Comments on: Since I Began Responding To All Spam

By: Tami

Tami — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:45:33 +0000

But he only *replied* to them. He didn’t pass them on. Thus acknowledging that he read them, but only sent one, so his luck is still bad.

By: :)

:) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:56:51 +0000

“It’s not the size of the schooner, it’s the motion of the ocean.”

Never seen anyone get to England in a row boat
(from America)

By: erick

erick — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:00:33 +0000

Asians probably learned something about penis enlargement supplements through necessity though.

By: Sonucais

Sonucais — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:51:46 +0000

IT’S OVER 9000!

By: thbbbbt

thbbbbt — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:45:42 +0000

But… if he’s responding, then the chain emails are NOT broken, and thus back luck should not be a positive number. Booo.

By: Beth

Beth — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:49:23 +0000

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

HAHAHA!

ME TOO.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:20:04 +0000

I think this would have been even more amusing as a horizontal bar graph.

By: coyote

coyote — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:06:16 +0000

Far more information than we needed to know Miss.

By: enigmatick

enigmatick — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:33:17 +0000

Hey, what about breast size? I get plenty of those spams, too. Kinda weird, since I pee standing up….

By: coyote

coyote — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:06:19 +0000

That was me that sent you those cards.

By: Soviet

Soviet — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:46:13 +0000

The sad part you don’t know. He submitted this on his phone

By: brewski

brewski — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:12:20 +0000

It’s all about the size of the propeller. *makes speedboat sounds*

By: Zushi

Zushi — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:23:13 +0000

Ah, the Vimax pills…

By: random comment

random comment — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:07:34 +0000

Yeah… And besides, there’s the winning online lottery ticket and all the greeting cards from unknown senders…

By: bucket

bucket — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:16:53 +0000

The last time I tried to enlarge my penis, everything got infected.

By: coyote

coyote — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:52:50 +0000

Are all of you saying that other people get these emails too? Now I don’t feel special anymore. Fortunately my new R.O.L.E.X. is in the mail and that will cheer me up.

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:01:07 +0000

At least it can get you off

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:36:32 +0000

I thought it was the “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels scam”. Ok, our penis pills don’t work. Here’s a check for your money back – memo line of check says “I have a small penis”

By: Anonom

Anonom — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:46:59 +0000

lol someone doesn’t get the joke.

By: teh penguin

teh penguin — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:38:42 +0000

No… The graph is correct, he forgot to put nano meters at the end of each number.

By: Maderman

Maderman — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:41:08 +0000

Have no idea what the Y-axis means, but who cares. This is hilarious.

By: BC girl- Jen

BC girl- Jen — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:34:37 +0000

Hmm Im confused. Is his ‘Penis Length’ worth over 400 Nigerian dollars? Or is it longer than 400 of his old classmates? or…does it equal over 400 years of bad luck? Oh the conundrum!

By: niki

niki — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:29:37 +0000

but it takes a long time to cross the ocean in a rowboat

By: BC girl- Jen

BC girl- Jen — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:27:57 +0000

Nah gurl, your wrong. Girth is where its at! I dont remember the last time the ocean got me off. :p

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:28:25 +0000

lol, looks like someones pine needles didn’t work.

By: Neard

Neard — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:22:41 +0000

Orrrrr maybe it’s just a joke and a lame attempt at saying “penis” on a graph. Not to mention forcing it to be a phallic image.

By: leah

leah — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:51:39 +0000

It’s not the size of the schooner, it’s the motion of the ocean.

By: Not_you

Not_you — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:42:31 +0000

* * * WARNING: OVER-ANALYSIS BELOW * * *
spam promising a bigger penis is a scam: they sell ground up pine needles and label it as some ancient asian recipe. the stuff won’t work, therefore the graph’s author’s penis is just a small as it was before he (assumption) started answering the spam.
LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS:
1) the author started off with a penis that size (2.5 inches on my monitor), or
2) the graph is wrong, and penis size should be right down there with all the other bars.
Discuss.

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:27:59 +0000

Very true! Girth is more important than length.

By: Z

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:13:54 +0000

That wasn’t originally a penis, just an enlarged clit. That’s what’s scary.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:46:14 +0000

What about the ones about “girth”. That’s important stuff too…

By: Sid Arta

Sid Arta — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:37:52 +0000

Phallus!

By: Sakulati

Sakulati — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:36:21 +0000

I never thought I was going to be FIRST. Mu-ha-ha!!!
Now what? …kind of an empty feeling…
I guess I will go read some spam…