hyperbole – hypobole?

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:58:48 +0000

…their, not they’re…DOH

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:58:13 +0000

I’ve seen an early preview of this graph and I think it’s going to be amazing…

(I actually asked Amazon why they allow people to review things that haven’t been released yet…they’re response was business waffle that basically meant “we can’t be bothered to control it and it helps our sales”)

By: Tea

Tea — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:08:48 +0000

It’s great – it just lacks the 10% “It’s not yet out, but since the last one/a completly diffrent item was great/sucked this is going to be great/going to suck”.

By: vervain

vervain — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:11:16 +0000

It’s only logical that the majority of Amazon reviews are either hyperbolic & positive or hyperbolic & negative. It’s only when someone really loves or really hates something that they actually care enough to bother writing one. Why would an indifferent person waste valuable time writing an “eh, it was okay,” review?

By: Tseran

Tseran — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:02:50 +0000

Agreed, with Spore the numbers should be like this:

99% – Wanna be pirates complaining about DMCA
0.9% – Over glorified 5 star reviews
0.1% – Helpful reviews

By: brucethepushypig

brucethepushypig — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:56:51 +0000

This comment is a ridiculously anally retentive twat, no, wait… that’s not right… its author is.

By: boringneil

boringneil — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:45:14 +0000

Where’s the bit about reviews that appear 2 centuries before the item has even been released?

By: Dean

Dean — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:08:28 +0000

Could divvy up the whole internet the same way.

By: CellBlock

CellBlock — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:25:11 +0000

Don’t forget the ones where they give it 2 or 3 stars but then write something like “Wow, this product totally exceeds all my expectations. It’s awesome!”

Damn it, why’d you only give it 3 stars, then?! Don’t you know how this is supposed to work?!

By: RS

RS — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:11:42 +0000

I haven’t looked at this graph personally, but I recommend it to anyone who’s looking for a hilariously funny graph.
I WISH they made graphs like this when I was interested in humorous graphs.

By: catgirl

catgirl — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:22:37 +0000

Very clever! I think this could apply to any site that uses a rating system, such as E-bay.

By: Joseph

Joseph — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:28:24 +0000

1% of the reviews are useful? That’s a bit high…

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:24:58 +0000

Good graph, does its job well.

By: tudza

tudza — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:03:26 +0000

Well I’ve never been to Amazon,
but I kinda’ like the plants there

They’ve got one big ass river
and lots of flesh eating army ants there.

By: Weaver

Weaver — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:51:14 +0000

I never been to Amazon but I think it is excellent *****

By: tudza

tudza — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:26:08 +0000

Was this graph helpful to you?

By: Not_you

Not_you — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:40:09 +0000

wrong. a review cannot be illiterate, but their authors can be.

By: rekenner

rekenner — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:51:45 +0000

After spore, I think you got your numbers wrong.

By: Yakumo

Yakumo — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:49:28 +0000

**
I joust down rally undastand wwat he ment wit “2 ilatarate 2 take serius”.

By: Fred

Fred — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:39:35 +0000

that comments funnier than the graph

By: Staz

Staz — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:35:19 +0000

no it sucks real bad, has no point and i’d better shave my mother than look at it anymore… i was gone before the end anyway

By: chenry

chenry — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:17:23 +0000

*****
A+++ Graph! Possibly the greatest graph ever created! If you haven’t checked out a graph before, make sure you start here!!!