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First.
Also, conspiracy theorists need lives.
True. Besides, who’s to say that they (the Swiss, not conspiracy dudes) didn’t create a black hole already, and we won’t know about it due to time dilation?
HMMM I don’t know – it probably hasn’t even been created because maybe the fact that if there was a black hole created, we’d all be dead by now, squeezed into the size less than the head of a hairpin. Black holes – even if small could swallow up at least 1/3 of the milky way by its first appearance, and grows exponentially with all the mass it swallows. :/
Let me point something out before you hurt yourself. Time Dilation would only effect you at very close ranges to the black hole. Besides, there is already a supermassive black hole in the center of the galaxy, and it hasn’t sucked up 1/3 of it yet. Yet…. MUAHAHAHAHA! By the time one was made, Hawking radiation would destroy it before it had the chance to add more to itself.
time dilation is only when your in the event horizon, and they dont grow
I holy agree
Do you mean you wholly agree? Cause I kinda liked this one until you brought religion into it….
Wrong again. But he does holey agree.
Holey Moley.
@ the video:
“Those cosmic hoovers from which nothing can escape!”
LMAO.
Let’s be clear about the Hadron Collider:
It will NOT NOT NOT produce black holes. That’s total BS. You need the energy of a collapsing star to produce one, and smashing two particles together won’t do that.
What if you make the particles go really really fast? Like 88 miles per hour?
But you would also need 1.21 giggawatts of power. Maybe if you attached the particles to a clock tower during a lightning storm you could generate that kind of power.
One point twenty one gigawatts!
Actually, it’s jigawatts, which is more than a gigawatt.
Uh, they make them go 99.999…% the speed of light…? -_- And according to the Theory of Relativity it’s impossible to go over the speed of light.
yes but there will always be a need for more speed so thats why SCIENTISTS MUST INCREASE THE SPEED OF LIGHT
It -WILL- produce black holes.
They will simply decay way too quickly due to Hawking radiation, causing no damage to anything whatsoever.
I bet they decay so fast that they’ll never be able to prove they were there… and then they will have to admit that Hawking radiation DOESN’T exist by the same logic they use to dismiss God.
So you’re saying god decayed too fast for anyone to notice?
No, I’m saying that the ‘logic’ behind His alleged non-existence is based on not being able to prove that He does exist, which is similar to MUCH of the research behind black holes.
Gah, there’s a CHANCE it will produce black holes. But it’s quantum physics. There’s a chance it will produce a three headed dragon.
Secondly, they’re colliding Protons, I’m fairly sure. Proton collision happens in nuclear explosion, and nuclear reactors itself. If that created black holes that were ANY threat whatsoever, we would have destroyed the earth when we nuked Japan, when we started up the first Nuclear reactor, and so on.
A hadron is just a proton by itself, if I’m not mistaken. It’s not dangerous!
WIN
All scientists are not athiests, by the way.
Understood and agreed.
Well, I’m talking about the ones that nom on everything in their vicinity, which is what people are worried about, but again there’s no need.
The swiss make holes in Army Knives? Am I misreading this pie chart or is it just bad?
there’s a hole where the keychain goes…and one in the leather punch tool (?)…and holes in the plastic case where the pen or tweezer or toothpick go.
You are neither misreading nor is the chart bad. Ironically, you are just a tool.
wow, compelling argument.
Hitler’s plans?
Oh yes… I’m sure he was distraught, as the Swiss went their merry way through WWII shooting down allied aircraft.
Sure he hated that.
Hitler wanted to control all of Europe, but there was this hole in the centre that he didn’t control. Guess where that is.
Thank God for those corkscrews…
So, not Plans, then… Plan.
And hole, not holes.
Oh my, it’s a singular minefield, isn’t it?!
Singularity Win?
This neutral country has funded a side in every war of the twentieth century.
Thats the beauty of being neutral. You can screw everyone over and still come out unscathed.
Should have added “The Nazi Gold Reserve” to the chart…
Steaks? O_o
Family Robinson Plot? 0_o
[1] Swiss steak, AKA cube steak.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_steak
[2] How else would they bury their dead, if not by making holes in the family plot?
http://www.4literature.net/Johann_Wyss/Swiss_Family_Robinson/
p_p it’s the end of the world as we know it … and i feel fine! bb
seriously though, they say if there is going to be a black hole it’ll only be a little one, but all black holes are less than the size of a pin-head
End of world? Nah. I still feel fine.
To suggest that two particles smashed together tight enough to make a black hole would somehow create a larger gravitational pull than if they smashed together and didn’t create a black hole is somewhat preposterous.
Think of it this way: if the sun suddenly collapsed into a black hole would we get sucked into it? No. There is the same amount of mass there which causes the same gravitational pull which means we would continue orbiting around a singularity where the sun USED to be like nothing happened…except it would be dark…all the time…like Alaska during the winter…above the Arctic Circle…
…I need a nap…
um… no… if the sun collapsed the earth would be dead… considering that whole supernova problem… plus if the sun collapsed it wouldn’t create a black hole, it isn’t big enough…
Ummm… …Our sun doesn’t have enough mass to super-nova. It MAY go nova (Without the super part), but even that isn’t entirely likely. Just commenting on the terms used. The sentiment’s still true enough. If Sun = Dead, then Earth = Dead.
You fail at physics. If it collapses it loses mass. And it’s a gravitational collapse that creates a black hole, not just a collapse. And by your logic there should be no black holes whatsoever if stars retained their mass and gravitational pull.
GAAH! Why does she talk like that?
I find it offensive that you said Swedish…
At least you didn’t call it Swaziland.
You got offended, that’s funny.
I like how people find a particle accelerator a doomsday weapon but not nuclear weapons O_o. Gotta love this country.