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  1. Vix says:

    lol Ahhhhhh, so true, the joys of work.

  2. Vix says:

    Ooooooo, my 1st “1st” as well, only just noticed. I feel so special lol

    • ManfredMom says:

      On ICHC we dansdansdans fur teh not sekunds (Impolyt to yells “Furst”) or seelabrayts wif martoonies ob ur choys. Vix wan dans or martoonie?

      • C'est Moi says:

        Too bad this isn’t ICHC. I love LOLcats, but I cannot stand the comments. Please keep the kitty pidgin restricted to ICHC please.

        • ManfredMom says:

          Luks at teh logo abuv “GraphJam” logo n tell me wats it says??

          • C'est Moi says:

            It says, “By ICHC.” Keyword, “BY!” Meaning that yes, it is in fact run by the same company (group, whatever they are); however, it is not that exact website. There is a difference. So again, kindly keep the kitty pidgin out of here.

            • Cje says:

              oh hai guyz m i layt to this thred?

            • tyler says:

              Agreed. They’re sister sites, not the same place. They may all be maintained by the same company, but mostly because it’s mutually beneficial for all the sites. Keep ICHC to ICHC- there are different people here than there.

          • Maderman says:

            Who cares? It’s a different site… different protocol & standards…. you don’t see graphjammers on ICHC commenting on the accuracy & validity of the captions and pictures.

            • Atom says:

              And you see that here?
              Log off internet if you can’t adapt to a humor blog.
              Also,
              hai 2 u guyz, how it is going on saturday neights?

          • ManfredMom says:

            *note to self: don’t antagonize the unfriendly natives*

      • Fake E. Tufte says:

        ICHC threads have become (even more) unreadable because the first two pages of posts are so often polluted with redundant “danses” so you have to scroll further to read any comments that might be about the post itself!

        • C'est Moi says:

          -applause-
          I enjoy reading about the pictures, but not if those comments begin three pages into it. It’s worse than the people here yelling, “First!”

  3. Scott says:

    Here’s the video this was ripped off from (who knows where the video maker got it but it’s a *great* vid).

    http://www.clemenskogler.net/film/grandcontent.htm

  4. Andrew says:

    That is so sadly true. *shiftily looks around before sipping his bottled “water”*

  5. BC girl- Jen says:

    GAH grreat one! Love it! Me oh my am i ever wasted today…f8ck….. ugh

  6. 216 says:

    Ding, ding, ding! Bigtime WIN!
    This graph rox! oh, and…
    PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Neil says:

    hahaha This is great! :-)

  8. Khaaaaaaan says:

    In Communist China, career path set from birth…

  9. ManfredMom says:

    How did Ferris know what my career path looks like??

  10. LouZha says:

    *fails to see bfd about prestige*
    What the world need is a whole lot more enlightenment, screw prestige!

  11. que-ever says:

    I’m no mathematician, but shouldn’t the yellow area equate to amount drunk rather than reason for drinking?

    • poopmonger says:

      the difference between the integrals of each function is definitely an area, but the disparity between the two is the reason for the drinking, and it only relates to ‘actual amount of alcohol ingested,’ perhaps linearly or maybe exponentially.

  12. Bloobeard says:

    There is another graph in this where the actual career path exceeds the intended. The ensuing pressure to perform could also result in drunken lunchtime binges.
    OR If you meet your intended career path, but you can’t cut it.
    OR If you just really like the taste of beer. MMMMM… beer.

  13. Doombird says:

    See, gems like this are why I keep checking out GraphJam. Total BS statistics + searing message about life = funny!

  14. Arg says:

    I like lolcats, and also the jargot used in the pictures. But people in the comment section (including the person above) take it WAY to far so as to be incomprehensible.

  15. Arg says:

    Jargon* (sorry for typos)

  16. Barry says:

    all speaking LOL shall be stripped and caned

  17. miggz says:

    yellow is why i drink too

  18. Mayya says:

    This is a word-for-word, line-for-line rip-off of a graph from indexed.com – I would hardly call that “where they got the idea from.” It’s 100% plagiarism. Ferris should be ashamed of him/herself and this entry should be removed. Perhaps someone would like to put that in a graph.

  19. Juliet says:

    This one is awesome!

  20. hmmm says:

    Your drinking as a baby?? and have a career

  21. simon says:

    negative nacy!


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