Comments on: Be Prepared

By: wolfernater

wolfernater — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:02:21 +0000

does that mean you can make garlic by mixing holywater and penicillin then leaving out in the sun for a few hours?

By: Samantha

Samantha — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:35:48 +0000

Only in Russia.

By: source

source — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:32:15 +0000

Maybe they’re one of the many people, like myself, who are allergic to penicillin.

By: MrLemming

MrLemming — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:36:55 +0000

I lol’d very hard.

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:08:18 +0000

I LOLed!

By: Ms. Valit

Ms. Valit — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:46:22 +0000

I wouldn’t advise ingesting holy water. Especially if it’s from in front of the entrance to the church/sanctuary. People have been touching that stuff, and how do you know if they’ve washed their hands? “Holy” is not the same as “sanitary” or “safe to ingest”.

By: Pom Rania

Pom Rania — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:02:50 +0000

I want this on a t-shirt too.

By: DieNarrin

DieNarrin — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:22:54 +0000

Umm, Sunlight is not part of things that can be ingested…. sigh

By: Kate

Kate — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:36:06 +0000

No Bw3s nearby…and no complaints here:

By: AreYouPrepared?

AreYouPrepared? — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 16:56:38 +0000

I don’t know why everybody is wasting so much time trying to explain Venn diagrams. You should be out there getting garlic to prepare for the future. Seriously. The only reason I could leave this comment was because I’m between cloves.

By: ekiM

ekiM — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 10:23:32 +0000

For about 5 minutes, I thought that said “Things that kill Germans”. It made sense like that, too.

By: sisteract

sisteract — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:46:43 +0000

hahahaha

By: Garlis

Garlis — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:10:17 +0000

Yes he does my child. For I am the one they call the great Garlis. Peace be to all.

By: butterflysigh

butterflysigh — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:08:16 +0000

Spell check they do not.

By: Ozibob

Ozibob — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:07:07 +0000

I hate you

By: adskfjö

adskfjö — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 13:29:05 +0000

i lol’d

By: Phae

Phae — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:51:48 +0000

No I’m not, hence why I was very, very confused.

By: brewski

brewski — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:02:29 +0000

That would be an unfortunate fail.

By: brewski

brewski — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:00:30 +0000

phew! Please stop breathing in my general direction. kthxbye.

By: brewski

brewski — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:59:50 +0000

You don’t ingest Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ingests you.

By: Rachel of Cyberia

Rachel of Cyberia — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:00:54 +0000

Sure, laugh at my pain.

By: Joey Y

Joey Y — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:59:56 +0000

erm… “garlis iz god”? Make sense you do not.

By: Joey Y

Joey Y — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:57:12 +0000

Try failblog.

By: Deetviper

Deetviper — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:35:26 +0000

Some people are allergic to penicillin.

By: Herb

Herb — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:22:29 +0000

“Just go get you a piece and suck it.”

[smart-assed reply not needed]

By: nameless

nameless — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:17:41 +0000

umm penicillin is a medicine
if you die… then that kinda sucks….

By: nameless

nameless — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:16:30 +0000

graphjam burn of the week right here

By: binnie

binnie — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:57:07 +0000

soooo basicaly garlis iz god….

i knew it! >.<

By: snafutti

snafutti — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:02:20 +0000

I want this on a T-shirt!!!!11!!1eleven!!!

By: Dobovedo

Dobovedo — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:27:01 +0000

spicy garlic wings at BW3s work good too

By: dian113

dian113 — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:40:47 +0000

Oh great graph! The comments above were fun too, esp. the person who said holy water burns when she ingests it. Good to see a humorous entry that’s also a well-done graph. The graphier, the bettter!

By: Craig

Craig — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:08:52 +0000

oops! That was more of a failure to pay attention.

By: Alcar

Alcar — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:32:38 +0000

FAIL

Or to elaborate:
Garlic is in each major group, but you don’t have to write it down in each group, in fact, it’s customary not to. So, while each overlap of 2 groups also contains Garlic, it is again customary not to write it there.

Germs and Ingesting both contain Penicillin, and Garlic. But group Vampire doesn’t have penicillin, so it’s not put into the middle. Garlic is in all groups, so it does go there.

Nowhere does it imply that Garlic = pennicillin. If you wanted to be complete (and make the diagram illegible) you could add Garlic to each section, in which case you could say that Garlic=Garlic.

Of course, nobody does that, because people who know how Venn diagrams work allready read that by default.

That concludes our class for the today, and i will go and collect my “Longest post of the month” award.

By: gnosis

gnosis — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:12:12 +0000

If I ingest penicillin, I die. I guess the bacteria die too, though, but I think me dieing defeats the purpose.

By: sociallysimple

sociallysimple — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:26:06 +0000

Touche, sisteract, touche.

By: tweece

tweece — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:05:48 +0000

yes! someone who finally understands that garlic is simultaneously penicillin, holy water, & sunshine!

By: rosekathleen

rosekathleen — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:55:50 +0000

Ok, this is great.

By: sisteract

sisteract — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:52:32 +0000

hahahahaha

By: D-Mac

D-Mac — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:40:37 +0000

Well done! Someone who understands how these things work!

By: Kit

Kit — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:19:14 +0000

It’s also delicious!

By: Kit

Kit — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:16:28 +0000

Another “Understanding Venn diagrams” fail here… although… on a cellular level, you ingest sunlight… I’m not quite sure how vitamin D works.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:09:09 +0000

…

You’re not really that stupid, right?

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:07:56 +0000

You can ingest Chuck Norris?

Good luck.

By: Phae

Phae — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:57:35 +0000

So you ingest sunlight…?

By: 216

216 — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:24:55 +0000

You don’t have to buy pills…
Just go get you a piece and suck it.

By: Not_you

Not_you — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:17:53 +0000

this graph borders on the brilliant. not quite, but damn close.

good job.

By: JimmEh!

JimmEh! — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:11:34 +0000

Understanding Venn diagrams FAIL!

By: Craig

Craig — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:00:16 +0000

So you can’t ingest penicillin? Sucks to be one of the many people who have taken it over the years, then.

By: sisteract

sisteract — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:54:29 +0000

this chart makes me laugh! I think its so funny….
You dont think that because you are:
a/a vampire
b/a germ
you dont want people to be prepare, dont you??

By: sisteract

sisteract — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:52:21 +0000

hahahahaaaaaa