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Heh. It’s funny because it’s so true…
if you say so…
Rap or rap not, try there is not.
Sing, or talk to a beat, there is no rap.
What are you talking about? Yoda spoke with fine grammar, just in Anastrophe, which gramatically correct. What a lame graph.
Also, Yoda is not an occupation.
I came in to say that. “Jedi Master” would have been a better choice.
I agree. Can we get this changed? That would be a good deal better.
o all jedi masters have bad grammer though?
I came in to say I’m working on my MA in Being Yoda. I wanted to write my thesis in Yodese, but my committee was not exactly receptive.
Yoda spoke perfect English, and yes Yoda isn’t a job, so dumb
Also, the Yoda part of this graph has been done here before. People need to read other graphs before they do one.
http://graphjam.com/2008/09/06/song-chart-memes-yoda-brainpower-allocation/
DITTO!!!
Well, your response is quite funny. Considering that you didn’t write it with correct grammar.
LOL. Teacher, yours is funnier, you don’t write something “with” correct grammar, you write it “in” correct grammar.
No you don’t, you write it “using” correct grammar.
Now this is a good graph. Bravo, Paul U.
What about LOLcat?
Exactly!
Should lolcat become a paying occupation… *sigh* counting down the days akshully
Err, haven’t they done some hiring on the cheezburger network? I would wager that they got some resumes written in lolcat.
What is wrong with Yoda’s grammar? Word placement is considered grammar now?
that’s what grammar is, yes.
Linguistics fail. See “Anastrophe”, above.
I had Anastrophe once. The cream to get rid of it is EXPENSIVE!
Btw, worst graph in a while.
Wow… Just wow.
Are you right. Placement word nothing with grammar do to has.
If you look at several Yoda sentences, I believe you will find that his sentence structure does wonder around a bit. I don’t think anastrophe covers what he is doing to the English language when he speaks. Nor does he seem to be speaking English with say Japanese sentence structure, some sentence seem to follow that pattern and others don’t.
In any case, I would suggest “Spam email composer” be added to this graph.
yoda as an occupation + calling yoda’s grammar bad = win
And, Yoda participated in a Gangster Rapper:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/174837
“I’m Yoda, I’m a soldier (sold-ja). I’m low to the floor (flowja), I thought I told ya (toldja). Don’t be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won’t believe your eyes, watch the X-wing rise.”
(We got Deathstar!)
And, Yoda participated in a Gangster Rapper:
(It appears that graphjam will not let me put links in my post today. To see the Star Wars Gangsta Rap, search for it on Newgrounds [recommended] or Youtube.)
“I’m Yoda, I’m a soldier (sold-ja). I’m low to the floor (flowja), I thought I told ya (toldja). Don’t be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won’t believe your eyes, watch the X-wing rise.”
/We got Deathstar!/
I meant, of course, that Yoda participated in a Gangster Rap, as a Gangster Rapper.
(Now, where is that graph about failure to proofread correlating with IQ?)
Indeed funny this graph is, hm?
You failed to include President of the United States
Actually, Yoda uses the basic forms of Latin word order, which is usually anastropic, but not exclusively since in Latin, being an inflected language, most of the “grammar” is taken care of in the word endings. This was chosen purposefully to simultaneously make him ancient and otherworldly feeling in his very speech pattern.
Yoda just says the object, verb first, then whether “you have” or “you have not”. Example is, “You have not taken the cat out for a walk” becomes “take the cat out for a walk, you have not”. it in a way lets the receiver know what yoda is talking about first, before yoda adds in the “extra” details.
I remember my English teachers saying that Yoda had better grammar than most people they’ve met.
Any STAR WARS fan would know that Yoda translated his language into ours so he could learn it and that’s how it was translated so that’s how he learned it.
ex. “When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.”(Episode 6: Return Of The Jedi) Whereas we would say “You will not look as good when you reach 900 years old.”