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i didn’t know that garlic killed germs…
i think it’s a typo
it’s supposed to be chuck norris
You can ingest Chuck Norris?
Good luck.
You don’t ingest Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ingests you.
Only in Russia.
in the spring.
Yes, it’s actually a very good antiseptic. It also lowers blood pressure and cholesterol, and can help control blood sugar.
It’s also delicious!
hahahahaha
phew! Please stop breathing in my general direction. kthxbye.
Why was this made? Is it supposed to be funny? Or interesting? Maybe informative, but, why?
this chart makes me laugh! I think its so funny….
You dont think that because you are:
a/a vampire
b/a germ
you dont want people to be prepare, dont you??
Touche, sisteract, touche.
hahahaha
Things that understand how Venn Diagrams work….
Are you saying this person DOESN’T? It made perfect sense to me.
Fail…
Try failblog.
This is fantastic!
I dunno why, but holy water burns when I try to ingest it
hahahahaaaaaa
i lol’d
Note to self: buy garlic pills. Also keeps mosquitoes away, I hear.
You don’t have to buy pills…
Just go get you a piece and suck it.
spicy garlic wings at BW3s work good too
No Bw3s nearby…and no complaints here:
“Just go get you a piece and suck it.”
[smart-assed reply not needed]
So you can’t ingest penicillin? Sucks to be one of the many people who have taken it over the years, then.
Understanding Venn diagrams FAIL!
oops! That was more of a failure to pay attention.
Maybe they’re one of the many people, like myself, who are allergic to penicillin.
this graph borders on the brilliant. not quite, but damn close.
good job.
So you ingest sunlight…?
…
You’re not really that stupid, right?
No I’m not, hence why I was very, very confused.
Another “Understanding Venn diagrams” fail here… although… on a cellular level, you ingest sunlight… I’m not quite sure how vitamin D works.
Umm, Sunlight is not part of things that can be ingested…. sigh
Well done! Someone who understands how these things work!
yes! someone who finally understands that garlic is simultaneously penicillin, holy water, & sunshine!
FAIL
Or to elaborate:
Garlic is in each major group, but you don’t have to write it down in each group, in fact, it’s customary not to. So, while each overlap of 2 groups also contains Garlic, it is again customary not to write it there.
Germs and Ingesting both contain Penicillin, and Garlic. But group Vampire doesn’t have penicillin, so it’s not put into the middle. Garlic is in all groups, so it does go there.
Nowhere does it imply that Garlic = pennicillin. If you wanted to be complete (and make the diagram illegible) you could add Garlic to each section, in which case you could say that Garlic=Garlic.
Of course, nobody does that, because people who know how Venn diagrams work allready read that by default.
That concludes our class for the today, and i will go and collect my “Longest post of the month” award.
graphjam burn of the week right here
I hate you
Ok, this is great.
If I ingest penicillin, I die. I guess the bacteria die too, though, but I think me dieing defeats the purpose.
umm penicillin is a medicine
if you die… then that kinda sucks….
Some people are allergic to penicillin.
That would be an unfortunate fail.
Oh great graph! The comments above were fun too, esp. the person who said holy water burns when she ingests it.
Good to see a humorous entry that’s also a well-done graph. The graphier, the bettter!
Sure, laugh at my pain.
I want this on a T-shirt!!!!11!!1eleven!!!
soooo basicaly garlis iz god….
i knew it! >.<
erm… “garlis iz god”? Make sense you do not.
Spell check they do not.
Yes he does my child. For I am the one they call the great Garlis. Peace be to all.
I lol’d very hard.
For about 5 minutes, I thought that said “Things that kill Germans”. It made sense like that, too.
I LOLed!
I don’t know why everybody is wasting so much time trying to explain Venn diagrams. You should be out there getting garlic to prepare for the future. Seriously. The only reason I could leave this comment was because I’m between cloves.
I want this on a t-shirt too.
I wouldn’t advise ingesting holy water. Especially if it’s from in front of the entrance to the church/sanctuary. People have been touching that stuff, and how do you know if they’ve washed their hands? “Holy” is not the same as “sanitary” or “safe to ingest”.
does that mean you can make garlic by mixing holywater and penicillin then leaving out in the sun for a few hours?
Sunlight does not generally kill germs. Perhaps on Venus.